Rose: HELLO PEOPLE OF THE WORLD! WELCOME TO AKAME GA KILL TRUTH OR DARE TALKSHOW! I'M ROSE YOUR HOST!
Maru: Yo! I'm her co-host, Maru! Shall we begin?
Lubbock: Crap! She's also the host of the Pokemon Truth or Dare Talkshow as well!
Tatsumi: Which one? Maru or Rose?
Lubbock: Rose.
Leone: And how do you know this Lubba?
Lubbock: Her story was in one of the shelves of my bookstore so I got curious and read it. I thought it was hilarious but I didn't think she would do one about us!
Rose: Thank you Lubba. I'm flattered that you read that story.
Lubbock: *mumbling underneath breath*
Maru: Eh-hem. So as I was saying. Shall we begin?
Characters: NO!
Hosts: GREAT ANSWER!
Rose: By the way we took all of your Imperial Arms so you guys can't kill us nor escape.
Characters: WHAT!? *looks over themselves*
Bulat: *checks compartment* She's right! Incursio isn't in here!
Lubbock: *checks hands and pockets* Nooo! Cross-Tails!
Chelsea: *checks self* Give back Gaea Foundation!
Hosts: SHUT UP!
Chelsea: *cowers*
Najenda: …Why didn't you two take Susanoo? He's an Imperial Arm as well.
Susanoo: Hmm?
Rose: He may be an Imperial Arm but he's also a character as well. Besides the only way we were able to get him to participate in this talkshow is take away his core.
Maru: *holding core in her hand tossing it up and down*
Susanoo: *angry look at her*
Maru: *ignores*
Seryu: KORRO! EAT THEM! *blinks* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH KORRO!?
Punchy: *shoots a tranquilizer dart at her back*
Seryu: *out cold*
Rose:…She'll wake up in a while. Thank you Punchy.
Punchy: Squeak (No problem!)
Wave: Can I please get Grand Chariot back?
Hosts: NO!
Wave: WHY NOT!?
Maru: BECAUSE WE SAID SO!
Wave: *grumbling curses underneath his breath*
Esdeath: HOW DID YOU TWO GET THE DEMON BLOOD OUT OF MY BODY!?
Rose: Easy. We extracted the blood from your veins with a needle while you were sleeping. You should really keep your guard up during that time.
Esdeath: *face red with anger*
Maru: *laughing maniacally*
Najenda: We have no choice to be in this show do we?
Rose: NOPE!
Maru: Okay then! First dare!
Tatsumi: Please don't be me, please don't be me!
Rose: First dare is from DragonMaster128 for Tatsumi!
Tatsumi: I SAID DON'T BE ME DAMMIT!
Maru: *cracking up* So what is it?! Tell me!
Rose: He must steal a pair of Akames underwear and bra.
Lubbock: WHY DOES TATSUMI GET ALL OF THE GOOD DARES!
Girls: *gives him deadly glares*
Lubbock: *scared*…nevermind.
Tatsumi: I'm gonna get killed for this.
Rose: Just do it or feel the wrath of my kangaroos!
Tatsumi: Fine! *goes into Akame's room*
Maru: And now we wait.
~a few minutes later~
Tatsumi: *comes out holding said items of clothing*
Akame: *dark look*
Leone: And now would be a good time to run.
Akame: TATSUMIIIIIIIII! *runs at him*
Tatsumi: *running away* Don't kill me!
Rose: *on the floor laughing*
Maru: Alrighty then! Next!
Characters: *groaning*
Rose: I got this dare from a friend of mine on tumblr for Lubbock and Bulat!
Lubbock: WHAT!?
Maru: *sparkly eyes* Say it! Say it!
Rose: Bulat propose to Lubbock and if you say no Lubbock Punchy will beat you up. And do the wedding in the next chapter.
Nightraid except for Bulat, Akame and Tatsumi: SAY WHAT NOW!?
Maru: Yesss! Do it!
Punchy: *gives Bulat random ring*
Bulat: *on one knee* Lubbock, will you marry me?
Maru: *cracking up*
Chelsea: Shh, this is supposed to be romantic!
Lubbock: Um...Sorry Bulat but you're not my type...*face red*
Leone: *face blue while trying to hold in laughter*
Maru: *not even trying to hold in laughter* HAHAHAHA! Now Punchy, do your thing. Unless of course Lubba wants one more chance?
Lubbock: *eyes widen* FINE! YES I'LL MARRY YOU!
Leone: *falls on the floor laughing her head off*
Tatsumi: *staring at Lubbock and Bulat shocked*
Rose: When did you get back?
Tatsumi: Right when Bulat proposed to Lubbock.
Leone: Where's Akame?
Tatsumi: Looking through the fridge for some meat.
Rose: She's going to be disappointed because there is no meat in this place.
Leone: Why not?
Hosts: BECAUSE WE DON'T EAT MEAT DAMMIT!
Akame: *slams open door with pissed off look on her face*
Rose: *hides behind Susanoo*
Susanoo: *raises eyebrow at me*
Maru: I CALL BEING THE FLOWER THROWER!
Wave: What's a flower thrower?
Maru: A person who walks ahead of the couple and makes them a path of flowers. I think I just made up the name too.
Rose: Um Bulat you can put the ring on Lubbock's finger right now.
Lubbock: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU ROSE!
