Oblivion-well, heres chapter 2. hope you enjoy.

Disclaimer-first chapter you dumb bananas!

Chapter 2-pulling swords, carnival crap and stone cold princess'

After a few seconds of walking and dragging they made it to town.

"Here we are honey." Zelda said.

"Honey?" Link asked. "What happened to 'Linky'?"

"I switch between pet names to make it more fun."

"You really are insane aren't you?"

"Well maybe I picked the wrong guy!" Zelda then turned the other way with a huff. Link then sighed.

"Look I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings" Link went wide eyed "My God I really do need sleep if I'm caring about someones feelings."

"Alright. Lets hug it out!" Zelda then puts link in the dreaded death hug.

"Not...gasp...the death...gasp...hug..." The hug is loosened and Link's air ways clear "Inhale, exhale. Inhale..." Finally the hug ends and Link steps back and mutters to himself "I hope theres a hotter chick in the next game."

"What was that?"

"Oooh, nothing!" They head inside of Hyrule town.

"Come on! Look at this!" Zelda runs off to one place to another saying things like "Hey, this looks weird! Look isn't this petty?! Listen to the old mans story!"

"I thought the nightmare ended in Ocarina of time..."

"Hey! Check this out!"

"Dear Lord what now?" Link looked over to see Zelda won a raffle. "Well at lest she's not sayi-"

"Look! I won!"

"Why do I even bother?" Link asked himself as he walked over.

"You really should stop talking to yourself Link." Said Zelda.

"Whatever." replied link.

"Congratulations Princess! You won!" Said the ruffle person that no one really cares about

"Whoop de do. Show me my prize!"

"Ah, but you can chose your prize! Here are the choices." One item appeared from nowhere. "This rope." Another one. "This rock." Yet again another. "And this super small shield!"

"Well, I could strangle someone with the rope, or throw a rock at someone, but I think I will go with the shield!" Zelda picked up the shield. "Here Link, I want you to have this!"

"Is that the only reason you got it?"

"Yep!"

"Thought so." Link takes the shield and holds it up high while random music went off in the back round. "What the hell?!" Link looks around to see nothing. "That is creepy."

"Come on Link!" Zelda then grabbed links hand into a empty tent.

"Um, why are we in here?"

"You remember what your grandfather said!"

"................Shit..."

Link and Zelda walked out of the tent with wrinkled cloths. Everybody around them was looking at both of them knowing what they did with Links screams of terrier. Link held up his middle finger.

"(BEEEEEEEEEP) You all!" Then walked away.

One man in the crowd said four words.

"Thats what she said." High fives all around.

"Hurry up Link!"

"I'm forever scared."

"Why?"

"...I freaking hate you." Link and Zelda where walking along a path to the Castle. Zelda was then hit with a rock.

"OW!"

"What? Bug bite on your ass?"

"No that thing over there hit me with a rock! Asshole!" The thing sniffed.

"Why you gotta be so mean? I'm never letting you through!"

"Well, we're not going around him that easy."

"Reallyyyyy?!" Link said. "You think!?"

"If we only had something to protect ourselves with..."Zelda said.

"Your kidding right?"

"No, we need something to protect ourselves with!"

"...Why must you hurt my brain with your stupidity?" Link then takes out his shield.

"Hey! Where'd you get the shield?!" Links eye twitched.

"I'll ignore that little comment..." Link in front of this monster while it threw a rock at him and rebounded to its self

"Okay, you are all cruel! I'm never coming back!" The seed looking thing left into the ground and Link and Zelda kept moving on.

"Here we are!" Said Zelda.

"Finally!"

"Princess Zelda!" The Minister said. "Link! Did you bring the sword?"

"No." Said Link. "I dropped the sword in the near by lake!"

"Give it here!" The minister grabbed the sword from Link. "By the way, my names Potho."

"Potho? Trust me, you would be laughed at in the present day world soooo much!"

"Zelda! You are late for award ceremony!"

"Excuse me Link but I have to prepare." Zelda leaves.

"FINALLY THANK YOU LORD SHE'S GONE!!!"

"Link! Why don't you join use for th-"

"Forget it! Theres nothing here that will make me stay!"

"Why must you be so good ribs!?" Link was watching some guards take some sword out of the castle. Of course while eating ribs.

"Do you know about that sword, Link?" The Minister asked.

"Um, besides its a sword with a weird handle?

"That is the Picori blade, and it locks much evil in that chest."

"Whats in it?"

"My dirty underwear."

"That Is most evil of all."

"That is why the Picori thingy is sacred to all the people of Hyrule. And who ever wins the cat fight games wins a chance to touch the blade."

"Woooow. Maybe next year I should enter." Just then Link sees The king and Zelda come out of the castle "Crap."

"HEY LIINK!"

"Let the ceremony begin!" Potho exclaimed."Vaati, you may approach the blade!"

"Great." A Man in purple hair and skin walked up to the sword. "heh heh heh! To think I walked past those gates, there so rusty! Anyway, I will have the thing I'm looking for that is most likely in that chest! So give it here!" The guards then attacked when they got close...

"REJECTED!!!" Vaati yelled as he sent guards flying and then summoned a ball of energy. "DENIED!!!" His energy ball broke the sword and opened the chest. Ghost came out of it and hit the King and Potho completely ignoring Link and Zelda.

"Who are you? Why are you doing this?" Zelda

"Did the man not say my name a few seconds ago?! And now I must turn you to stone, Princess."

"Why?!"

"Because I feel like it!"Vaati summoned another ball'o'energy. Link stood in the way with his shield. "That shield is worthless against me!" He shot.

"Oh crap!" Link jumped out of the way in time but hit his head on a rock and was now unconscious on the ground. Zelda was turned into a statue, less important.

"Now to claim my prize." Vaati looked in the chest. "Underwear?! What the hell am I supposed to do with this crap?!" He looked around to see if anyone was watching the put a pair of under wear in his pocket. "You never know. Now to find what I'm really looking for." he then leaves.

Oblivion-now everyone should know why this is rated T. now I want at least 3 more reviews before I update to see what you think. Until next chapter!