Chapter 2: Mo' Butter Mo' Problems

"Honestly, we can't just have cake at a party." Little Mac said. "How about we make some food?"

The gang rambled and talked to each other about the idea that was being proposed. Rosalina clapped her hands in joy.

"Oh Little Mac that is perfect! Bernice and I can make our traditional southern food!" Rosalina cheered as she jumped up and down.

"He won't like that." Dante butted in, "He is a very picky eater."

Rosalina's expression completely changed, "Oh..is it because he normally drinks blood from virgins and Little Mac?"

"H-hey!" Little Mac blushed as he scratched his head.

"Part of it. Demitri doesn't really trust cooking from anyone unless it's his servants or himself." Dante explained.

Suddenly, Guy Fieri and Paula Deen appeared out of nowhere, scaring the crap out of Dante and Little Mac.

"AHH!" Little Mac screamed, hopping into Dante's arms.

"That leap was longer than his recovery!" Rosalina commentated.

"Picky eater problems y'all?" Paula asked. The gang nodded.

"Not to fear! My friend, Paula here can cook up some nice southern dishes! RIght off the spot!" Guy Fieri shamelessly promoted.

"I just need some butter..though." Paula asked as she rummaged through the Smash Mansion's fridge.

"Butter should be on the far left near the ethanol.." Meta Knight said.

"ethan-Oh! Thanks y'all!" Paula Dean thanked as she got out the big container of butter.

Rosalina's eyes were bigger than smash balls, "You're gonna use ALL of that for one dish? Uhm...you might kill him.."

"He doesn't like southern Food."Dante corrected.

"wELL THEN I WILL MAKE HIM LIKE SOUTHERN FOOD!" Paula Deen shouted as she flinged a whole pound of butter at Little Mac. Immediately, Little Mac was blind and screamed for help.

"AHH I CAN'T SEE! SOMETHING IS ALL OVER ME!" Little Mac wailed as he ran around. Rosalina and Meta Knight scurried to help him.

"Hang in there Mac!" Rosalina shouted.

"..ok.." Falco said as it got silent. Everyone just stared at each other for like 20 minutes.

"Haha crazy good!" Guy Fieri shouted as he tried to break the silence.

"Just shut the fuck up." Cia said.

"ok." Guy Fieri responded.

In the bedroom, Lucario was taking a nap. He was all tucked in bed, with his moon pie plushie, dreaming about the decline of the yen. The door creaked opened and it was Bowser, tip toeing to pass Lucario because if he woke up, he would ask him 1000+ questions about where he was.

"mmmm" Lucario mumbled as he turned over. Bowser saw and noticed how tired he was, I guess joining wouldn't hurt.

Bowser creeped to the bed and got in, kissed Lucario on the cheek and drifted to sleep.

"Mmmm..moon pies.." Lucario muttered as he turned over, opening his eyes to a familiar face.

"Bowser?" Lucario questioned as he slowly opened his eyes.

"Hey..lucario.." Bowser said as he yawned.

"When did you get here?" Lucario asked as he snuggled with Bowser, stroking his cheek.

"Eh not too long along, why are you sleeping?" Bowser asked.

"I just feel so bleh.." Lucario answered as he let Bowser bury into his neck.

"Alright.." Bowser said.

"Y'know. You still owe me." Lucario smirked.

Lucario then kissed Bowser as they pulled the cover over themselves.

"Here Leffen, it's a treat." Falco said as he handed Leffen a cookie. Leffen looked at it and cried.

"Huh, kids like cookies..he's just really weird." Cia said as she picked him up. Then a disgusting odor appeared.

"Oh my god..what is that awful smell?" Paula Deen said as she cried.

"Oh my god! It's coming from Leffen!" Cia screamed.

"So that's why he's crying!" Bernice said.

"I'll be back." Falco said as he carried Leffen to the changing station.

"Alright, the batter for the bun cake is done! Shadow, ya wanna lick the spoon?" Paula asked.

Shadow's eyes light in delight; "Yes Please!" He grabbed the spoon and licked it, it tasted like heaven to him.

