Ginn: It is a good quote.
shadythedragon: I do not mean to sound sound like a jackass but... All those answers are mostly clear as day I'd you ACTUALLY read the fic.
Sixteen in Fourth Year? I said that we increased the ages a bit of the characters because the adult subject matters needed older characters but the story needed to take place in the fourth year
The new teachers? They are myself and Ghost, we said we would be doing that in the authors note at the start. We like meta-humour so we did this.
The Wizard God thing? That DOES need explanation. As I said, Ghost and I are quoting and using jokes from Starkid a lot as we love their work. In their AVP series they said stuff like 'Oh Wizard God help us!' For several reasons. 1: as a simple joke. 2: because they know everyone who watches their stuff WOULDN'T be massive Harry Potter fans. And 3: because they perform is live as a stage show their instinct is to say 'Oh God' so they tweak it to 'wizard god' instead of Merlin so it is funnier. They do a similar thing in their SciFi show 'Starship' where 'God is real... But was killed by science' so they say 'dead god'.
SaurusRock625: There are only 4 contestants.
Calebros: While both Ghost and I are big Potter fans... spelling is not our strong suit. We try our best but we mess up. And the Wizard God stuff is a reference to StarKid.
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Rocket Raccoon: Hey Rocket! Its finally nice to meet Starky's friend. NO LUNA'S MINE! Haha, joking. But no, Luna won't be part of it. She will be a friend but that's it. And Ginny is a creepy stalker. And you appear in the Gamora chapter of Ghost's Spidey One-Shot series, which is written he has just not gotten around to publishing it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or StarKid
Harry Potter
Loving Death
Chapter 2: The Snakes, the Badger and the Lioness
"Sorry I'm late!" Harry called as he entered what was Lupin's Defence Against The Dark Arts classroom this time last year. There he saw that other Champions, their Headmaster's, Mad Eye Moody, Olivander and two new figures.
One was a 40 year old woman with blonde hair set in elaborate and curls that contrasted oddly with her heavy-jawed face. She wore jewelled spectacles studded with rhinestones, and had thick fingers ending in two-inch nails, painted crimson. Her blonde curls were curiously rigid, suggesting it was styled with the magical equivalent of hairspray. In addition, she had penciled-on eyebrows and three gold teeth, as well as large, masculine hands. Her bright scarlet painted fingernails and toenails were usually likened to claws or talons. The second was a male photographer. "Ah, Mr Potter." The woman nodded walking towards Harry "Rita Skeeter. Care to answer a few questions for the Daily Profi..." She asked before she was interrupted
"No. I have read your articles and you only care about stupid gossip stories, you love making others look bad so you can laugh. You lie and laugh and love others misery." Harry glared confidently, emerald eyes shining in anger and distrust "I am not getting involved with that bullshit."
"Now Harry, be reasonable." Dumbledore tried to argue
"No. That's final. And if I find out that you attack me or quote me without my permission, or make up LIES about me, then I will sue you and prove you lied under strongest truth serum there is! Now let me do this weird ass ceremony, I have classes." Harry said, walking towards Olivander and giving the old wizard his wand
"Ah... I remember this. Holly and Pheonix feather. Eleven inches. Nice and supple." Olivander nodded as he looked at the wand, passing it back to Harry
"Shown him your scythe. And let him know your Wand is not working properly for you." Death said, making Harry nod
"Sir, my Wand has been... Acting up for a while." Harry said, catching Olivander's attention and making Dumbledore panic internationally
"Oh really?" He asked curiously, cupping his chin
'No! Not good! If Harry's wand doesn't obey him then there will be a weaker link between Harry and Tom and Harry will not survive until it is time for him to die!' Dumbledore thought in fear
"Yes. And I have recently gained this." Harry nodded, summoning his scythe in a small burst of green flames and passing it to Olivander making everyone gasp
'Where did he get that?" The male Champions and most of the teachers thought
'Arry is stronger than I thought.' Fleur thought, smiling as if she had made a good choice
'A SCYTHE?! There is no way Harry should be able to use that with his bound core and Tom's Horcrux there! And if he CAN use it then he might kill Tom and I won't be the hero!' Dumbledore thought in fear
"A scythe. I have not seen a staff in a long time." Olivander muttered in awe, looking it over "Four foot two inches, a curved thirteen inch long blade which is two centimetres wide and three inches tall. The shaft is strong, unwheilding, and protective. Made of Bombay Blackwood, from India and very magical, with a... Freely given Unicorn blood polish? The blade is made of a magical copper, the metal being mixed with the blood of a dragon and a Nundu. With Goblin steel framing and tip."
