(Disclaimer: I do not own Warrior Cats, Hunger Games, or any other references featured below. Except for me. Thank you for being awesome.)
Welcome to how to annoy warrior cats! (Suggestions in the reviews for who YOU want annoyed are allowed!) Below is the list of cats featured:
Jayfeather
Lionblaze
Bramblestar
Featherwhisker
Me (Soilstream, whom I own)
Firestar
Yellowfang
Graystripe
Crowfeather
Ashfur
Hollyleaf
(Previous page above)
(Coming Ups Below)
Onestar
Briarlight
And that's all! (Until I update again.) It will be in order as listed, so go ahead and start reading! Also, YOU CAN ASK FOR ME TO ANNOY SOMEBODY... -_- Just thought you should know.. Even though I already wrote this above...
Graystripe
Paint his stripes gray to match the color of the rest of his pelt and ask, "Where does the stripe part come from?"
When some at makes even the slightest reference to Silverstream, start humming a dreamy tune. (- credit to Mooncloud9)
Look up at him with big, cute, starry, innocent eyes and ask, "Where do kits come from?
Whenever he's near a body of water, comment at how it looks so silver.
Ask him why two gray cats had brown kits.. And no close history of brown cats in their past has been shown?
Paint his fur pink and call him Pinkstripe.
Crowfeather
Every time he passes a rock, look at him and say, "I'm so sorry." (Because Feathertail died because or the fall from the rock in the Tribe) (-credit to Fallentail)
Tape crow feathers to his pelt
Tell him Hollyleaf takes after him.
Say he was never meant for Feathertail anyway.
Ask for his advice on breaking the warrior code.
Tell him you never knew crows were so grumpy.
Tape robin feathers to his pelt and call him Robinfeather.
Call Leafpool Leafpoo in front of him.
Ashfur
Cover his fur with ash
Say that Squirrelflight and Bramblestar are a good couple.
"Accidentally" call him Dirtfur.
Tell that he and Squirrelflight never would've worked out anyway.
Say that Firestar set Squirrelflight up with Bramblestar, and the whole, "I choose Brambleclaw, not Ashfur!" thing was planned by him.
Ask his opinion on Hollyleaf
Hollyleaf
Cover her fur with holly leaves and blame it on Leafpool.
Ask her opinion on Crowfeather (- credit to Guest) And yes, that's a guest, but DON'T JUDGE MEH
Tell her the warrior code was made up by Tigerstar
Tell her that Leafpool chose her name and watch her reaction. (-credit also to Guest)
Sing the Holly Jolly song whenever she says anything.
Onestar
Ask him if he ever had a sister named Twowhiskers (-credit ALSO to Guest)
Pull out his one whisker
Ask him why he isn't Twostar, Threestar, Fourstar, etc. (-argh, how many times will the credit be to Guest?)
Tell him that one star in the night sky belongs to him. ( Pun intended)
Tell him he's a disgrace because he didn't listen to Tallstar.
Repeatedly say to him, "It's not your fault. Don't blame yourself." Even if he didn't do anything.
Lock him in a room with Mudclaw
Briarlight
Help her with anything she does
Stand on your hind legs and say, "Look at me go!" while running.
Whenever she's with Jayfeather, say, " I understand, but he's a medicine cat."
Ask her if she want to go with you for a walk
Tell her she wasn't much use before she broke her hind legs anyway.
Tell her it's her fault that Longtail's dead and she's just a burden.
Tell her you've never seen a briar with light.
(A/N): I can't update 'til you guys suggest who to annoy, so please do- or this thang will NEVER (the word never echoes and after a while I continue) progress. Please review!