To Guest: Haha! I wish I could! Really, and I totally agree. I had this idea where they were actually secretly fucking (don't mind my french) but I was like "nah you're gonna mess it up". When I write it I don't detail it but you can kind of assume that whenever they're in close quarters they're having a ball. XD ;)

To Maya: Yeah Pirate Fairy Tail is one of my fav. crossovers.

Thanks so much for the reviews they make my day XDXD

Ok here's the second one. It's really long. The bonus is like just as long as the actual story, it's an alternate ending. I like the first one way better even though the bonus came to me first. But as I was writing it I was like "hmm...nah!"

Here is the sum: [Juvia Lockster: new girl at Fairy Tail High, Jellal Fernandes: her overprotective rebel brother. Gray Fullbuster: Juvia's new admirer. Erza Scarlet: caught in the middle]. After meeting Juvia Lockster, Gray Fullbuster immediately knows this is the girl that he wants to take to prom. It would be simple seeing as how she's infatuated with him. However...Juvia's older brother poses to be a problem. Their father has decreed that Juvia won't be going to prom unless her brother does so Gray pays Erza to take Jellal out.

I'm sorry, The sum was shit, the brackets is just extra ish I thought up. This was off the top of my head and I'm freaking out lol. Now in this scene Jellal has figured out that Gray payed Erza to take him out and of course ish gets real. This is near the end of the story. I don't think it'd be very long. I'm trying to work on short stories.

I forgot to say last chap, I don't own FT.

Everything I Hate About You

"That's why you were so keen on hanging out with me." he said, realization dawning on his features. "The stripper was trying to take my sister."

"Jellal-"

He scoffed and turned a hard glare towards her that made her flinch slightly, "Don't bother." he snapped, "I should've known better." His fingers tapped out a little anxious pattern on his dashboard in embarrassment before shaking his head.

He let out a bitter laugh, "So whose idea was it for you to take me out? Yours or the strippers?"

"It doesn't matter, this is between me and you." she tried making her voice sound firm but something about him always just made her lose everything that made her Titania and just brought out the Erza in her.

"No?" he asked cocking an eyebrow cooling, his fingers continued working on the dashboard and the rhythm grew stronger as he made up his mind, "So it was his." he nods to himself, "Alright."

"Jellal,"

His hand quickly snaked out cupping her face and stroking her cheek as he leaned over the armrest and smirked almost cruelly down at her.

"Don't bother your pretty little head about it." he sneered.

His hand slid back into her hair just as he'd done so often times before but it was different and she didn't relax. She stared stiffly back at him even as she felt the heat snake up her neck. He tugged on a strand of her hair pulling her forward as he leaned even closer his lips brushing her ear and whispering softly and almost seductively, "The stripper can still take Juvia out, I'll allow it, I haven't seen her this happy in ages."

She sighs in relief and lets out a little shiver that racks her body due to his closeness and is just about to turn her head to capture his lips in a kiss when he pulls away. Her face erupts in heat, from anger or embarrassment she's not sure, as he smirks down at her with patronizing eyes.

"Jellal listen to me!" she snaps but he just leans back,

"Get out." he orders, "I don't need anyone fake trying to help me put-my-life-back-together." He glares at her and she reciprocates as she flings open the car door.

"You could have at least heard me out!" she sneers and slams the car door shut before he can close it.

Before she even realizes it tears are cascading down her face as she watches him drive away and she admits softly to herself, "It wasn't fake."

Jellal doesn't come to school the next day, or the day after that. And Erza is just as worried as Juvia looks as the poor girl stares at the empty parking space outside.

"Where's Jellal?" Gray asks completely oblivious to their worry.

Erza glares at him while Juvia's lower lip trembles, "Juvia doesn't know." she mumbled. "He hasn't been the same since…" her eyes dart to Erza's, "Since a couple nights ago." she frowns, "Juvia doesn't think...Juvia doesn't think he wants to be here anymore. Juvia overheard him talking on the phone with his father about getting a transfer. But Juvia thinks Zero refused because Jellal was pretty pissed." Juvia frowns but Gray's eyes widen in alarm,

"He's trying to transfer back? But why?! I thought you two hit it off!" he turns to Erza who glares at the ground.

"Erza," Juvia starts timidly, "Did something happen between the two of you."

Erza isn't even paying attention and is instead thinking of all the things she could've done better that night, "We're through." she answers abruptly and stands up gathering her things.

Gray chokes, "What?! But what about-"

"He says not to worry about," she couldn't help the sneer in her voice, "and that Juvia can still go."

Gray deflates in relief completely oblivious to Erza's feelings. "What happened?" Juvia asks. "He hasn't been this happy in forever!"

"I don't want to talk about it." Erza mumbles and turns away trying not to scrub at the tears that are sure to form any minute.

When she leaves Juvia turns to frown at Gray, "Gray what did you do?"