"Is... That good?" Harry asked as Olivander handed his scythe back
"It's the best ever." Death pouted at her work being criticised before she said in Japanese "Baka goshojin-sama." Which translates, roughly, to Stupid Master
"It is the best I have even HEARD of." Olivander said simply
"Cool." Harry nodded, putting the scythe and wand away "Well, I have class. Later!" Harry waved, leaving
"Wait Mr Potter! The interview!" Rita yelled, standing up and running after him
"Piss off you cow!" Harry yelled after him, giving her the finger and going down the stairs
"Nice one." Death giggled as the two entered the Great Hall for lunch
"I try." Harry smiled before he frowned. He didn't know where to sit. At Gryffindore next to Hermione like normal or next to his new girlfriend Daphne at the Slytherin table. Speaking of the Ice Queen he's surprised that the two had gotten so close so quickly, as they had only talked a few times before that during class and in the halls. They hadn't been friends, they barley spoke to each other. And yet there was... There was magic at that moment in the hall outside of Potions. He couldn't explain it, it just felt... Right.
"Where should I sit?" Harry whispered
"What do you mean Master?" Death asked
"Gryffindor or Slytherin? Hermione or Daphne?" Harry answered
"You won't be fucking Hermione." Death pointed out making him blush. By now the hall was staring at Harry, who was just standing at the door
"Excuse me." Harry spoke simply and walked over to Daphne. The whole Great Hall was aghast
"HE'S NOT ONLY A CHEAT BUT HE IS SITTING WITH SNAKES!" Ron yelled, the hall covering their ears
"Hello Princess." Harry teased as he slid in next to Dahne and pulled her into his lap, shocking the hall once again
"Hello My Prince." Daphne followed up.
"I told you he was difficult to place." The Sorting Hat spoke
"Oh Sortie..." The Scarf of Sexual Preference responded "I even said he was tough to put. Remember?"
*Flashback to Harry's Sorting*
Harry sat there on the stool as the hat was taken off his head, the crowd cheering for him being in Gryffindore, when a rainbow scarf was wrapped around his neck
"The Scarf of Sexual Preference." Snape spoke
"Hmm...You know...you're difficult to place...Hmm..." Scarfy hummed "VERY difficult..."
"Er... What do you mean?" 11 year old Harry Potter asked nervously
"Hmm...Something...Unusual..." Scarfy answered "Something...New."
"Like?"
"Something that no-one, not even you, could've expected." Scarfy answered
"And... That is?" He asked, gulping
"Harem Master." Scarfy answered
While most if the wall where confused what he was talking about, those in power glared
*end flashback*
"That WAS an unusual day." Sortie answered
"Hmm." Scarfy nodded
"Sorry if I'm interrupting any intriguing conversations." Harry spoke to the other Slytherins as they were just glaring at him.
"You didn't. They were just talking about their parents money." Daphne waved off
"Don't tell him that!" Goyle snapped
"I can tell my boyfriend what I want." She glared
Malfoy choked on her drink "B-Boyfriend?!"
"Yes Draca; boyfriend." Daphne answered turning to Harry and pulled him into a deep kiss The majority of the Great Hall went silent; the people who weren't were the ghosts as they were talking happily amongst themselves
"Ten points to Gryffindore and Slytherin for inter-house unity!" Grey yelled
"What?!" The Great Hall shouted
"Not enough? Five more points." Ghost asked then added some more "Red Vine Grey?"
