Up Berrynose's Nose

by xXEternalBlossomXx

When Lionblaze falls in love with a GPS, he is shoved up Berrynose's nose. Inside is another dimension, where ThunderClan is (gasp) interesting and there's a new holiday every day. A K Warriors parody.

2. Unicorn Day!

AN: Hi awesome readers! Merry Christmas! Happy Hannukah! Great Kwanza! I forgot to put a disclaimer in the last chapter, so here goes:

Me: Lionblaze, what don't we own?

Lionblaze: THE WARRIORS SERIES! AND ALL THE CHARACTERS! AND MEEEEEEEEE!

Me: Alrighty then. Berrynose, what do we own?

Berrynose: The idea of Lionblaze going up my nose. Haven't heard that one before. Oh, and Lionblaze being in love with a GPS.

On that note...

Lionblaze screamed as he fell into the murky depths of Berrynose's nose. "CINDERHEART, YOU JERK!" he yelled to no one. "NARRATOR, GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

"Sorry." said the narrator. "That would kinda ruin the plot of the story, wouldn't it? I mean, the whole story is about you being up Barrynose's nose. It gets better."

"IT BETTER GET BETTER!" yowled Lionblaze, who was seriously ticked off. Then everything went black.

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When Lionblaze woke up, Firestar, Jayfeather, and Hollyleaf were all staring down at him. He jumped for joy. "YES!" he screamed. "I'm out of Berrynose's nose! Thank StarClan." Firestar shook his head.

"No, Lionblaze, this is the other ThunderClan inside Berrynose's nose. We used to be called UpBerrynose'sNoseClan. But that was kinda confusing. Now we're ThunderClan too, and we have a different holiday every day!" Firestar mewed pridefully.

The narrator jumped out from behind a rock. "I told you it would get better!" he yelled.

Lionblaze sighed. "How do I get out of here?" he asked.

Firestar smiled. "You can't. But why would you want to? Today's Unicorn Day! Go participate in the festivities!"

Lionblaze left the den. Outside was the good old ThunderClan camp. But it was full of unicorns! 'Firestar wasn't kidding." he thought. Suddenly, someone shoved him onto a unicorn.

"LIONBLAZE, KING OF THE UNICORNS!" yelled the Clan as Lionblaze flew around on the unicorn. (Yes, it could fly.)

Suddenly, Dewkit shoved him off. "I AM DEWKIT, KING OF THE UNICORNS!" he yelled.

The other kits cracked up. "You said doo." Seedkit giggled.

Dewkit was enraged. "IT'S DEW, NOT DOO! LEARN THE DIFFERENCE, CHUMP!"

Lionblaze ate a unicorn shaped cookie. Maybe this wasn't all bad.