In a desert; the Road Runner was running on a road away from Wile E Coyote.
The runner then ran to the coyote and pecked his face non stop for a while.
"Meep meep." the Road Runner said before running off.
Wile E groaned.
Later; he was walking over to a cave.
He panted and sighed.
"I really need a new hobby." said Wile E.
He saw a piece of paper and became shocked.
"WHAT, FORECLOSED ON!?" yelled Wile E.
Later; he was sitting in an office with a man in a business suit.
"Well I'm sorry Mr. Coyote, your mortgage payment came due." said the man.
The Dog is mad.
"No one told me about this loan payment needing to be paid off." said Wile E.
"It's call fine print buddy." said the man.
Interview Gag
Wile E growled.
"I knew I should have read the fine print of that agreement." said Wile E.
End Interview Gag
"Listen, I've been living in that cave since before I could crawl, there's got to be something you can do?" said Wile E.
"Sorry, unless you can make six hundred and seventy five thousand dollars by next month, you'll have to move out." said the man.
Wile E growled.
Later; he walked out of the building.
"Unbelievable, I've been spending more money then I've been making from all those welfare checks I receive every month just to catch a crazy bird." said Wile E.
He sighed.
"What am I gonna do." said the Coyote.
He walks into Eddy's Omelets and sighed.
"Maybe a Omelet will help." Said Wile E.
He sat down at a booth and picked up a menu before looking through it.
Just then Eddy came by and saw Wile E.
"Whoo, looks like you've got issues." said Eddy.
Wile E turned to Eddy.
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you about it." said Wile E.
Later; the whole story came out and Eddy was shocked.
"You're right I don't believe it." said Eddy.
The coyote sighed.
"Thought so." said Wile E.
He sighed again.
"I really need a place to stay, at least until I find a way to make 675 thousand dollars by the end of the month." said Wile E.
Eddy did some thinking.
"I may know of a place." said Eddy.
Later at Toon Manor; a knocking was heard at the front door.
Bugs walked over to it and opened it up to see Wile E on the other side.
"Nope." Bugs said before closing the door on the coyote's face.
Bugs walked into the kitchen when he sees Wile E there.
"Hello Bugs." He said.
Bugs became shocked.
"HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN HERE!" He shouted.
"I'm a genius." said Wile E.
"Must be why you're so good at catching road runners." Bugs said sarcastically.
The dog growled.
"Shut up." said Wile E.
Bugs sighed.
"Fine, might as well allow you to stay here." said Bugs.
Wile E smirked.
"You won't regret this." said Wile E.
Later; the entire living room was filthy and Bugs noticed it.
"I regret this." said Bugs.