Leone: You're just mad because you were forced to marry him!
Lubbock: *shoots her a dark look*
Leone: *quickly hides behind Najenda*
Najedna: *raises eyebrow*
Maru: Woo-hoo! Can't wait until next chapter!
Bulat: *puts ring on Lubbock's finger*
Lubbock: Don't expect me to kiss you for this.
Bulat: *pouts*
Wave: Please don't tell me this will happen to me too...! *shoots worried glances between Maru and Run*
Rose: Sorry Wave I don't control the reviewers
Wave: NOOOO!
Maru: MUAHAHAHAHA! That means I can make you marry anytime I want!
Run: ... *sighs*
Rose: Okay next up is dare for all of the guys! You guys have to hold Tatsumi down while the girls do prevy things to him.
Maru: NOT THIS ONE! I DON'T CARE IF PUNCHY GETS ME. I COMPLETELY REFUSE!
Rose: She didn't mention the hosts so we can sit this one out. Enjoy Tatsumi
Maru: SHE DID TOO MENTION THE HOSTS! RIGHT THERE IN PARENTHESES SHE MENTIONED THE HOSTS!
Run: ... Alright calm down.
Maru: I AM PERFECTLY CALM!
Wave: ... Why do I have to hold him down?
Punchy: *beats up both of us*
Maru: Ugh... I never thought being beaten up by a kangaroo could hurt so much... *disappears with a small 'poof'* /I'm off to recuperate.../
Rose: *on the floor* G-Guys you know what to do.
Guys: *hold down Tatsumi*
Girls: *start doing pervy things to him*
~Time Skip~
Girls: *blushing madly*
Tatsumi: *fainted on the floor*
Maru: *apears with a poof wearing a cosplay of Elizabeth's second outfit from The Seven Deadly Sins* I'm better guys!
Lubbock: *out cold asleep on Bulat's lap*
Rose: *squeals* OMG SO CUTE! MARU GET THE CAMERA!
Maru: *with a camera* You're lucky I'm pretty good at photography! *starts snapping pictures*
Bulat: *pets his hair*
Lubbock: *snuggles like a cat*
Maru: *takes more pictures*
Wave: *nudges Run* Do you know when this is going to end?
Run: *shrugs*
Rose: Now Bulat wake up Lubbock because the next dare is for him!
Maru: *holding Russia's metal pipe* I'll do it for you if you like~.
Bulat: *eyes widen* Alright, alright! *tickles Lubbock*
Lubbock: *wakes up* Alright who's tickling me?!
Everyone: *points to Bulat*
Lubbock: *blushing* Why you...!
Rose: Good night Bulat
Lubbock: *punches Bulat in face*
Bulat: *passed out with a bloody nose*
Maru: *still holding the pipe* Shishishi~.
Rest of Nightraid: *staring at Lubbock surprised*
Lubbock: What the heck are you staring at?!
Rest of Nightraid: *squeaks* NOTHING!
Maru: Shishishi~. Next~.
Characters: *huddling together, scared*
Lubbock: *angry look*
Rose: WHAT!? LUBBOCK HAS TO KISS AKAME!?
Lubbock: I'm sorry but say what now!?
Akame: I'm not kissing him.
Maru: Alright~. Read out the actual dare, and /then/ we can... /get/... whoever wrote that~.
Rose: It doesn't matter to me. She can ship whoever she wants. It's a free country.
Maru: *adopts Russia's accent* THIS may be a free country, but not all countries are free~. Just read the actual review~. Or is that the actual review~?
Rose: And I quote 'Cool! This should be interesting...
I know you're a Lubbock X Bulat shipper, but... I dare Lubbock to kiss Akame, because they would actually be cute together. There. I said it. Here comes the hate...
I also dare Leone and Tatsumi to sing "Fallen Angel" by Three Days Grace to Akame, because my main ship for the show is Leone X Akame or Tatsumi X Akame.
Kangaroos are awesome and will be respected by me.' End quote
Maru: Alrighty then~. Akame, kiss Lubba so we can get this over with~. After that, Leone and Tatsumi know what to do, /right/~?
Leone and Tatsumi: *salute* Y-yes sir, ma'am sir!
Lubbock: *glares at me*
Rose: *notices Lubbock glaring at me* Okay Lubba less glaring more kissing!
Lubbock: *shakes head*
Maru: Just really quickly~. We don't want to see it any more than you want to do it~.
Lubbock: *grumbling* Fine...*quickly gives Akame a quick kiss on the lips.*
Akame: *blushes*
Maru: *covers ears*
Run: It's coming...
Fangirls: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wave: *laying on the ground with bleeding ears*
Rose: *rubbing ears* LEONE AND TATSUMI SING THE STUPID SONG BEFORE I KILL SOMEBODY!
Maru: *slapping the pipe against the ground threateningly* Do it~. /Now/~.
Rose: *turns on the music*
Leone and Tatsumi: *sing*
Late at night I could hear the crying
I hear it all, trying to fall asleep
When all the love around you is dying
How do you stay so strong?
How did you hide it all for so long?
How can I take the pain away?
How can I save
A fallen angel, in the dark
Never thought you'd fall so far
Fallen angel, close your eyes
I won't let you fall tonight
Fallen angel
You do it all for my own protection
You make me feel like I'll be okay
Still I have so many questions
How do you stay so strong?
