One Week with Mission X. Please keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times.
By order of Charles Xavier, this is a list of rules never to be broken at the Xavier Institute for Gifted Youngsters, by resident or by visitor, and they will be enforced by the members of my staff. Please do not force me to exact extreme measures. The consequences will be dire and may include cleaning the Blackbird.
1. Never under any circumstances is Aaron allowed to have a boombox again. EVER.
Aaron: Hwaaaa?
Steven: Oh thank thee Lord.
Aaron: What the Hell man? The first rule is about me? That's not right.
2. The rules in this house apply to visitors as well. That means you Michael.
Mike: How do you know I come here?
Alaina: I hate my life.
Tara: Aww, sweetie, don't say that.
Alaina: Shut up Tara. You don't have a telepath for a dad. I can't do ANYTHING fun.
3. Stinkbombs are now forbidden in the house.
Aaron: Ooooo, what about OUTSIDE the house?
Tyler: Like on the porch?
Catty: I'm supposed to write here that stinkbombs aren't allowed on the porch or anywhere on the grounds.
Steven: Awwwww!
Tyler: Don't worry, man. We will find a way.
4. The sugar cabinet is now off-limits to Kish. If anyone sees him with sugar send him to me immediately. That is an order.
Kish: Okay, listen, I TOLD you guys that it was an accident.
Sara: You ACCIDENTALLY placed a snowboard at the top of the stairs and ACCIDENTALLY sat on it and ACCIDENTALLY slid down and slammed into me and broke my arm?
Kish: The accident was that I thought that was a good idea.
Dominique: Demure.
5. Tara, if you are going to absorb power in the morning, try not to absorb it from the cerebro mainframe.
Tyler: Yeah, you caused a total blackout for three hours. I lost three hours of work.
Aaron: Tara's been acting kinda funny though.
Tara: I see dead people.
6. Kish is no longer permitted to have accidents.
Aaron+Steven+Tyler: THANK you!
Kish: How the cheese am I supposed to do that?
Ben: Dying usually works.
Kish: I am accident prone, okay?! I WARNED you!!
7. Stop calling Alaina "The Amazing Walking Zoo."
Alaina: Yeah, I'm not a zoo and you guys know it.
Aaron: Fwahahah, dude, yes you are.
Alaina: 'Teen loses way in woods. Killed in grizzly attack. No body found...'
Aaron: Prof, she's threatening me again!
Xavier: 'House burned to the ground while owner is on vacation in Hawaii. No survivors found...'
8. Please stop hiding Ben's glasses. It's not nice.
Tyler: He's a magnetic mutant! He has no problem finding them!
Aaron: Yeah, and his face is priceless. He doesn't get mad.
Ben: Yeah. I'm more of the 'get even' type.
Aaron+Tyler: ...
9. Tara Pryde is not a TV antennae. Stop using her as such.
Tara: Yeah guys. It stopped being funny a long time ago.
Kish: But Tara! You get HBO!!
10. Whoever keeps sneaking Snickers bars in to Kish, please cease.
Kish: Darn.
Dominique: Sorry petite.
11. The house is off-limits to visitors between the hours of ten PM and seven AM. Period.
Alaina: The fact that the only visitors that come here that late are my friends makes is so much worse.
Tara: You and Becka make A LOT of noise.
12. The X-Box is not to be touched between the hours of ten PM and seven AM. Period.
Sara: Don't worry guys. You can still play.
Aaron: Hwa? How?
Sara: I don't HAVE to touch it. I'm a telekinetic.
Tyler: OOOOOOhhhh.
13. The X-Box is not to be turned on between the hours of ten PM and seven AM. This is your last warning.
Sara: Damn.
14. Stop throwing Dominique's CDs into the Danger Room and activating Logan's Run 13.
Dominique: I hate you all.
Aaron: I CAN'T LISTEN TO AVRIL ANYMORE!!
Kish: Shut the Hell up, Aaron.
Aaron: You're next, Weezer boy.
15. I know it fits, but stop putting buckets on Kish's head. He is highly sensitive.
Aaron: 'The son becomes the father, and the father becomes the son...'
Kish: WHAT DID I SAY?? I SAID SHUT UP!!
Dominique: Congratulations, Williams. I think you actually made him mad.
Kish: KILL YOU!!
16. I can't believe I have to tell teenagers to stop having obnoxious slumber parties in the living room.
Alaina: But it is SOOOO much fun.
Sara: I know!!
Tara: Come on, Dom, the next one is on Friday.
Dominique: NO.
Catty: Slumber party canceled, guys, I have recently discovered that the boys have a unique opinion as to what we do at those things.
Aaron: What, you DON'T have pillow fights in your underwear??
17. For the last time, stop writing comments on this sheet.
Kish: Oooo, look. I am writing a comment on this sheet.
Dominique: Stupide.
18. KISH IS NOT ALLOWED TO OWN OR INGEST SUGAR OF ANY KIND.
Kish: This is so unfair.
Aaron: Should have thought of that before you moved in, Maggie Junior.
Kish: Alright, that is IT. I've HAD it with the Magneto jokes!
Aaron: Dude, calm down. I was just kidding.
19. Whoever let the raccoon in the house, it is your job to find it and put it outside.
Alaina: But daddy, it's just a baby.
Tyler: GET IT OUT OF MY WORKPLACE NOW!!
20. It is expressly forbidden to sing or otherwise play "Who Let the Dogs Out" when Dr. McCoy and/or Logan enter the room.
Aaron: Whyy??
Steven: It's so descriptive.
Kish: And the faces we get! OOOOOO!!
Aaron: Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's mastercard.
Kish: WTF?
21. Buttons are off limits.
Kish: Oookay, maybe it was dumb to press that one.
Aaron: It SAID do not push in big bold letters.
Kish: I didn't want to live my life not knowing, okay??