Howdy! Here's another stupid one shot for undertale. this one is one in a series i may or may not do based on Underswap! AU Characters. Enjoy!
She watched the Human walk along the glowing grass path's. She was sweating from excitement and fear. "Oh, man. What if I can't keep them away from Alphys?" Undyne muttered worryingly(if that's a word) pacing around her lab in Waterfall. She watched them go through the underground, making friends of everyone. she couldn't let Alphys take her soul. An idea was screaming at her in the back of her head, but she couldn't figure out what it was. She called Napstablook to bounce things off him. "Yo! Wassup Undyne? Heard any of my sick new tracks yet?" Blook exclaimed as he picked up his cell. "O-Oh hi N-Napstablook. Everything's okay here, but i was hoping to get your help on something. " She sounded like a total nerd. "Anything for you, Brah. What do you need?" She sighed in relief when he agreed. She laid out a basic plan to keep the human stalled in Waterfall long enough for Undyne to convince Alphys that the Human wasn't a threat. Napstablook listened intently, make several exclamations of "Woah," and "Radical!" throughout. A few hours later she was switching frantically between talking to Alphys and the human on the phone. Undyne was in for a very long day.
7 Hours Later…
Napstablook looked at the Human near the entrance of Hotland. "LIsten up, dude(dudette?), I have some truth to lay down." The human was looking at him curiously. they had been being helped against the "Out of Control Robot" by Undyne. But, Napstablook knew he needed to tell the truth. "Undyne has been lying to you. She sees you as another character in her little animes." He felt bad going behind Undyne's back but he needed to get to the human world. he needed to become a true star. "Don't worry human. I'll make sure to make your last moments. ABSOLUTELY, RADICAL!" He yelled as he revealed his true form. the human gasped. Napstablook was now a humanoid, with a light blue DJ outfit. his new black hair was hanging down over his eyes which he flicked out of his eyes. The battle began, a ratings graph to the side of the battle. "Listen up, bro(brah?), this is how it works. If either of us gets hurt, we get ratings, if you eat anything that's a bodacious brand, we get more ratings. if you do something cool, we get ratings. You better not eat anything disgusting or we'll lose viewer's." He started playing some sick tracks. the show started. He pulled out all the stops, using his music as a weapon, the disco ball of death, even the robotic backup singers. but the human just dodged, danced, and the ratings skyrocketed. eventually, after one final musical onslaught. the battle paused. Napstablook answered the phone. "Oh. Hi Blook. I just wanted to call and say that I love your show. I kinda guessed… but is this the last episode?" The voice was one the Human recognized as Mettaton, A ghost they had met briefly in the ruins. "Well I've talked alot. Bye." Napstablook was yelling out as he hung up. "Metta, wait-," then all the other callers came in. with each one Napstablook realized more and more that all the monsters relied on him. he was the only light in this world. "Human. Go to the surface. It's not time for me to leave. Human's have their own music. But the Monster's only have me." A beep caught both their attention. "Welp. there go my batteries. See you in the next episode, dude(dudette?), you're radical." With that humbly said, he shut off with a slow whirr.
For everyone rooting for my blood please hear me out. I honestly wasn't to sure how I was going to write Napstablook, and for some reason he turned into a skater, or something. I'm sorry if I offended you or anything. anyway remember to follow, fav and tell me what scenes you want to see in writing.
-Jarhead
PS: Please dont say anything discouraging in the reviews. my own self esteem is small enough.