How did you hide it all for so long?
How can I take the pain away?
How can I save,
A fallen angel, in the dark
Never thought you'd fall so far
Fallen angel, close your eyes
I won't let you fall tonight
Fallen angel, just let go
You don't have to be alone
Fallen angel, close your eyes
I won't let you fall tonight
I was right beside you
When you went to hell and back again
I was right beside you
When you went to hell and back again
And I, I couldn't save, a fallen angel
A fallen angel, in the dark
Never thought you'd fall so far
Fallen angel, close your eyes
I won't let you fall tonight
Fallen angel, just let go
You don't have to be alone
Fallen angel, close your eyes
I won't let you fall tonight
Fallen angel
Akame: *blushing harder*
Rose: Anyone else think that those two suck at singing?
Maru: *raises hand* I second that.
Run: I also agree.
Tatsumi: *blushing* S-shut up!
Rose: Okay! The next victim is Tatsumi again! You have to go on date with Mine and act all lovey dovey in front of Esdeath. Oh yeah and Esdeath you cannot get mad at them.
Esdeath, Tatsumi, and Mine: What?!
Maru: *laughing* Good luck!
Rose: HAVE FUN YOU THREE! *shoves them out of the door with Punchy as a bodyguard* While they're doing that dare how about a dare from Maru!
Maru: Yay~! It's finally time for my dares~!
Characters: *huddling in a corner*
Rose: One of your dares is for Cheslea. Turn into a random person and sue Justin Bieber or Kurome for breaking in and entering.
Chelsea: Um, okay?
Maru: *creepy smile*
Chelsea: *turns into a random person and walks up to court* Um, hello. I would like to file a law suit...
Judge: For who may I ask?
Chelsea: Um, Kurome?
Maru: *evil laughter*
Judge: What is the reason and how much are you suing her for?
Bulat: *finally wakes up and puts an ice pack to his nose while glaring at Lubbock*
Chelsea: I'm suing her for breaking and entering, for 8 million dollars...
Lubbock: *sighs*
Judge: Well since I'm too lazy to look at the evidence. Kurome you must pay this person 8 million dollars. End of story.
Rose: *looks at Kurome*
Kurome: *face red with anger*
Maru: *laughing openly* I have been waiting for this moment!
Kurome: ... Fine! *pays while glaring at Chelsea*
Chelsea: That was... Really satisfying.
Mine and Tatsumi: *walks in*
Punchy: *comes in restraining Esdeath*
Rose: Welcome back guys! How was the date?
Esdeath: *muttering curses under her breath*
Rose: Okay the next dare is for Wave!
Wave: What?!
Rose: Calm down you only have to call Tatsumi a little bitch that's it.
Wave: But I don't wanna call my best friend a little bitch!
Maru: Ah, broTPs. I love them!
Rose: *angry* DO IT OR GET BEAT UP BY PUNCHY!
Wave: I don't wanna be killed! Okay Tatsumi, please don't hate me... You're a little bitch! I'm sorry bro!
Tatsumi: *face red* *grabs sword and gets ready to attack*
Rose: *le gasp* MY SWORD!
Wave: I'm so sorry! They made me say it! I didn't mean it at all! *starts running*
Tatsumi: DON'T CARE! *chases him*
Wave: *running away* Run save meeeeeeeeee!
Run: *sighs* You're too much trouble for your own good.
Rose: Okay while they're taking care of some difficulties it's time for one of my dares! Leone make fun of Najenda and let her kill you!
Leone: What?! I don't wanna die! But then again... Ugh! I wanna do it, but I don't wanna die... What should I do?!
Punchy: *holds up boxing gloves*
Leone: *scared* Alright! Alright!
Rose: *shoves Najenda in front of Leone*
Najenda: Ow! Hey! *glares at me*
Rose: *sticks out tongue*
Leone: *thinking* ... I can't make this up on the spot.
Rose: Fine! You have one hour!
Wave: *runs back in hiding behind Run*
Run: ?
Tatsumi: *comes back panting hard* You're fast… *falls on the floor*
Everyone else: *sweatdrops*
Rose: Meanwhile here's another dare for Tatsumi! You have to grate Esdeath on unconditional wish! Esdeath enjoy!
Tatsumi: *shoots up* Say what?!
Esdeath: Ohoho. *drags Tatsumi into a deserted room*
Tatsumi: *screaming in the background*
Mine: *face red with anger*
Akame: I actually feel sorry for him…
Rose: Okay Maru how about a truth this time?
Maru: Me? Okay. Chelsea, can you turn into inanimate objects?
Rose: *facepalm*...I meant from the reviewers.
Maru: Oh, whoops. Okay then, from a guest! 'Truth: Tatsumi have you ever felt love for Akame?'
Rose: *eye twitch* Tatsumi is still trapped in that room with Esdeath. Here's a truth from me because everyone else's truths involve Tatsumi. Lubbock are you sure don't love Bulat instead of Najenda?
Lubbock: I- Um- How do I answer this?!
Punchy: *points Pumpkin at him*
Najenda: Pumpkin became a match for a kangaroo? How is that even possible?
Susanoo: Imperial Arms occasionally have minds of their own. In some special cases they allow themselves to be wielded by animals.
Leone: That makes no sense at all.