"Of course." Grey nodded, taking one and turning to the audience "Red Vines is there anything they CAN'T do?"
"Not really no." Ghost laughed
That was when the kiss was broken
"Is...is this your sweet?" Harry asked pulling a bit of Honeyduke's confectionery from his mouth
"Yes..." She answered slyly.
"Naughty snake." He smiled, laughing a bit and throwing the sweet back into his mouth and chewong
"That's it I'm out of here! I've got a Defence essay to work on." Malfoy groaned
"What's with her?" Harry asked as the Slytherins Queen stormed out of the Great Hall
"I dunno, guess she's just being bitchier than normal." Daphne answered with a shrug
"Potter." Snape hissed, now behind the two "What are you doing here?"
"...Sitting with my girlfriend?" Harry answered almost cockily making Daphne blush
"Detention and fifteen points from Gryffindore!" Snape yelled
"What?!" Harry, Daphne, Grey and Ghost asked
"For what?" Harry asked
"For your rude behavior and not being on your table!" Snape glared
'Dick.' Ghost and Harry thought
"You can't do that!" Grey yelled "He did not break ANY rules and he did nothing wrong!"
"I'm a Teacher, YOU are not." Snape responded
"And I have the Rule Book RIGHT HERE! I MEMORIZED it last night and the last few days! He did NOTHING wrong!" Grey glared
"Severus, stop this." Minerva McGonagall spoke. Snape scoffed, storming away with an over dramatic throw of his cape
"And a refund to Gryffindor due to Professor Snape." Ghost answered
"Thanks." Harry smiled
"Enjoy your lunch." Ghost spoke taking a drink of hot lemon tea. Harry smiled, happily feeding Daphne
*time skip*
After lunch, the Great Hall was empty and the students were in their appropriate classes and this time it was Ghost's sit in class. Well, for the Gryffindore's and Hufflepuff's who had Charms... all but Harry and Daphne as they were still in the halls
"I guess we should head to our classes." Harry thought aloud
"But they are on different sides of the castle." she pouted
"Guess we could ditch...but then Filch would find us." Harry pondered
"It would be worth it." she smirked, making Harry remember his doubts from when he entered lunch
"I've got an idea." Harry thought and pulled Daphne to the Great Corridor.
"Where're we going?" Daphne asked
"Wait a second..." Harry spoke and a door materialised before them where a black wall was. "Come on."
"Okay?" she shrugged, following him in
Inside the door was a vacant room with a single bed. "The Room of Requirement." Harry spoke
"How did you know of this place?" she asked in amazement
"My Dad found this place in his second year. I got some of his old journals over the summer." Harry smiled, happy that Sirius was able to get his hands on the journals and send them to him
"So what's it for?" Daphne asked
"The Room appears to those who have real need of it and it provides the needer with what it requires." Harry answered
"But why are we here?" she added
"Well...How else are we supposed to hide from Filch?" Harry smiled
"And a bed provided...I LIKE this room." Death smiled
"Also... We need to talk." Harry said seriously
"Sure Harry." Daphne nodded as the two sat on the bed.
"What is going on? We have barley talked over the years and this morning... We start snogging and you're my girlfriend!" Harry asked in confusion
"Well...Maybe it's something involving divination?" Daphne answered
"... What?" Harry frowned
"Maybe...something involving fate or something more." Daphne reasoned
"She's hiding something." Death smirked
"Really? You sure it's not anything else?" Harry asked
"Y-Yeah...I mean...what else is there?" Daphne asked with a blush
"Daphne, your my girlfriend...you can trust me." Harry answered
"Ooh...nice one." Death smiled kissing his cheek
"I...Since you became a Hogwarts Champion...You've gotten bolder, not so...childish." Daphne blushed "I... I found it so good. I liked it; it made your normal looks... Explode."
"Bullseye." Death smiled "Go in; Hook, Line and Sinker."
"I mean... I always thought you were cute and I kind of wanted to say something but house stuff. And then you getting this new personality and then you came on to me." Daphne blushed "I couldn't help it."
