Hi everybody! This is my 2nd chapter! I was thinking for a week to find
out what to write! Enjoy!
P.S. I don't own naruto, but I do own Shiori Ikatashi! )
Shiori: Hey Everybody! Welcome back Akatsuki members! (and Hidan)
Hidan: What the -censored- is that supposed to mean?!
Shiori: What do you think means?! You're immortal aren't you?!
Hidan: yeah, so? I'm still a part of the Akatsuki!
Shiori:Not from my point of view! dumbass...
Hidan: What you you trying say?!
Shiori: What do you think I'm trying to say?!
Itachi: enough! Let's just get to the questions.
Shiori: right! Itachi kun!
Itachi: ...
Shiori: here's some questions from Crazy Kiba Kid!
Itachi: Why didn't you kill your damn brother?!
Sasori: What's up with the dolls?
Shiori: Okay, Sasori answer your question first.
Sasori: Why do I have to answer first?
Shiori: Beacause I said so.
Sasori: Maybe I don't want to answer my question first!
-Shiori slaps Sasori-
Shiori: Just answer the damn question!!
Sasori: They're puppets not dolls! FYI They're also made of real humans. First I -
Shiori: OKAY!! No need to get into detail, Sasori. Itachi kun..
Itachi: yeah I know. He wasn't there when the massacre happened, plus I wasn't intending on killing
him anyway. It would be a waste of time knowing how weak he was.
Sasuke: Yeah, because I was only 7 Itachi!!
Itachi: Foolish brother, how did you get here?
Sasuke: doesn't matter. All that matters to me is getting my revenge!!
Itachi: Why?
Sasuke: because you wiped out the whole clan!
Itachi: no I didn't.
Sasuke: yes you did.
Itachi: no I didn't.
Sasuke: FOR JASHIN'S SAKE, YES YOU DID!!
Itachi: No I didn't. They're all at home sleeping!
Sasuke: Huh?
Itachi: the massacre was a movie!
Sasuke: What? I wanted to be in the movie!
Itachi: You were. When you came back home.
Sasuke: But I didn't know there would be a moving shooting, otherwise I would've done better than I did!
-Sasuke goes to emo corner and cries-
Itachi: wuss...
Orochimaru: I don't think he is!
Kakuzu: Why the hell are you here?
Orochimaru: I'm part of the Akatsuki aren't I?
Pein: Yeah but you left...
Orochimaru: but I still kept my ring!
Shiori: Orochimaru leave!
Orochimaru:can I have Sasuke kun?
Shiori: just take him and go!
Orochimaru: Thank you!
-leaps for a hug-
-Shiori uses substitution jutsu and does the fire style: dragon flame jutsu-
Shiori: nobody hugs the author unless given permission. Or I give them hugs.
Orochimaru: Okay Sasuke let's go!
Sasuke:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Shiori: All's well that ends well.
-Akatsuki members mumbles in agreement-
That's the end of my chapter! I will put some other characters in the story! please leave a comment! )