"WHERE ARE THOSE FUCKING HOT-TOPIC WHORES!" Marth screeched like the dinosaur he was, huffing.

"Oh shit." Cia and Shadow said.

"Oh my, and you are?" Paula Seen asked.

"My name is Marth, I'm the member of the MemeMemeMeme Brigade."

"Oh my god, not him.." Bernice said.

"You!" Marth pointed Cia.

"Me!" Cia fired right back.

"You and your dirty little crew vandalized Forever 21 AGAIN!" He said in a high pitch voice.

"Oh? That? Pssh that was like 2 days ago" cia recalled.

Marth grew angrier and stormed off, cursing in nihongo (Japanese for u plebs).

"Wow is he always mad like that?" Guy Fieri asked.

"Yup." Cia said.

"Well, there be birthday hats at the party?" Shadow asked he kept licking the spoon.

"Uhmm..idk" Dante said.

"No, shadow." Cia strictly said.

"But Cia! I want a birthday hat!" Shadow said as he pouted.

"Oh my god, we are not fucking doing this again!" Cia yelled.

Rosalina, Meta Knight and Little Mac came back after the butter fiasco.

"Oh wow thanks guys I can finally see now." Little Mac thanked as he wiped his eyes.

"No problem, my old planet used to use grease for stuff like this, good thing Wario was near by!" Rosalina chuckled.

"Wait..where did that grease come from?" Little Mac asked.

"..From Wario's mustache.." Rosalina said.

Little Mac threw up.

"OK guys! 1,2,3!" Nana yelled.

Roy amplified his guitar while Popo got his drums ready.

Chrom and Captain Falcon walked by and saw the band.

"Holy shit! This looks fun!" Captain Falcon said.

"I wanna join!" Chrom said as he climbed on the stage.

"Uh..well can you play any instrument?" Nana asked.

"Uhm..does singing count?" Chrom asked.

"I can play the triangle!" Captain Falcon said as he brought out his triangle, playing it.

"He's in! I like him!" Roy shouted as he stood up.

"Yay!" Captain Falcon cheered as he got up on stage.

"You're in as well, Chrom! But first, let's hear you something." Popo said.

"Ok." Chrom responded as he cleared his throat.

I'm like a begger with no love

I'm holding signs up on your street corner stops

Like most of you try not to see me

You stare straight ahead

Ignore the responsibility

Excuse me...excuse me Mr.

I've been waiting in line

And I'd like to buy some of your time

I'm very anxious, eager, willing

What's your billing?

Nana and Popo clapped, they were shocked.

"Wow only 90's kids love this!" Roy smiled. "You're in!"

Chrom let out a high-pitched pig squeal.

Everyone covered their ears.

"Oh my god stop!" Nana pleaded.

Marth somehow heard and became deaf again.

"GODDAMMIT CHROM" He yelled before he fell on the floor.

"Ok..you're in, but dONT DO THAT AGAIN." Roy ordered.

"Sorry its just that..i'm finally part of a side story. Usually, I'm just supporting for like a few lines but like now I can have an actual development. Y'know?" Chrom explained.

"Bitch, didn't you have two chapters dedicated to you going crazy and running around? Do not talk about underdeveloped traits!" Nana and Popo said. I feel bad now, I didn't dedicate two chapters about them and they are my all time favourite main.

"Well anyways, let's get started!"

The band started to jam out.

"Well, we just need to add seasoning!" Paula Dean said.

Cia walked over with rat poisoning.

"Cia! Are you fucking crazy!? We're not gonna kill him!" Little Mac said he grabbed the rat poisoning.

"His old-ass is gonna die some day!" Cia said.

"Yes but let's not make today THE DAY!" Rosalina yelped.

Cia huffed as she left the counter. "I hate you guys.."

Guy Fieri looked at the bun cake and licked his lips, grossly.

"My! That is a great bun cake!" Guy said as he tried to cut a piece.

"No stop!" Paula Deen said as she slapped his hands.