Gray flushes and stares at the ground sheepishly, "I might've...paid Erza to take your brother out and get him to go to prom with her so you could go with me…" saying it out loud sounded shameful and Juvia's gasp only made it worse.

"Gray, you paid Erza to like Jellal?"

"Yes...but it's only because I'm crazy about you! You're still gonna go with me right?" he asks hopefully and Juvia sighs feeling like a horrible sister but no matter what he's done she can't bring herself to deny him.

"Of course Juvia's going silly. That's a ridiculous question. But now Juvia needs to go find Jellal and make sure he hasn't gotten himself into any trouble with his brooding self."

Jellal comes back to school a week later with a nasty bruise on his cheek but he doesn't say a word to Erza and the tension is palpable. Try as she might Jellal just refused to talk to her or even acknowledge her during group assignments.

She didn't know what was worse, the fact that he was so close but so far away or the fact that she'd made him like this.

Two weeks later Jellal is sitting in a jail cell on prom night. He felt bad, he'd meant to go to see Erza at least (due immensely to Juvia; he didn't mind spending the rest of his life a bitter jackass).

He already called Juvia to tell her but he hadn't felt that bad for ruining her prom night. She had one more year and if that meant she spent less time with the stripper then he didn't mind.

The jail cell slid open and he leveled the cop who'd caught him with a glare but that only got him a jab with the stick as the cop sneered, "You're lucky you have such a good girlfriend."

He didn't bother telling the cop Juvia wasn't his girlfriend, nimrod can think whatever he wants.

When they got out to the lobby he stopped in his tracks at the sight. It wasn't Juvia, it was Erza. She was sitting up straight, expression stony, but that wasn't what caught his attention, it was the dress she was wearing. It was a beautiful fitting purple dress with purple embroidery crawling up the sides. Her scarlet red hair was done up in an intricate bun that only brought more attention to her beautiful face. He mentally cursed himself and Juvia; she'd came on prom night to bail him out of jail and by the look on her face she was not happy.

When she saw him she stood up stoically and regarded him with a cool look.

"Erza…" he started as he got closer, her name foreign on his lips after months worth of disuse.

She held up a hand to stop him, "I didn't bail you out if that's what you're wondering. Juvia just gave me the money. Let's go."

That answer made him feel even worse than it would've if she had used her own money to bail him out. His own spoiled ego had gotten him into this mess and she probably knew about Ikaruga by now.

"She's hot Fernandes! How'd you manage that catch?"

"I didn't!" he shouted back flicking off the laughing cop.

They drive in silence until he breaks it, "Thanks," he mumbles gruffly. "You didn't have to come...but you did," he glares out the window, "so thank you."

Her only response is to grip the steering wheel tighter.

"I'm sorry," he finally snaps, "you don't have to act like I'm a stranger." the car screeches to a stop as she veers it off the road and she turns to face him, furiously.

"Oh no?!" she snaps, "Then how should I treat you? Like we're friends? Like I like you? That's not a privilege you get anymore. How do you think that makes me feel?" she snaps. "To have Juvia ask me to bail you out of jail because you've done something stupid, again! On prom night! Really Jellal? Did you do it on purpose? Knowing I was going with Simon? I wouldn't have gone with him if you'd've just swallowed your damn pride and accepted my apologies!"

"Since when did the become about us?" Jellal grumbles almost petulantly as though he were a scolded child.

"It's always been about us!" she shouts overpowering his voice by a mile, "always! From the moment you kicked me out of your car, to you and Ikaruga, to me and Simon! It's always been about us!" stray tears leak from her eyes as she glares at him.

He scowls at her for a moment at a bitter loss for words before saying, "so you're mad at me for pulling you out of prom and away from Simon."

"THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM!" she roars in anger at how dense he is.

He jerks at his door handle and orders, "Get out."

"EXCUSE ME!" She shouts at him, "THIS IS MY CAR! DON'T YOU EVER THINK - " Her voice dies down as he jerks open her door side,

"Come on." he orders annoyed.

Glaring at him she hauls herself out and he closes the door behind her before leaning into the car through the window and fiddling with the radio.

"What're you doing?" she scowls arms crossed as a slow song comes on.

He pulls himself out and turns to face her. Reaching out on arm snakes around her waist pulling her flush into him and the other takes her hand.

She flushes at this but still tries to glare. "what're you doing?"

"I'm dancing." he replies back swaying with her to the music.

She stares up at him semi-furiously, "does this mean you've forgiven me?" she scowls.

He stares over her head stoically before answering, "Since I made you miss prom and your...date… (he scowls at the thought) I figured I owed it to you to give you a dance." he grumbles and nearly jolts when she rests her head on his shoulder and grumbles in a puff of breath, "Damn straight."

"And nothing was going to happen with me a Ikaruga." he grumbles wondering why he's confessing before figuring it's because of Erza and acknowledging that she's alway brought out the sissy side of him. "We didn't even sleep together. I just figured she was a good way to get under your skin."

