Shrek didn't know what to do with himself. He just lost a bet to Fiona and had to be naked for a whole week. Under different circumstances, Shrek would have been happy about this, but he was more anxious than anything. Especially when Fiona said he would have to go to Far Far Away as a nudist. He could imagine the screams of children and parents when they see his 'special onion'. "Yep, that'll be one hell of a day." thought Shrek. He went to the bedroom where he saw Fiona laying in bed in her lingerie. "You're doing this to tease me aren't you?" asked Shrek. "No, I just thought the first night of your nudist week should be fun. And you know what I mean by fun." said Fiona. "Well, I'm already in the perfect attire. So let's get to it." said Shrek. The two got in bed and cuddled for a bit before falling asleep.
The next morning arrived and Shrek woke up like he had a bad dream. "Man that was a weird dream. For a second I thought I had to be naked for a week." said Shrek. He pulled off the covers and saw he was still naked. "Crud, it wasn't a dream. I actually have to be like this for a whole week. (Sigh) I should make some breakfast." said Shrek. He got out of bed and went to the kitchen. He made some eggs, ham, and bacon for himself and sat down to eat. He had to put a pillow on his chair, because it felt very uncomfortable it in a wooden chair with his exposed butt. Once he finished eating, he took some milk and drank it from the carton. Fiona came out and asked Shrek "So, what are you doing today?" "Nothing much. Probably going to do some chores around the house." said Shrek. "Oh good, because you need to pull some roots from the ground. That way we won't have a potential plant problem." said Fiona. "Alright, I'll get to it." said Shrek as he made his way out the door.