Hoi! I'm Te- Nu Im actally Narimu Neggi! nUT DAT STUPD TAIME TING FOM BSENT GAYME. i HVE CURRWCTGRAMMR nd atHT thta. ftr the corps wre gne nd disckekc orbwhtevar te monovrnedom baka satn us all 6t b3d. Dun ask me wy.

I wke up t 3 AM fr se=m resoan. I fiz me hair (itz vilet) nd me neko eras. Im' an nako! dun qustion ma. question the white haired shark trash - wit wtf. Wut drgs da authro on. I den wnt ta slep bcus i ws slppy as fck.

Wen I wke up I saw two am gurl with hot pnk hair tut ws 10 faet lngag wt pirple strks ad kawaii raibw etes. I kew wu i ws.

"UUUUU R MIKAKO SAWANDA!" I scrememed t Mikao Swanda. Mikakooo gsped.

"HOW DI U KNOOO? HXXXXX!"

"NUU"

"YEEE"

"NAO" I ylled pncchjing hr wth me awsom pawers. ten she died the end - BT WAT.

Miako ten cursd ma bfor leving to mke 12 trilln bebies wth Money-kun. i wntd hmm bt nu. tan i fll alsep ad dremt of me authir.

Author-chan sat on her bed looking at the terrible stories she'd sinned the world with.

"What have I done." Then she decided to make it better by adding her characters in.

i wke up t the rlsin f nw chartrs. WEE. I wke evrysn ese up and trped unto the gayteria wer two peple wre.

"whu r u!" i ylled t tem.

"Nevres I can't see the colours of these sues are blinding me." Ta grl/by/idk/egg ws cvering hr rght ete - tir lfr ne ws bnged.

"i Aint sue btch." i scremad dn trd to pnch he egg. thy dodhed bcaause haxx wngs.

"Asod I think we should leave - it's a troll fanfiction for this Dangan Ronpa thing with some sues."

"fack u" ta nrmal peeps sid bt da egg ndded.

"Let's go. I need some serious drugs to forget this ever happend." Tey den vsnished lving us wth the moncorhma fckar.

"I seu mt ta sue and stu." sid the robut while author chan cried as she worked hard on them bt nune cres bout hr.

"wht thr nms." we ll sd.

"apprtmyl Asod and Nevres. thts incrrt gremmr teir."

"ys tey sd and isted fo nd liek wey." sid evreysne bet ma snce i wes crsed t ba dumv.

ten i cred liek azusa tachibannana tu gat atentision. i opned me muth nd sid me secach fo aeseomewenss.

What is that speech?

Will it be crap?

Will Narimu be cursed and die for the goodness of humanity?

Will more characters of FireFury's appear? (yesmaryllishastoappear)

Find out on the next crappy chapter of whatever this story is called oh screw it temmie cooleg naow.

Mikako Sanada belongs to fangirlandotaku.