Dear shippers of the Naruto series, Why!

by ChaosbeastspiritX

Someway, and somehow, Various Naruto characters have decided to use the internet for whatever reason, and has stumbled upon this site, and read some of the stories. Tune in to find out there replies to some of the pairings various authors have put up! Will contain cussing and other words, so you have been warned!

2. From Sasuke Uchiha

Dear wonderful Personal shippers.

This is Sasuke Uchiha writing this. As of now, I have locked Naruto in a closet, with ramen so he won't interfere with what I am writing. Now time to say what I have always wanted to say when I stumbled upon the Naruto/Sasuke Stories.

I want to thank you. You have given me so much blackmail to use upon Naruto, and some of the stories have given me some ideas to tourture him with.

Now if you excuse me, I need to go look for some of that green jumpsuit that Lee wears, and scare Naruto when he gets out of the closet after eating all that ramen.

From yours truly,

Sasuke Uchiha.