Erza humphed into his throat and plays with the scruff of his color, "I guess I forgive you for breaking my heart." she grumbles.

His grip tightens on her waist and his heart soars at those words. "I would've waited for you at prom." she continues, "but I figured it was good comeback when Simon asked me. I'm sorry."

He let's out a breathless chuckle, "yeah, it was." he mumbles, "I'm sorry for being such an ass." he continues. "I should've let it go when you apologized the first eight times."

She picks up her head and scrunches up his nose at the loss of heat while she beams up at him, "The first eight times?" she asks.

"Well I wasn't going to let you off the hook so easily." he mumbles and she sighs and lowers her head back to his neck.

"I am sorry," she mumbles. "An ass paid me to ask out this really great guy, but I screwed up." she mumbled, "I fell for him." he grins to himself at her words, "And you lied to that cop." she picks her head up to stare at him once again, "you did land a really great catch."

He grins at her and lowers his head to capture her lips in a soft kiss that grows more intense in order to make up for months of loss contact.

She mewls when he travels to her jawline and begins kissing down her neck. She hums softly sending vibrations tingling through his mouth.

"I love you." she mutters into his hair but stiffens, he, however, just kisses over her lips again sweeping his tongue into her mouth and mumbles back, "I love you too."

Bonus: Erza stands with a glass of water in her hands giving a fake smile to everyone who comes by her and denying anyone who asks for dance. She spots Ikaruga not a few feet away from her in the corner with some new guy, Vidaldus, is what goes through Erza's head but she doesn't care and only scowls because she remembers the flash of blue and pink in her mind as Jellal pressed her into that very position in the hallway against the school lockers earlier that week.

Her scowl turns into a glare when hands rest on her waist and a low voice husks in her ear, "Well, well, don't you look nice in your dress, is it for me?"

She turns sharply and pushes at Jellal's chest, "Get away from me!" she hisses, "What the hell are you doing here?"

"I did ask you to prom did I not?" Her scowl comes back full force at those words,

"Yes, you did, but I recall coming here alone and that's how I plan to leave." she hisses even as she allows his hands to slip around her waist as he leads her in the dance.

"Don't think this means I've forgiven you." she scowls stepping closer to him and resting her head on his shoulder and he scowls at her words.

"Yeah, because I was the one in the wrong."

"You were when you didn't accept my apologies!" she hisses jabbing him in the chest. "That was petty!"

"Well I'm sorry for deciding I was better off without you." he snapped without thinking and mentally cursed himself. He wasn't supposed to be arguing with her!

Erza's brows furrowed as she tried to oppress the stinging in her chest at his words, "Well, something's obviously changed that." she growls. "If it were true you wouldn't be here." and then she scoffs, "unless you're here to see Ikaruga if that's the case she's a little busy at the moment but you're welcome to go and wait for her."

And she tries to pry herself out of his arms but he doesn't let up. She stares up at him with a confused and annoyed scowl, he just stares stoically up ahead: "I'm sorry." he concedes. "Nothing's happened between me and Ikaruga, we didn't sleep together...and we didn't even talk after the hallway incident. I figured she was a way to get at you."

Erza scowls some more, "Well you weren't wrong...but that doesn't answer my question as to why you're here."

He averts his gaze and glares at the ground tripping up in their dance moves for the first time, "I...I missed you." he mumbles.

"How did you ever overcome your doubt of me?" she asked sarcastically.

"You blushing that hard in the car that night was pretty much proof of how you felt for me."

Erza jerks away from him with a glare, "You knew I liked you and still acted that way!?" she snarled fiercely.

"What?!" he exclaimed, "you fucked up my ego! A pride is all a man has when he finds out his woman may or may not be a two timing-"

"Don't you dare finish that sentence if you know what's good for you, Jellal Fernandes." she growls lowly.

He pulls her close again, "I'm sorry ok? Can we just...dance? Together? Platonically?"

"I'm not saying I forgive you," she starts and continues hurriedly at his indignant intake of breath, "but I missed you too. You have no idea how many nights I cried myself to sleep." she grumbles ashamed but she figures since they were back together now admitting it will only stoke his ego and therefore keep him happy enough to stop brooding for a while.

He sulks to himself for a moment, grumbling underneath her breath until Erza chuckles at his antics and prods his cheek.

"Stop sulking, I have no room for brooders in my life," she tells him teasingly and he scowls at her. tilts her head up inviting him for a kiss to which he takes her up upon almost immediately.

He groans to himself, "I love you." he mumbles against her mouth and she stiffens only for a moment before pulling away to grin at him and say, "I love you too." before capturing his lips again.

Somewhere dancing with Gray, Juvia sees the young couple and smiles to herself proudly.

*Whistles* wow, this chap was 3,000 words long w/out the author's note. Oops, the scene where he leans over to her in the car was the one I first thought up and it was supposed to be like Jellal's test for her (which she passes) Jellal was just too much of an ass to accept that since she bruised his ego a lil bit.