Fai gently led Kurogane over to a certain shop. Kurogane shook his head and resiliently kept to his straight line, thank you very much. But using his grip of steel, Fai managed to get Kurogane outside the door. He was glad they weren't in a mall, just a strip of shops on a road off the main.

"Go in there? Dream on." He answered and voiced the unasked question shortly, already tugging to get away. Kurogane had entered this torment ridden place before and had officially dubbed it 'Hell's Gate'. Fai was suddenly at his neck, whispering words into his ear, with a series of licks to it.

"I can make it worth your while…" Fai pulled away, already dragging Kurogane into the shop. He glanced up at the name, seemingly so innocent. 'Bra's and Thing's'. Welcome Kurogane, to Hell, special offer today, you can have your balls served up on a plate for rabid dogs to eat! Oh, no thank you, I'm already here with Fai so, been there done that! Oh, you are a funny man. Why, thank you!

Kurogane sighed and hoped he had enough sake at home to douse the part of his brain affected tonight. Fai pulled him over to the only section he could, really. The men's section. Posters, manikins; all were proclaiming half naked men with socks down their pants. At least there wasn't the guy who asked Kurogane if he needed help, ignored his 'Heck, no' and dragged him off to the change room.

Tap tap

Kurogane turned, expecting a saleslady with too many teeth and too many suggestions as to what his physique would suit. He would have preferred that. It was the man. Or Satan, whatever floats your boat.

"My, my, my! What a surprise to see you here!" Kurogane did not like how he emphasized the 'you'. He started to slowly back away, looking for Fai. "What's the rush? We didn't find anything last time, so, we can try again!" Kurogane was once again dragged away. If Kurogane didn't know better, he would have thought this guy was like a reverse doppelganger to Fai. He had the same tendency to get under Kurogane's skin and grip of steel. Only real difference; he had dark reddy-brown hair and a more of a muscular figure. Hence making the grip stronger. He pulled some things off the many, many racks and pulled the warrior in the cubicle with him. He pressed his hands against Kurogane's chest, pushing him against the wall.

"I'd let go if I was you…" Kurogane warned him, straightening his back. Kurogane always stood in a sort of ¼ bow from his height. So now he towered over the man, pushing him back and leaving the rooms. The idiot followed, trying to convince him to try something. Kurogane sighed and held out a hand, knocking the pursuing man in his chest.

"You wanna dress someone up in clothes?" the man nodded happily. "Talk to the blond over there by the …things…ok?" Kurogane walked away mildly pleased with himself. He had gotten rid of the man and now Fai was going to meet evil incarnate. Mwahah. Kurogane scoffed at a manikin and walked out, happily occupying the little bench.

Fai came out a couple of minutes later, wearing an all too innocent grin and holding a bag. Kurogane's manly hormones all perked up. Fai bag from lingerie store happy Kurogane. He stood, grinning and looking not all too subtly at the bag.

"What did he convince you to get?"

"You'll see." Kurogane walked beside the man, attempting to see into the blue-ish bag. Fai's hand just crunched around it, drawing it closed. The walked back up the small road, Kurogane wishing he had parked closer. He glanced sideways at Fai, hearing the little laugh.

"Something funny?"

"Oh, just something that guy said." Kurogane swore that twitch would soon become a tick.

"What…?"

"Let's just say if he knew where you lived you would have your own stalker!" Kurogane didn't look surprised.

"I got that feeling somehow…" Fai giggled and latched on to the rouge samurais arm. Kurogane attempted to shake the blonde of him. Vainly.

"Was your dad a g-clamp or something?" he muttered, glaring down at Fai.

"No, silly Kuro-sama! What gave you an idea like that?"

"Your damn grip of steel!" Fai laughed and tightened his grip, causing Kurogane to wince. "Jerk…" They managed to find the car, eventually, and drove home.

Kurogane stayed by the car as Fai walked to the front door. Fai looked confused, glancing around.

"Kuro-sama?"

"Is it still banging? Cause im not going in till it has…"

Fai giggled and poked his head through the door, listening for the insistent knocking.

"All clear, Kuro-tan!" he stepped in, the cautious ninja following. "Syaoran-kuuunnnn! Sakura-chaaann!" he waited for a reply hearing a small yell and furious footsteps.

"Fai-saaaaannnnn!" Sakura leapt into Fai hug." I won!" she smiled and Syaoran lent against the couch, an exasperated look on his face.

"Next thing to teach you, kid..."

"Yes, sir."

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Aaaand we leave it there for a bit. For those who don't know, Bra's and thing's is a shop selling only lingerie. I should probably ad, THEY SELL EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THE AFORE MENTIONED SUBJECT. I do not own the shop and its name, staff or products incase thats copyright.