"I understand. I mean I always thought you were beautiful..." Harry admitted
"Really?" She asked, blushing a bit
"Of course...But you know...House stuff." Harry sighed. Daphne blushed brighter, looking away. Harry cupped her face and turned her towards him "Don't turn away." Harry smiled
"Okay." She muttered
"You're beautiful...and damn the House divide." Harry told her and leaned in to kiss her.
"There... Is something I need to tell you." She whispered
"What is it?" Harry asked
"You're engaged." She said simply
"Err...what?" Harry asked in shock
"Engaged. Twice." She said simply, and Harry fainted
"Again?" Death giggled
*Time Skip*
"Ow... My head." Harry groaned as he awoke
"Harry? Ho...you're alright." Daphne stroked his hair softly
"I'm fine." He nodded, groaning "You...you said...I was engaged?"
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said anything." Daphne blushed looking away
"No. I need to know." Harry frowned
"... Pureblood families can see what Marriage contracts are open with other family's so they know who they should try and make their own contracts with. You have two, one from your parents and one from the Black side of the family." Daphne explained "Your parents set one up between you and Susan Bones."
"Th-that explains ONE engagement...but, but what about the other one?" Harry asked
"The other one... Is with Pansy Parkinson." Daphne sighed
"Another Slytherin? Makes sense Sirius's family WERE Slytherins until him." Death answered
"PARKINSON?!" Harry yelled
"Y-Yes!" Daphne backed up "I...I'm sorry."
"Hey, I've got... Er..." Harry frowned
"You have about four families, I would say." Death nodded "Potter, Black, Peverell and Slytherine. You got the last one from when you killed Tom as a baby."
"Four houses." Harry smiled, hugging her
"Wait...FOUR Houses? How?" Daphne asked
"Potter, Black, Peverell and Slytherin." Harry answered
"Slytherine? But..." Daphne began
"Voldermort died trying to kill me as a baby. I took the house from him." Harry smiled
"No wonder the Hat thought you would be perfect for Slytherin House..." Daphne gasped
"Oh? So I'm not sly enough for you?" He smirked. The world seemed to fade for a second and everything seemed to be much blurrier and shinier
"Oh?" Harry smirked sexily, his glasses halfway down his face. He reached forwards and grasped her green and silver tie, pulling it from between her breasts and running his fingers over it "If you were a 'true' Slytherin you wouldn't be wearing green and silver..." Using her tie Harry pulled her closer to him until their faces where inches apart "... You would be wearing red and gold..." He pulled her closer and closer until their lips where nearly touching "... With me... Miss Greengrass..."
"Daphne? Daphne? Hello?" Harry asked worryingly, waving his hand in front of Daphne's face. The black haired girl's eyes where glazed over and she was drooling, her eyes half lidded, as she was daydreaming
"Hehehehe... Show me your 'inner snake' Harry..." She giggled perversely, clearly out of it
"... She's lost it." Harry groaned
"You're right...I AM gonna lose 'it'." Daphne smiled as she snapped out of her daydream, and then tackled him onto the bed
"D-Daphne!" Harry panicked a little but was received a deep passionate kiss. Death smiled, sitting next to them on the bed, while Daphne straddled Harry's hips, cupping his cheeks with both hands, and kissing Harry with all of her lust, her tongue in his mouth battling Harry's own tongue
"D-Deff." Harry asked with a muffled voice
"Sorry Harry, I don't want to miss this." She smiled
"Deff?" Daphne frowned as she broke the kiss
"I said Beff, meaning "best". As in best girlfriend." Harry answered with a lie.
"I'm not stupid Potter." She snarled, licking and biting his neck
"Hnn. Th-that's kinda hurting." Harry commented
"Tell me what you said...or it'll get worse." Daphne answered with a sexy pur
"I... Well... This." Harry said simply, letting Death appear to her
"Huh? Whoa! Wh-Who's that?" Daphne asked in shock
"Death. I'm her master as of... Last night." Harry nodded
"...You know I'm not surprised. Everything crazy happens around you." Daphne answered. With a sigh, resting her head against his chest "Or at least that's what the rumours say."