Maru: We aren't the ones who created them you know.
Rose: So Lubbock. What's your answer?
Lubbock: *scared* Y-Yes I-I'm sure! Please don't shoot me!
Rose: *looks at Bulat*
Bulat: *face red with anger and jealousy*
Maru: *laughing*
Rose: Okay here's a dare from Maru! Lubba spy on the minister in the bath then run away.
Lubbock: Whaat?!
Maru: *laughing*
Rose: *annoyed* JUST DO IT! I'M NOT IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY ANYWAYS!
Lubbock: Eep! *spies on the minister*
Maru: *rolling on the floor*
~a half hour later~
Lubbock: *comes back looking green* I think I'm gonna throw up... *faints*
Rose: *blinks* Wow...I feel sorry for him and not just because he's my favorite character in the series. Maru you are evil.
Maru: Why thank you~! I got the idea from an episode of AkaKill Theatre~. If you haven't seen those shorts, you really should~.
Rose: Maybe I will~.
Esdeath and Tatsumi: *come out of the room*
Maru: Shishishi~.
Tatsumi: *mentally scarred and shivering*
Esdeath: *pleased with herself*
Rose: *bonks Tatsumi with a frying pan*
Tatsumi: *faints*
Akame: *blinks* Why'd you do that?
Rose: *shrugs* Thought it make him go back to normal.
Chelsea: Nothing will make him go back to the way he was before.
Mine: Ya got that right.
Rose: Okay here's another dare from DemonFoxBK201. Akame and Tatsumi fight each other using your Imperial arms. Maru please wake up poor Tatsumi.
Maru: *tickles Tatsumi*
Tatsumi: *wakes up laughing hysterically* ACK! I'M UP!
Rose: Good because you and Akame have to fight to the death with your Imperial Arms. *gives them Incursio and Murasame*
Tatsumi: But why?!
Punchy: Squeak! *gives Tatsumi a wedgie*
Tatsumi: *screams* OWOWOW! Punchy stop that!
Rose: *on the floor laughing*
Tatsumi: *blushing* Stop laughing, Rose!
Rose: Do the dare and I'll tell Punchy to leave you alone.
Tatsumi: BUT I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
Rose: *pissed off* DO IT OR ELSE I'LL SHOVE AND YOU AND ESDEATH INTO ANOTHER EMPTY ROOM!
Tatsumi: *shivering* Fine!
Rose: Okay you two fight time! And try to not destroy the building!
Akame: Roger.
Tatsumi: I'M STILL TO YOUNG TO DIEEEEE!
*They fight*
~1 hour later~
Tatsumi: *on the floor covered in blood*
Wave: NOOO! Tatsumi, bro, wake up! *shaking Tatsumi's dead body*
Rose: Punchy brings me my magic wand!
Wave and Mine: *crying*
Akame: *cleaning Murasame*
Punchy: Squeak! (here you go!) *hands me the wand*
Rose: *brings Tatsumi back to life*
Tatsumi: *gasping for breath* Thank you Rose.
Wave: Tatsumi, bro, you're baacckkk! *hugs him*
Tatsumi: *struggling* DON'T STRANGLE ME!
Wave: *blushes* Whoops, heh, sorry. *lets him go*
Tatsumi: *rubbing neck*
Rose: Okay Leone one hour is over! So you have to do your dare!
Leone: Dammit!
Rose: Najenda Leone has to tell you something!
Najenda: ...? What?
Rose: Now do it Leone before I kill you!
Leone: *scared* Y-yes ma'am! Hey~ Boss~!
Najenda: ..Yes?
Leone: Did you gain weight, or is it just the lighting?
Najenda: ... Leone.
Leone: Yes~?
Najenda: PREPARE TO DIE!
Rose:...That was fast.
Maru: Shishishi~.
Rose: Okay we have a few truths for Tatsumi. Another dare for Leone and then we can do our stuff!
Maru: Yay!
Tatsumi: Dammit!
Rose: Oh yeah there are a few dares for the girls that involve Tatsumi as well.
Mine: Okay, what?
Rose: Since Leone is currently out cold we'll wait. But here's a dare for Kurome. Kiss Tatsumi on the lips while Akame watches and the reviewer asked for her reaction to be funny.
Maru: *fuming*
Rose: *pats Maru's head* Now Kurome kiss Tatsumi or I'll let Maru kill you!
Maru: *sighs* I just wanna kill her~.
Kurome: *shudders* Fine...
Tatsumi: But why?!
Rose: *pissed off* *deep voice* Tatsumi if you complain one more time I promise you I'll make sure you and Esdeath are handcuffed together for all eternity. *gives Maru handcuffs*
Maru: *evil Russia look* Shishishi~.
Tatsumi: *kisses Kurome*
Akame and Mine: *dark aura*
Tatsumi: Eek! *cowering*
Akame and Mine: TATSUMI! KUROME! *starts chasing them*
Tatsumi: Agh! Not again! *runs out the door*
Rose: Maru you can chase them too if you want.
Maru: *grabs the nearest AK-47* See you guys later, I'm off! *skips after them*
Rose: Okay here's a dare from me and Najenda thank you knocking out Leone. I'm sure Lubbock is going to be happy to know that she won't black-mail him on what he's going to do now. *evil laughter*
Najenda: No problem.
