Hey! Sorry it took so long for a new chapter. Well I was busy. So anyways. This chapter is pretty much like the last one, y'know really hyper and crazy and random. Yes I added some new characters so just letting you know. By the way NO flames!
WARNING: Again there is swearing.
No I don't own anything! I promise.
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"HEY EVERYONE WAKE UP!" Rusty yelled at the top of his lungs.
"OH MY GOD! Oh sorry, Silverpaw." Graypaw said.
"Oh my god. Please don't yell, Rusty." Lionheart tried to persuade Rusty.
"It's okay, Graypaw." Silverpaw said very sweetly.
"Good!" Graypaw replied.
"Hello retards! Today we have a stupid new prisoner. He was stupid enough to walk right in our territory. He told us that he had to talk to Master Brokenstar! Like he would ever be able to! Not with me guarding the territory! Muhahahaha!" Stumpytail announced to everyone.
A mottled dark brown tom strutted in. He looked very full of himself. He sat down next to Silverpaw, proudly. Grawpaw glared at him silently.
"He is going to be filled up with food and eaten like u dumbasses too. HAHA! Have fun eating!" Stumpytail said happily and left strutting.
"WELL THIS IS AWESOME! NOW WE HAVE AN AWESOME FRIEND TO BE WITH!" Rusty yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Remember what I've said millions of times? Please be quiet, Rusty." Lionheart said quietly.
"OKAY I'LL TRY!" Rusty yelled back. Lionheart sighed.
"HEY! What about our food! We need some food, JEEZ!" Graypaw yelled after Stumpytail.
"SO WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!" Rusty yelled to the dark brown tom.
"Why should I talk a gay kittypet like you?" He said.
"I DON'T KNOW!" Rusty yelled back.
"Why are you yelling, it's freaking annoying." He said.
"Okay, let's get this settled. What's your name?" Graypaw said.
"Okay I guess I'll talk to you. My name is Mudclaw. And I'm handsome!" Mudclaw bragged.
Everyone stared at him silently and gave him weird looks. Silverpaw scooted silently and slowly over to Graypaw, still staring at Mudclaw.
"What? Did I say something? Something awesome?" Mudclaw said hopefully.
"Ehehe. Sure." Graypaw said.
"Hey Silverpaw. Aren't you bored with only guys in here?" Lionheart said.
"That was sooooo random. Haha!" Graypaw said laughing.
"Actually I'm not bored, Lionheart. Hehe. Actually I love being around the guys." Silverpaw replied glancing at Graypaw.
"Huh?" Graypaw said questionally.
"What? I didn't do anything." Silverpaw said blinking.
"HAHAHA! YEAH RIGHT, GIRL!" Rusty yelled.
"What?!" Graypaw said.
"SHE GLANCED AT YOU! ISN'T THAT AMAZING!" Rusty said.
Silverpaw and Graypaw just glanced at each other silently saying, "What is wrong with him?"
"Hey you! Silverpaw! Look over here! Hehe!" Mudclaw said winking.
Silverpaw just stared at him like he was crazy and said, "Whatever, dumbass."
'Oh my god! What did u just call me!?" Mudclaw said amazed.
"Oh nothing." Sliverpaw said smirking. Mudclaw just glared back.
"Hey! Why aren't you guys eating anything! JEEZ! I thought I told you to eat a whole bunch!" Stumpytail said walking in the hole.
"Umm, well you didn't exactly give us any god damn food, stupid" Graypaw said.
"Stop saying naughty words meanies." Lionheart said.
"What?! I didn't say anything." Graypaw said innocently.
"Oh, maybe it was someone else…hmm I could've sworn…" Lionheart muttered quietly.
"Eh, ok then." Graypaw said.
"OK, fine here's your god damn food! Eat up retards! MUHAHAHA!" Stumpytail said laughing evilly.
"Now that he's gone. Let's see what we can do with this food." Mudclaw said.
"Ok! I have a great idea, how about we split it, between Siverpaw and me?! Haha!" Graypaw said and took all the food shoving half of it down his face.
"Wan' some Siverpaw?" Graypaw said mouth full of food.
"Sure!" Silverpaw said giggling.
Everyone else was staring at them amazed.
"GIVE ME SOME FOOD!" Rusty yelled.
Silverpaw and Graypaw glanced up at Rusty with food all over their mouths.
"HAHA! You guys look retarded with food all over you!" Mudclaw said, "That would never happen to me because I am a very neat cat. Also did you know; that I am one of the best warriors in Windclan?! I bet you did! I BET YOU HAVE ALL HEARD OF ME! HAHAHA!"
"Um actually I haven't…ehehe." Graypaw said.
"YES YOU HAVE! IF I SAY YOU HAVE THEN YOU HAVE! WANT A PIECE OF MY SKILLS?!" Mudclaw said meanly and maniacally.
"SURE! YOUR ON!" Graypaw said all hyped up on his food.
Graypaw pounced on Mudclaw with his claws in. Batting him worthlessly.
"Hey Graypaw! You need to put your claws out!" Silverpaw said laughing.
"OH YEEEAAAHH!" Graypaw replied.
"OW JEEZ DON'T SCRATCH ME STUPID APPRENTENCE! YOUR GONNA GET IT NOW!" Mudclaw said trying to scratch Graypaw but couldn't hit him hard enough.
"HAHA! What kind of fight is this! It's not even hard, haha!" Graypaw said happily, scratching the hell out of Mudclaw.
"OWWWWwwwwwwwww…." Mudclaw screamed slowly getting quieter.
"HEY! WHAT'S ALL THAT NOISE IN THERE! JEEZ IT SOUNDS LIKE A DYING ELEPHANT!" Stupytail yelled inside the hole slowly walking in.
"Oh it's just Mudclaw, he's being retarded squealing like a retarded giraffe. Ha!" Graypaw said happily, "I just kicked his ass! And he said he was the best warrior! Psssshhhh that's bullshit. Haha!"
"Great! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BEAT UP YOUR FELLOW CATS! JEEZ! DUMBASS!" Stumpytail angrily said, "It doesn't make them as yummy to eat. Oh my god are you stupid or what?!"
"Oh my god…oh my god…oh my god…How can this be happening! I saw someone getting beat up!" Lionheart said hyperventilating.
"Jeez were you ever in a battle before?" Silverpaw said.
"Yea he was, but he's just having his little moment right now. I was probably the most unlucky Thunderclan cat ever to have HIM as my mentor." Graypaw said sighing.
"OK! SHUT THE HELL UP AND EAT! DON'T FIRT OR TALK JUST EAT AND SLEEP! JEEZ CANT YOU UNDERSTAND OUR RULES! HA! Retards. Okay. I'm leaving. But! Just reminding you there's not much time left now so you better eat yourselves up! MUHAHAHAHAHA!" Stumpytail said laughing hysterically and stomping up the hole.
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THE END OF CHAPPIE 2! MUHAHAHAHA! Ok remember no flames and I hope u like it. It might not have been as good as the last cuz I haven't written in a LONG time! So yup see ya next time! Haha!