"... What do the rumours say?" Harry ask
"That you found a stone of immortality and killed a monster in the castle's basement. And that you scared off all the Dementors that invaded the school last year." Daphne answered
"Wow... Those rumours are actually right." Harry said shocked
"...Bullshit." Daphne answered
"Nope...straight up. This stone of immortality was actually the Philosopher's Stone. The monster in the basement was The Basilisk of Slytherin and I DID repel the dementors away from the grounds." Harry answered "I know the Pratronus Charm. Lupin taught me."
"... That's it. I am changing my bet from 'surviving all three tasks' to 'winning by a landslide'." Daphne said seriously
"You'll clean up." Harry smiled with a laugh
"I will have SOOOOOO much money. Almost enough to rival the Potter fortune." She smirked
"I doubt it Harry has royalties from his potions master ancestor." Death chuckled
"Wait... I'M RICH?!" Harry yelled
"Of course. Your ancestor, Linfred, was a famous potions master. He made such potions like: the Skele-Grow potion, The Pepper-Up Potion...things like that. He lived around muggles and they called him "The Potterer". His children took the corrupted name "Potter". History is amazing isn't it?" Death smiled happily
"I never knew that." Daphne said in amazement
"There is a lot you don't know." Death joked
"So...can we get back to the making out now?" Daphne asked
"Sure." Harry blushed, kissing her again
*time skip*
Harry smiled as he and Daphne walked into the Great Hall, Daphne hugging his arm and once again everyone was staring at him "Harry, where've you been?" Dean asked trying to get some answers
"... Training for the tournament. I want to survive. And champions can skip classes." Harry quickly lied, both he and Daphne still in the doorway of the Great Hall
"Fair enough..." Dean rubbed the back of his neck.
Harry looked over the hall, seeing Susan glare at him. He could remember seeing her glare at him a lot over the years and now it made sense. She knew of the contract and thought he did as well, and thought he was ignoring her. And now trying to be a bastard and date other girls. Basically cheating on her.
"Hey Daphne...I've got to talk to Susan." Harry spoke to his girlfriend
"I know...and by the look on Pansy's face...My guess is the same." Daphne nodded
"... Oh great. Can... You explain that I didn't know and you just told me." Harry asked
"Of course." She nodded, kissing his cheek before going back to the Slytherin table
"What a girl." Harry nodded, walking towards the Hufflepuff table. As Harry walked over to the Hufflepuff table, the eyes of all the Hufflepuff's were staring at him. "Hey Susan." Harry waved
"Harry." Susan answered simply
"What do you want... Cheater." She frowned, making Harry flinch
"Susan...can we talk in private please?" Harry asked
"Whatever." The large breasted girl tutted, standing up and walking away. She was wearing the Hogwarts robes with the yellow and black badger theme, a white shirt, short grey shoes and slightly heeled pumps alongside yellow and black striped knee length socks. Her hair was red in a pair of pigtails, soft blue eyes and a slim figure with a large D cup chest
"Susan...just...just wait a minute will ya?" Harry asked
"You said you wanted to talk. Move your ass." She frowned, leaving the hall
'Oh man...this is going to be my hardest year yet.' Harry thought chasing after Susan. He followed her to the second floor corridor and sighed when they came to a stop, but he DID catch a flash of yellow when her skirt hiked up a bit as they walked up stairs
"What do you want?" Susan frowned, crossing her arms under her breasts which accidentally made them stick out more, and turned around to face him
"Err...I want to talk to you about our marriage contract." Harry answered
"Oh, so NOW you want to talk about it! You didn't seem bothered when you were necking with Daphne Green-ARSE!" Susan snapped
"I didn't even KNOW about the contract until recently!" Harry defended
"As if." She scoffed "THREE years of being ignored! And now... Now you are dating Greengrass! She called herself your GIRLFRIEND in front of the school! YOU called her that! And NOW you come to me playing dumb!" She glared
"How was I to know that there was a pre-existing contract?! I was raised by muggles, they decided NOT to tell my ANYTHING about the wizard world!" Harry answered
"Wait... By MUGGLES?!" She asked in shock
"Exactly." Harry nodded
"You were supposed to come live with me and my aunt but Dumbledore said be was taking you somewhere to train you!" She replied
"... He said WHAT?!" Harry yelled "He did NO such thing!"