Lubbock: What am I doing that would require blackmail?!
Rose: *evil grin* Saying mean words to Najenda and then dancing the salsa with Bulat while wearing a dress *holds up black and green salsa dress grinning*
Lubbock: *Gaping in horror*
Bulat: *blinking rapidly* Well I don't mind dancing with him.
Leone: I think it's the 'saying mean words to Najenda' part he's worried about.
Rose: I thought you were out cold!
Leone: Meh, I'm magical like that.
Rose: Now Lubbock say hateful words to Najenda or else *holds up Cross-Tails* your Imperial Arms gets it.
Lubbock: Nooo! Cross-Tails! Fine! Najenda, you're a horrible boss, and you smell like tobacco!
Najenda: *face red with anger* *explodes* AND YOU'RE A PREVETED PLAYER WHO WILL NEVER GET A GIRL TO LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO OBSESSED WITH ME! QUIT TRYING TO GET ME TO GO OUT WITH YOU! I'LL NEVER RETURH YOUR FEELINGS! WHEN WILL THAT GO THROUGH YOUR THICK HEAD!? *panting*
Susanoo: *cowering* M-Master…
Rose: *cowering* woah...
Lubbock: *cowering and shivering*
Maru: *comes back still holding the AK-47, dragging a bloody Kurome by the hair, with a mentally scarred Tatsumi a few steps behind* Oh dear Najenda. He doesn't need a girl. He has Bulat.
Bulat: *blushes*
Najenda: *ignores*
Rose: *notices Lubbock starting to cry* I think she was a bit too hard on him.
Lubbock: *crying*
Maru: *releases the safety on the AK-47 as Tatsumi hides behind Wave* Shishishi~. Do I need to kill anyone?
Najenda: *guilty look*
Rose: Bulat please comfort Lubbock while Tatsumi answers a few truths.
Bulat: *pats Lubbock's head and lets him cry into his shoulder* There there.
Tatsumi: Dammit!
Rose: Again when did you come back?
Tatsumi: We came back after the boss yelled at Lubba. By the way boss you're pretty scary when angered.
Najenda: *sighs* Why does everyone say that?
Leone: Because it's true?
Maru: Shishishi~.
Rose: Maru do me a favor and kill Najenda because she was being too harsh on Lubba.
Lubbock: *sobbing harder*
Bulat: *hugs him tighter*
Maru: Shishishi~. With pleasure~. *Aims*
Najenda: Uh-oh. *Starts to run*
Maru: Just try to run~.
Rose: Okay while Najenda is running for her life because she deserves it let's get these truths done so that Leone can do a dare that involves Wave and Esdeath.
Wave: Me... and Esdeath-shogun?
Rose: Yep but we'll do that later so that it will fresh on everyone's minds.
Wave: What do you mean by that?!
Rose: *ignoring Wave* Okay Tatsumi here's the first truth. Have you ever fallen in love with Akame?
Wave: DON'T IGNORE ME!
Tatsumi: Um, I'm not really sure...
Akame: *glares at him*
Leone: And I thought Lubba was the only one who says stupid answers…
Lubbock: *sniffles* MEANIE!
Rose: *shrugs* Okay well someone dares you to say who you love the most.
Tatsumi: I- Um- Well- Mine I suppose?
*Esdeath: *face red with anger*
Mine: *Hits him over the head* What do you mean you suppose?!
Tatsumi: BECAUSE YOU HAVE ANGER ISSUES!
Tatsumi and Mine: *bickering*
Rose: Okay here's a dare for Akame, Chelsea, Kurome and Esdeath. Kiss Tatsumi on the lips in front of Mine. And Mine you cannot kill them.
Mine: *looks up* Say what?!
Esdeath: Pucker up my sweet Tatsumi *winks*
Tatsumi: *shivering*
Rose: Now do it girls because I'm really too tired to threaten any of you!
Girls: *Kiss him*
Mine: *Fuming*
Rose: Okay Lubbock and Bulat salsa dance time! *gives Lubbock the dress and Bulat a tux and hands Maru video camera*
Maru: Shishishi~. I get to tape it right~?
Lubbock: *Blushing*
Rose: Yep! Now go change you two! Oh Lubbock there's a black rose flower crown with outfit so you have to wear that too and with the heeled shoes. Bulat make sure he wears them.
Lubbock: *Gaping*
Bulat: Will do Rose!
Rose: *watches Bulat drag Lubbock into the dressing room* While they're changing here's a dare for Leone! Dare Wave to kiss Esdeath!
Run, Maru, and Esdeath: *Evil aura*
Maru: Only let him kiss Run!
Run: That's right!
Esdeath: I only want to kiss Tatsumi!
Rose: DO IT OR YOU ALL DIE! *drives a military tank*
Maru: *evil aura* I'm gonna get you back for this~.
Leone: Oh Wave if you don't kiss Esdeath I'll show everyone the video of you dancing in your underwear to a Justin Bieber song~
Wave: *gasps* YOU WOULDN'T DARE!
Leone: *holding CD* Try me.
Wave: *quickly kisses Esdeath*
Esdeath: *Kisses Wave and immediately grabs the mouthwash*
Wave: *Grabs his own mouthwash and gargles it*
Esdeath and Wave: *spit simultaneously*
Wave: NOW GIVE ME THAT VIDEO!
