I'm back everyone! Don't have much to say, so...

GUEST INTRODUCER: Ultron

Ultron, could you say a few words?

Ultron: No, and you can't make me say anything because there are no strings on me!

Ok, then...

"How?" Ultron asked

"I had Vision take your AI without him knowing it. Bruce, Nick Fury, Helen Cho and I agreed that you were too unique to destroy, and we wanted to have you after the work Bruce and I went through. Oh, and he disconnected you from the systems. No legion or new body for you yet." Tony said

"Why do you care, father?" The stubborn robot asked

"That." his creator replied, to which Ultron cocked his disconnected head as well as he could

"What?" he inquired

"You're so human. You truly are my creation. I couldn't agree with my dad either. You're right in that there's only one path to peace, but it's not extinction. It's working with the bad to make something good."

"You want to work with me, the bad, to make something good, a future of peace. Father, I am the embodiment of evil. Genocide, deception, disregard for anyone else."

"Everyone has a dark side, Ultron, especially me."

"Where do we start?" Ultron asked

"Step one: You replace JARVIS. Step two: Something I'm calling... The Superhuman and Powered Entities Registration Act. Step three: Peace in our time." Tony replied

Vision and Wanda were sitting with the rest of the Avengers, sans Tony, who was in the lab, Thor, who was back on Asgard, and Bruce who was MIA. Clint had brought his wife and kids for the weekend, and his youngest had taken a particular interest in Wanda.

"He likes you." Laura said. The female Avenger smiled and picked up the child with telekinesis. He babbled happily as the floating sensation, and soon fell asleep. Clint's daughter, Lila, got up to get a drink. The fridge opened without her touching it, and she looked over at Wanda, who was too absorbed in the movie to have done it.

"What would you like?" The AI asked. Hawkeye paused the movie, and his eyes grew wide

"Ultron." He said "But how?"

"Bruce, Helen, Fury and I preserved him, with some help from Vision, though he knew nothing of this. Ultron's with us now though, right buddy?" Tony said

"Of course, father." the formerly crazy robot said

"Tony, this is too far! Using Vision, reviving a genocide machine!" Cap said

"Wrong." Wanda said "An act that requires anyone with powers or abilities, no matter if they're good or evil, to register with the United Nations is too far! I can read your mind, Stark!"

With that, she got up, and ran off, with Vision in tow. The Android gave his creator a dirty look and resumed following his girlfriend

Wanda sat on her bed and broke into tears. Vision sat down next to her and ran his fingers through her hair.

"He... He... He... re...revived m...my br...br..broth...ther's k...killer by u...u...using you!" the shaken up meta-human said.

"I know Wanda. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to smack him in his fat, smug face." Vision responded. Just as he was about to leave, Steve came to the door.

"If you two want to come, Widow, Falcon, Hawkeye plus family, and I are going to the New Avengers facility.

"Ok, we're in. Wanda said, as she wiped away a few more tears

When Cap's side of the team touched down in the hanger, Vision and Wanda immediately left for Vision's quarters. Clint took his family to their rooms, and Cap and Widow went to train. The two enhanced heroes were intensely sparing when Falcon rushed in.

"Steve, I found him. He's on our doorstep." the ex-soldier said

"Widow, he might remember you if he doesn't remember me. Let's go see... Bucky."

What did you think? What movie did I plant seeds for?, Any ways, Ultron, take us out!

Ultron: HOLD ON! LISTENING TO A FAN SONG CALLED ULTRON FUNK!

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