Suddenly, a thud was heard upstairs.

"Did y'all hear that?" Paula said as she looked up.

"Eh?" Shadow said.

The thud was getting louder and louder until Cia went to go check on it.

"It's nothing out of th- HOLY FUCKING TIT SHIT PISS FUCK WHAT THE HELL IT'S THE AFTERNOON ALSO LOCK THE DOOR!"

It was obviously Lucario and Bowser.

"Get out of here Cia!" Lucario screamed as he hid his face.

Bowser huffed, "Cia!"

Back at Demitri's castle. Demitri was still sulking.

"Oh my god, stop sulking and actually do something! Let's go get drunk! Have a great time! Meet new people!" Morrigan yelled.

"Leave me alone Morrigan, I just wanna be left alone.." Demitri said he sighed.

"Ugh! So dramatic!" Morrigan said as she left.

"Wow! We finally got the food done!" Little Mac shouted.

"Yes! Let's go get the supplies!" Guy Fieri smiled and laughed.

Everyone got inside Meta Knight's ship after it was in the shop for like 23 months.

"This cushion is comfty, who made this?" Rosalina commented.

"They were handcrafted by my right-wing guy." Meta Knight responded as he drove the ship to Walmart.

In the air, a mysterious shadow appeared, following the ship.

"Leffen should be in there." The shadow crackled under their breath.

Meta parked the ship in the air, opening the back door.

"WaIT HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA LAND SAFELY!" Cia yelled.

"Like this!" Bernice responded as she pushed Cia out and soon followed her down.

Cia was screaming all the way down.

"Weeeee!" Little Mac screamed.

Leffen and Falco jumped as well.

"Y'all ready Guy?" Paula Dean exclaimed as she jumped out with a parachute.

"Heheh you know I was born to FLY~" Guy fieri exclaimed as he jumped out.

Everyone successfully landed except for Little Mac.

"Whew! The Food Network never let us do stuff like this!" Guy Fieri commented

"I know right? This was such a wild trip!" Paula said.

"Why are we at Walmart?" Cia asked as she was still holding Shadow the Hedgehog.

"To get utensils, and last minute things. We kinda want this a cool party." Rosalina responded.

"Will there be alcohol there?" Dante asked.

"Omg YASSS especially that liquor, like it gets me wasted quickly." Cia said as she highed fived Dante.

"Um..well, we're only gonna get wine..and that's that." Rosalina confirmed.

"Wine works too." Cia shrugged.

"NO! NO ONE IS GONNA GET DRUNK OK? I WANT THIS TO BE PERFECT, NOT FOR YOU TO GET SHITFACE YOU LITTLE SHITS! OK? OK?" Rosalina lost it.

"Woah, babygirl calm down." Bernice said.

"DANTE PUT THAT FUCKING CIGARETTE OUT BEFORE I SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT" Rosalina screamed then walked away,grumbling.

"Woah, never seen that side before." Shadow said.

"Trust me, you don't wanna." Bernice said.

"Gah!" Leffen laughed as he played with his toy octopus, hiddles.

"Ok, Leffen, you wanna ride the cart?" Little Mac asked Leffen. Leffen nodded and jumped up.

"Ok, first on the list: cups and silverware." Rosalina said as they entered the aisle with the utensils and napkins with cups.

Shadow looked around until he saw the most precious thing, a party hat.

"Cia! it's a party hat! Can I get one can I get one!?" Shadow jumped up and down.

"Ugh, fine.." Cia sighed.

Soon, the shadow lurked behind them and revealed themself.

"Hello Falco, missed me?" The shadow grinned.

Everyone gasped, inculding Paula and Guy.

"Wait! You're!" Falco couldn't finish the sentence!

"I thought you died!" Rosalina yelled.

"Woah, cool arm!" Little Mac said.

"Aw hell nah, really? you again?" Bernice sighed. "Mann"

Omg! Who came back!? (hint: they weren't really that much developed)

Find out in the next chapter!

The song Chrom was singing was called: Excuse me Mr. by No Doubt.