Leone: *laughing* I lied! There was no video of you dancing at all! *falls on floor*
Wave: WHAT!?
Bulat and Lubbock: *comes out of the dressing room wearing the tux and dress*
Rose: Pfft! Hahahahahahaha! Lubbock you look hilarious! *falls off chair laughing*
Lubbock: *pissed off* Stop laughing Rose!
Bulat: But you do look pretty cute.
Lubbock: *Blushing*
Rose: And doesn't Bulat look handsome in the tux Lubba?
Lubbock: W-well, I suppose... *rubbing the back of his head*
Rose: This show has been torture for you has it?
Lubbock: Yes...
Rose: Okay time to salsa dance!
Lubbock: *whines* But why?!
Bulat: *Starts leading*
Rose: Lubba do you even know how salsa dance? *sees him stepping on Bulat's foot* I guess not.
Bulat: *winces*
Lubbock: I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THE SALSA BEFORE NOW MUCH LESS DANCED IT! CUT ME SOME SLACK!
Rose: Bulat teach the poor Grasshead to dance the salsa since you seem to be the person to be knowledgeable in the dance.
Bulat: *Salutes* Will do.
Lubbock: I AM NOT A GRASSHEAD!
Rose: Maru are you recording this?
Maru: *With a video camera* You bet I am~. Shishishi~.
*1 hour later*
Rose: Looks like you're getting the hang of it Lubba!
Lubbock: *Trips*
Rose: *notices him and Bulat fall on the floor* Nevermind.
Maru: Give us the next dare Rose!
Rose: Hold on! I need to snap picture of this! *snaps picture* Lubbock on top of Bulat! Who knew? There's an empty bedroom for you guys if you want to have some fun~ *winks*
Bulat and Lubbock: *blushing while going back to the dressing room*
Mine: And I thought Lubbock was the only pervert here…
Lubbock: *from the dressing room* I HEARD THAT!
Rose: *ignores* One of my dares is for Bulat we'll do it after they change. Here's one from Maru for Kurome and Seryu! Kill yourself's in the most painful way as possible.
Maru: *Laughing evilly in the background*
Rose: NOW DO IT OR ELSE MARU AND I WILL DO IT FOR YOU GUYS!
Kurome and Seryuu: *Kill themselves painfully* (By letting Korro eat them)
Bols: When did Seryu wake up?
Maru: *stops laughing*…I don't know.
Everyone except for the hosts: *anime fall*
Rose: *evil laughing* *hears Lubbock's voice from the bedroom* Did you guys hear that?
Maru: Shishishi~. Seems like we'll have to wait a little longer for those two~.
Rose: I didn't even think that they would take my words seriously. *hears a loud moan*
Maru: *looking between Wave and Run*
Wave: *shudders* Whatever you are thinking, I'm not gonna do it!
Run: *blushing*
Maru: Shishishi~.
Rose: Okay here's my dare for Wave and Run! Go on a date while Run wears a dress and Wave wears a tux!
Maru: Shishishi~. Go on~.
Wave: *blushing*
Run: And I will be wearing a dress for what reason exactly?!
Rose: So that people won't look at you two funny. How many times have you even seen dudes go on dates in public? Here's the dress! *gives him a long sleeved while silk dress that goes down to the floor with many layers on the skirt*
Wave: *sighs* I guess that's a good enough reason.
Run: *silently crying at the sight of the dress* But why?!
Rose: Wave put the tux on and shove Run inside the dress. I didn't spend $500 dollars on it for nothing!
Wave: *puts on the tux* *tries to get Run to strip*
Run: WHAT THE HECK WAVE?!
Rose: *gives everybody blindfolds*
Maru: *declines one*
Run: *swearing*
*we hear screams, cursing, and a moan or two*
~A while later~
Maru: Okay you can open your eyes now.
Run: *blushing in a dress*
Wave: *panting* That gave me more of an exercise than it should have.
Rose: *removes blindfold* Now I rented a romantic cruise ship for your date so go on! *shoves them out of the door*
Run and Wave: Aagh! *Fall down steps*
Wave: *on one knee holding Run bridal style* Just caught you.
Rose: Now who's next...*notices Bulat and Lubbock coming out of the bedroom with messy hair and clothes blushing like crazy*
Liver: Well I have nothing to say to you Bulat.
Maru and Leone: *rolling on the ground laughing*
Rose: *turns to Liver* When did you get here?
Liver: Uh... Sometime during the last dare?
Rose: At least you saw Bulat dancing with his princess *winks at the duo*
Liver: I honestly didn't need to see that.
Rose: Btw what where you two doing in that room?
Lubbock: N-none of your business.
Rose: *shrugs* Okay then. Here's my dare for Bulat! Kiss Lubbock full on the lips when he's not looking!
Bulat: Lubbock the boss is in her underwear!
Najenda: *face red with anger and embarrassment*
Lubbock: *looking away* Where!? Let me see that heaven!
Bulat: *kisses him*
Lubbock: Mmph!? *slowly closes eyes and kisses back*
Rose: *screaming loudly* OMG OMG OMG OMG!
Maru: *wincing* M-my ears...
Rose: *stops screaming* Hee Hee Sorry Maru. I couldn't help it.
Maru: *Rubbing ears* 'S okay.