"At least he didn't take you to your Aunt and Uncle's." She sighed and Harry was silent "Oh for... He did, didn't he? Oh... Oh man! Your parents will SPERSIFICALLY said for you not to go there because they would be abusive!"
"My... Parents had a will?" Harry said in shock
"Oh... Oh Wizard god... That... Old... Bastard." Susan said with her eyes wide. The two stood there awkwardly, silent, before Susan coughed "I need to go... I need to speak to my Aunt." She said
"Okay." Harry nodded
Susan gulped and kissed his cheek before she said "W... We can go and meet up again later. Bye." And with that she ran off
"Wow..." Harry muttered
"Master's Harem count: 3." Death sang
*time skip*
Harry met up with Daphne outside of the Great Hall, the black haired girl smiling slightly "So... Good news?" She asked
"I think so. You?" Harry nodded and asked
"You are taking Parkinson to Hogsmead this weekend." Daphne replied
"... Great." Harry sighed, a bit annoyed that dates where being forced upon him. Luckily it was Wednesday, he has a few days
"What are you going to do now?" Daphne asked
"Well... Quidditch is cancelled for the year so I think I'm gonna go and train in the Room of the Requirement. I DO need to win you that bet after all." Harry explained, laughing at the end
"Good luck." Daphne smiled, kissing his cheek and running off
"... This is gonna be a good year." Harry smiled
*time skip*
Harry panted, spinning his scythe around as the blade glowed. Slashing a few times launched waves of magic through the air. He was learning how to use the scythe. It required different movements than a wand. He pushed magic into it, then he uses his intent to shape the spell, and slashes it to launch the spell. He could also use it as a giant wand if he wanted to put less force behind the spells. The first way was better for combat and the other was better for every day stuff. And the plus side of a scythe? It is a weapon so be can still USE it as one. Mix things up. Be less predictable. Which was good because Hermione bad discovered that the first tasks almost always included dangerous animals so unpredictability was a must.
It was near Midnight when he stopped, dragging himself to his dorm to see Hermione waiting there for him with her 'angry mode' on.
"Hey 'Mione, what's wrong?" Harry gulped
"Care to explain Miss Greengrass and yourself being a couple, you skipping class and Miss Greengrass and Parkinson kissing during dinner while you left with Susan Bones?" Hermione glared
"Yeah...I can explain that..." Harry tried to drag his answer out a little
"Twenty seconds." She frowned
Harry took a deep breath and began to explain "My parents and the Black family set up two separate wedding contracts between me, Susan and Pansy. I only found out about it a few days ago, I was skipping class just to try and figure this whole thing out; and did you say that Daphne was kissing Pansy?"
"Yes." Hermione nodded
"THAT'S how she got Pansy to listen..." Harry clocked on in awe, bright red "But yeah that's everything. And that's... Well... Wow."
"Harry." Hermione frowned, clicking in front of his face several times
"Sorry." He laughed before he turned serious "I'm REALLY starting to question Albus's motives involving me." Harry commented
"What do you mean?" Hermione asked
"I can't involve you Hermione, the less you know the better." Harry tried to keep Hermione hopeful for the school's respect
"Harry! I have been there EVERY time you need it! I'm not leaving!" Hermione frowned
"It's for the best Master...You've got to tell her." Death told her lover.
Harry sighed and nodded "Alright...Alright I'll tell you." And so he sat down on the sofa, putting Hermione next to him, and told her all he had learnt. About everything he found out about what Dumbledore had done to him.
"I don't...believe it...Dumbledore's been there...ALWAYS." Hermione gasped in shock
"Making everything worse." He nodded
"So...your Aunt and Uncle, ignoring the contracts...It's been to his design?" Hermione tried to speak but still couldn't believe it.
