The Grim Resistance Save Christmas
Chapter 2
Back at Mandy's facility, she was having Christmas plans of her own. She called Vincent and Kyle in for a meeting.
Mandy: Alright. Listen up, you two. It's Christmas Eve. You know what that means.
Vincent: Uh, we get presents?
Kyle: And decorate a tree?
Mandy: No, you morons! It means we have to find and kidnap Santa Claus.
Vincent: Empress, Santa isn't real.
Mandy: Oh, he's real alright. I've seen him with my own eyes. And he can deliver anything to the Resistance, unless we nab him from his job.
Kyle: But why would you kidnap Santa? He brings joy to the world.
Mandy: Because unlike you, he can give us answers.
Vincent: She's got a point.
Kyle: Hey. I give answers.
Vincent: Yeah, the wrong ones.
Mandy: Enough!
Suddenly, sleigh bells started to ring.
Mandy: You hear that? He's coming. You two get out there!
Vincent & Kyle: Yes, ma'am!
Santa landed in the middle of the field.
Santa: Ho ho ho! Where is everybody?
Vincent: Hello, Santa.
Santa: Ah, Vincent. What brings you here?
Vincent: This!
He pulls out his taser, and fires at Santa. He hits Santa, and he and Kyle carry him back to the base.
Kyle: Man… This guy put on some weight.
Vincent: Well, he is Santa after all.
Eventually, they return to the base.
Vincent: We got him, Empress!
Mandy: Excellent. Now we have his power.
Santa slowly woke up from being tased.
Santa: Ugh… Where… Am I?
Mandy: Hello, Santa. Did you miss me?