Bulat and Lubbock: *on the floor*
Tatsumi: Oi! In the bedroom!
Bulat and Lubbock: *separates while blushing*
Rose: Okay Maru has dare for all of Nightraid. Do the Hokey Pokey! Yes Chelsea and Susanoo you have to do it.
Night Raid: What!?
Maru: Just do it!
Rose: *turns on the music* I wanna do it too! *starts dancing the Hokey Pokey*
Night Raid: *starts singing and dancing*
Maru: *rolling on the floor laughing*
Rose: *finishes dancing* That was fun!
Maru: *wiping eyes* That was funny.
Nightraid: *blushing*
Rose: Are Wave and Run back yet? And why are Sniffy and Jumpy chasing Chelsea?
Maru: I don't know...
*the door breaks down and a panting Wave and Run dash in*
Wave: Save us! We accidentally blew something up and now the Revolutionary Army is after us!
Maru: ... Weren't they always after you?
Rose: YOU TWO ARE PAYING FOR MY DOOR!
Wave: Okay, okay! Just hide us!
Punchy: *shoves them in a closet and locks the door*
Maru: Am I the only one who's reminded of Seven Minutes in Heaven?
Rose: I guess so because I never watched that anime before.
Chelsea: HELP! *still running from Sniffy and Jumpy*
Maru: Seven Minutes in Heaven is a game!
Akame: *saves Chelsea by giving them carrots*
Sniffy and Jumpy: *eating*
Cheslea: Thanks Akame. I owe you one.
Akame: *nods*
Rose: Eh!? *gets hit on the head* Ow! Ow! Take it easy on me Dammit!
Maru: *holding the pipe again* Basically you choose an item from a bin, and then you get thrown in a confined space with whoever owns that item for a while~.
Rose: YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE YOU HIT MY HEAD!?
Maru: Keshesheshe~.
Rose: *grumbling* Here's another dare from Maru but someone needs to kidnap the Emperor.
Syura: I'll do it!
Lubbock: *screams and clings to Bulat* I FORGOT HE WAS HERE!
Maru: Shishishi~. Go ahead~. He's so cute I just wanna hug him anyway~.
Najenda: I'm not sure if I should be scared or impressed that she wants to hug the Emperor.
Tatsumi: But why is Lubba freaking out because Syura is here?
Rose: DID YOU NOT SEE THE TORTURE HE WENT THROUGH IN THE MANGA TATSUMI!? I STILL HATE SYURA FOR DOING THAT TO HIM!
Syura: I'm still right here you know!
Rose: SHUT UP! *beats him with a bat*
Syura: OW! OW! STOP THAT!
Maru: I skipped that part. Too disturbing.
Rose: NOW SYURA GET OUT OF HERE AND KIDNAP THE EMPEROR BEFORE I REALLY DECIDE TO KILL YOU!
Syura: *scared* Y-Yes ma'am! *runs off*
Lubbock: * still clinging to Bulat while crying*
Rose: I guess he's still traumatized from the torture he went through.
Maru: Probably~.
Bulat: *whispering sweet nothings in Lubbock's ear while rubbing his back*
Rose: Let's get the birds out of the closet. *opens the door to see them kissing*
Wave: *pulls away gasping for breath* This isn't what it looks like! Honest!
Run: You're a terrible liar.
Rose: Come on out you two and you do realize that there was a security camera in there right?
Wave: *blushing*
Run: *fixing his ruined dress* Can I have my clothes back now?
Rose: Yes. Maru where are Run's clothes?
Kurome: *glaring furiously at Run*
Tatsumi: So how was the date?
Maru: *tosses Run his clothes and shoves him and Wave into an empty room* Wave, help him get changed. *walks over to Akame* Let me borrow Murasame.
Akame: *hands it over*
Maru: *stabs Kurome*
Kurome: *poison takes over* H-How dare you! *dies*
Rose: *blinks* Why'd you stab her?
Tatsumi: *hides behind Akame*
Maru: She was agitating the Rave shippers. She shouldn't exist anyway.
Syura: *comes back holding a small wiggling sack* I got him!
Maru: Excellent~. Set him there~.
Syura: *drops the sack and sits down*
Emperor: OW! I'LL HAVE YOU KILLED FOR THIS!
Maru: He's so cute! *cuddles him*
Emperor: W-what are you doing? *blushing*
Rose: Okay you little pipsqueak Maru dares you to make a law that all babies should be named Joe for an entire year!
Emperor: *scared* A-alright... I now degree that all babies must be named Joe for a year...
Maru: HE IS ADORABLE. The cute, narcissistic little brother I never had.
Lubbock: I REFUSE! IF MISS NAJENDA AND I HAVE A KID OF OUR OWN WE ARE NOT NAMING IT JOE!
Najenda: *blushing*
Bulat: *face red with anger*
Rose: Lubba I think you should run now...
Maru: Oh Lubba, you can just have one next year. *hugs the Emperor tightly*
Emperor: Ack!
Lubbock: CRAP! *runs away with Bulat chasing him*
Maru: *waves* See ya!
Rose: Okay while Lubbock is running for his life here's my dare for Akame. Don't eat meat for a day. We'll see how you last.
Maru: Shishishi~.
Akame: WHAT!?
Maru: *rolling on the floor laughing*
Rose: Susanoo please prepare a large amount of meat and set it in front Akame. We have to make sure she doesn't break.