"Yes. And that means that every years problems were ALLOWED to happen and just there to test me." Harry nodded, Death massaging his shoulders again
"And this years?" Hermione asked
"Most likely..." Harry nodded "He let it happen."
"What are we going to do?" Hermione asked
"I try and survive. And work out what Dumbledore's end game is." Harry sighed "I know that with you here I'll be fine." He smiled
Hermione blushed "Thanks for trusting me Harry."
"Hermione." He smiled "You are possibly the closest thing to family I have. You're like the big sister I never had."
'B-Big Sister...' She thought...then gained a little blush thinking of a kinky method of a relationship
And then Death began to whisper in her ear "Let him be your Little Brother...comfort him...love him...let him kiss you..." Death whispered "Smothering him in your love, scream in pleasure and make him beg for more."
"Well, night." Harry waved as he went upstairs to the Guy's dorm and collapsed on his bed, falling to sleep nearly instantly.
Leaving a blushing, and then panting, Hermione to Death's corrupting whispers...
*time skip, next morning*
Harry yawned as he awoke and blinked... And saw Hermione there.
She was still dressed but she didn't have her robes, jumper or tie. She sat on his lap, the top five buttons of her shirt undone and the sides of her shirt pulled down over her shoulders
"He-Hermione...? What's going on?" Harry asked sleepily. Luckily none of the boys were there to witness this.
"Let Big Sis treat you right." Hermione purred
"B-Big Sis? Hermione, what's going..." Harry aske as Hermione was crawling over him.
"You said I was your sister... So let Big Sister make you happy." She smiled
Harry blushed seeing Hermione dote on him, like a big sister, but at the same time...why did he find this arousing? And her shirt was opened in a way that showed off her black bra holding back her c-cup breasts
"She has a 'Onee-Chan, Omoto' fetish." Death explained "A Big Sister, Little Brother fetish."
'Sh-She does?!' Harry thought which Death read his face easily
"Don't you want Big Sister to help?" Hermione asked cutely
"H... Hermione the... The other guys are here." Harry blushed
"No they aren't...They're all in the Great Hall...It's not nice to lie to Big Sister..." Hermione pouted
"Wait... What time is it?" Harry gasped, looking around the room to see the other members of his dorm WHERE gone
"Breakfast." Hermione answered
"Oh... Oh god." Harry groaned "And it's Saturday... Crap! Oh crap! Hogsmead!"
"Why go there when Big Sister can keep you company?" Hermione pouted cutely
"Daphne set up a date between me and Parkinson because of our marriage contract." Harry sighed
"Oh...I guess I should escort you." Hermione answered
"Y... Yea. Y... You might need to do up your shirt." Harry gulped
"Fine..." Hermione complied, slowly doing up her shirt and exposed a bit of cleavage by "accident" to Harry. Harry covered his eyes, sighing as he slowly sat up but unfortunately, the genetics of an adolescent male human betrayed Harry, i.e. Harry has morning wood. Which pressed against Hermione's ass Hermione gasped lightly as she felt the hardened member on her smooth posterior "Is that for me?" she teased
"... Maybe." Harry muttered, looking away in embarrassment
"Awe...you want Big Sister to take care of it?" Hermione teased
"N... No. I'm good." He gulped
"But you're frustrated." Hermione answered "What kind of Big Sister would I be if I let you be frustrated?"
"Bad 'Mione!" He frowned a bit, flicking her forehead
"Ow! You hit your Big Sister...?" Hermione began to cry after she rubbed her forehead
"Don't play that card 'Mione." Harry frowned
"Fine...let's get ready for Hogsmeade." Hermione frowned and left the Boy's room.
"Would you like me to deal with your... Frustration... Master?" Death smiled
"...Yes." Harry blushed
'Harem count: 4.' Death thought in victory as she pulled his pajama bottoms off
Harry was gonna be a while.
I hope you all enjoyed it! This took us a while. We are currently writing the first task, and finished one chapter after this one. So we are keeping to the once a week update schedule. Hope this chapter has kept you all interested!