Susanoo: Yes ma'am *goes to kitchen*
Akame: *fuming*
Susanoo: *comes back and puts a large plate of meat in front of Akame*
Akame: *glares at him*
Susanoo: *whispers* Sorry. *sits back in his seat*
Lubbock: *crawls in bruised and beaten up*
Bulat: *comes back with a glare on his face*
Maru: Oh, you two are back! *hugging the Emperor again*
Emperor: I'm being hugged...
Lubbock: *whimpering* Ow...
Maru: Um, who's safe at the moment... Oh Tatsumi, will you patch him up?
Tatsumi: *nods* Geez Lubba how do you get yourself in these situations? *puts bandages on his wounds*
Lubbock: Tatsumi if you open your mouth again the only thing you're going to get is my fist in it.
Tatsumi: *shuts up*
Maru: *laughing*
Rose: Wow a last minute dare for Susanoo.
Susanoo: Hm?
Rose: Make out with Najenda and tell her you love her and that she only belongs to you and not Lubbock. Oh yeah you have to do all of that in front of him.
Lubbock: What?!
Susanoo: ...But I don't like Miss Najenda like that...
Rose: Maru can you threaten him for me. I'm too tired of threatening people today.
Maru: *asleep using the Emperor as a teddy bear*
Rose: *blows an air horn at her face*
Maru: *wakes up* Dammit!
Rose: Sorry but you were choking the emperor. Also I need you to threaten Susanoo. If you do I'll have Wave and Run pose shirtless for you~
Maru: I'll do it! And I was, oh sorry Emperor.
Emperor: *gasping breaths while rubbing neck*
Maru: Okay then. *scary mode* Oh Susanoo~.
Rose: *shoves Susanoo in front of her*
Maru: If you don't do it I'll kill you myself~.
Susanoo: *eyes widen and recoils* Y-Yes ma'am! *quickly Najenda and kisses her on the lips in front of Lubbock*
Najenda: Mmph!?
Lubbock: *fuming*
Susanoo: *stops kissing her* Najenda I love you to till the very ends of the earth. You are mine and mine alone. You don't belong to Lubbock. You only belong to me.
Najenda: *blushing*
Maru: *covering the Emperor's eyes and ears*
Lubbock: *sobbing* WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME!?
Maru: Oh Lubba, we don't ALL hate you. Just most of us.
Lubbock: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FELL BETTER!
Maru: Shishishi~.
Rose: You know a lot people ship you with Susanoo and Leone. I support both ships.
Maru: Wait, me, Najenda, or Lubba?
Rose: *facepalms* Lubba
Lubbock: *blushes*
Maru: Okay. That makes so much more sense.
Leone: That will never happen!
Lubbock: *pouts*
Akame: Any more dares, or are we done with this chapter?
Rose: Where's Wave and Run?
Maru: I think they're in the closet again.
Rose: Punchy get the two lovebirds out of the closet!
Punchy: SQUEAK! (DON'T HAVE TO YELL!) *hops to the closet*
Wave and Run: *stumble out of the closet* We're out!
Punchy: *grabs them and brings them back*
Rose: Okay you two I promised Maru that you two have to pose shirtless for her so do it!
Wave: Say what?!
Punchy: Squeak! (Do it!)
Wave and Run: *takes of shirts and pose in front of Maru*
Kurome: *nose bleeding*
Run: This is so embarrassing...
Rose: *looks at Maru while snapping pictures*
Maru: Keshesheshe~. *grinning evilly*
Rose: Okay one last minute Truth for Tatsumi and then we are done with this episode! *checks computer* Yep! Just that truth and then we are done for today!
Tatsumi: Just get it over with already!
Rose: Okay who you would mostly likely marry from Nightraid?
Tatsumi: Um, Mine? She's the only one I've ever dated so...
Mine: *blushes*
Rose: Okay that's a wrap everyone! Now I'm gonna go and get ready for a date with my boyfriend! *runs to bedroom*
Characters: *turns to Maru* Rose has a boyfriend?
Maru: *still hugging the Emperor* Yup. He was introduced in Rose's other talkshow!
Lubbock: But she didn't update it for a year! I thought they broke up!
Maru: Maybe not? I don't know.
Olaf: *comes inside the studio wearing a tux while holding a bouquet of rose* Hello Maru!
Maru: Oh, the man of the moment. Come in, take a seat. Don't mind the random bickering, flirting, or people trying to kill each other in the background. Rose'll be out in a minute.
Olaf: *sits down next to her* It's nice to finally meet the famous Maru. Rose told me a lot about you.
Maru: Why thank you. What did she say?
Olaf: She said you're crazy yet hilarious at the same time and a little bit sadistic.
Maru: Oh, she's very accurate!
Rose: *comes out of the bedroom wearing a seafoam green floor length-dress* Olaf! I'm ready! *puts on silver heals*
Maru: See you guys later!
Olaf: *goes up me* Have fun!
Rose: Don't forget to tell everyone to review! *goes out the door with Olaf*
Maru: *waves at the camera* Okay people, you heard the girl! Review, and tell us if you like it! No flames please! *disappears in a poof of smoke*
Lubbock: *pops in front of the camera* DON'T REVIEW! *gets punched out cold by Punchy*