Super Smash Bros. Adventure

Disclaimer: I must admit I do not own the Characters of the Super Smash Bros. Series. They belong to their rightful owners; For example, Mario belongs to Shigeru Miyamoto, Sonic the Hedgehog belongs to Yuji Naka, Crash Bandicoot belongs to Jonathan Eubanks and TY the Tasmanian Tiger belongs to Michael Twigg. I hope you'll enjoy the story. Sorry if I have to put non-Nintendo characters in the story, but as you can see, time has to change since Solid Snake, the main character of the Metal Gear Solid Series, made his debut in Super Smash Bros. Brawl for Nintendo Wii. Thank you! … OH! And uh… Kim Possible Belongs to Disney & Buffy Summers Belongs to Mutant Enemy. In OTHER words, Super Smash Bros. Is the property of HAL Laboratory.

Chapter 2: The Mother-Daughter Discussion

Stage: Princess Peach's Castle

Characters: Silver the Hedgehog, Blaze the Cat, Princess Peach Toadstool, Toadsworth, Dr. Mario, Nurse Lucinda McCloud-Toadstool, Chocky the Chocobo??? and Aku Aku

Castle Toadstool, owned by the new Queen, Sylvia "Peach" Toadstool, who is avenging her father, the Mushroom King, who just passed away a week ago from the old age, was the most beautiful palace in the Mushroom Kingdom. Queen Peach (Not married, yet, but still a Queen) was Chatting with her new friends, Silver the Time-Traveling Hedgehog, Blaze the Cat from the Parallel Universe and the wise Tiki mask Aku Aku. Chocky the anthropomorphic Chocobo (who is the Toadstool family pet), Nurse Lucinda McCloud-Toadstool (Peach's adoptive teenage daughter) and Dr. Marvin Mario (Mario's identical older brother) arrived on Queen Peach's balcony (if it weren't for Chocky's rescue outside of the Egg Carrier, Dr. Mario and Nurse Lucinda would fall to their death). "Mother," Lucinda shouted as she rushed to the Queen, "Very terrible news about the Egg Car—!"

"Lucinda," Queen Peach said as she gets a little upset, "We've been over this; you will only talk to me after I'm done talking with the others."

"Your highness," Toadsworth suggests, "Would it be alright if I handle this while you have a discussion with your daughter? Whatever Lucinda's saying might be important. Remember last time?"

"Yes, Toadsworth," Queen Peach answered, "And that's…"

"When Uka Uka and Dr. Cortex were invading the Mushroom Kingdom with their army of anthropomorphic Creatures of this kingdom," Aku Aku said and realized, "… Okay, so all creatures of the Mushroom Kingdom are anthropomorphic, but those creatures were mutated."

"Good point, Aku Aku," Queen Peach said to the wise mask, "Toadsworth, do as you must. Lucinda and I are going to have a little chat."

At the Throne Room, Queen Peach was a bit disappointed that she didn't get a chance to chat with her guests. "Didn't you realize what rule number you've broken in the rule book of royalty?" Queen Peach asked Lucinda.

"Rule No. 64," Nurse Lucinda answered, "Never interrupt while the King/Queen/Prince/Princess is talking to guests."

"That's Right, Lucinda," the Queen said to Lucinda, "And if you want to keep your Medic privileges, you need to stop interrupting me during chats, if you don't stop, things will get butt ugly. So… what is it that's needed for you to tell me?"

"Here's the truth, mother," Lucinda explained to her guardian, "Chocky, Dr. Mario and I were undercover at the Egg Carrier as told by Toadsworth. He told us that Dr. Pauline Gadd's not feeling right, so he gave us two capsules and Chocky flew us to the Egg Carrier. Dr. Mario and I told Chocky to stay outside while we go undercover and we hid ourselves into two Toxic Waste cans. We sneaked into the bridge without anyone noticing us. I didn't believe my eyes or ears; not only Pauline was on the bridge along with Dr. Eggman, but I also saw Red the Evil Dragon, Sir Grodus, Tatanga, Count Bleck, Rudy The Clown, Smithy, Fawful, Black Doom, Doom's Eye, some… Genie person, Dr. N. Oxide, N. Trance, the Cloaked Nightmare, King K. Rool, Emperor Velo XXVII, the Mighty Uka Uka, Former Monsters, Inc. CEO Henry J. Waternoose, Chum Bucket owner Sheldon J. Plankton, Space Pirate King Ridley, Galactic Bounty Hunter Psy-Crow, Team Rocket Leader Giovanni Ketchum and Kim Possible's Arch enemies, Shego and Dr. Drakken."

"And your point…?"

"My point is… Pauline introduced the other villains to the ultimate weapon to end you and Mario's life called 'Giga Bowser'. She created it from both Bowser's DNA and Black Doom's Blood. She had her heart set on Mario before the time he met you, Mother. Pauline is jealous of you."

Peach was embarrassed. Mario did tell her about the break-up between the two, but he has a fear that Pauline wont live with the fact that their relationship's over. "I… I don't understand," Queen Peach said as she shivered with fear, "Pauline and I have been friends for years ever since childhood. Prof. Elvin Gadd introduced me to Pauline when we were 6 years of age. I helped her with her experiments. She helped me with my royal duties. I introduced Pauline to Mario, which I shouldn't do in the first place, when I saw her falling in love with him, I was heartbroken, but Mario didn't tell me that he loved me that time. Mario did rescue her from the Original Donkey Kong at the building in construction and his son at the Super Mini Mario World Theme Park that Pauline designed for Mario. When he saved Pauline from Donkey Kong's son, I had a worry that Pauline might marry him. I forbid it to happen, so I left the castle after leaving a word to my father and rode Chocky to Super Mini Mario World. I gave Chocky a veggie as I told him to stay put and when I spotted Mario and Pauline at the dining area, I was really pissed off. I ran to the table where Mario and Pauline were, strangled Pauline's neck and angrily told her, 'Pauline!! You bitch!! You low down dirty dog!! I can't believe you've been going out with MY Mario, You sick bastard!!' and Pauline was all 'F—k you, Princess Bitch!! Mario never gave a s—t about you in his god damn life!!' then Mario interrupted us and was all 'Actually, Pauline, I have cared about Princess Peach for a very long time even before I've met you!' and Pauline asked why Mario didn't tell her earlier then Mario replied 'I tried to, Pauline, but you went over the edge blabbing about you and your damn biological newborn child that you abandoned in K-2L!' Pauline was all frightened and like 'How dare you bring Samus into this argument, Mario!? I didn't even remember the guy who just f—ked me!! I was thinking it was you, but… you won't be able to believe me if I told you that you were the one who impregnated me!' and Mario was all 'Pauline, Samus wasn't my daughter and you know it!' and Pauline was like 'we should've taken the DNA test as a family. … Sick Bastard!' then she put the Mini Mario on the ground and destroyed it with her left foot and angrily scolded to Mario 'If you want rides, you better build them yourself!! I QUIT!!' then she left Super Mini Mario World for good. Before Pauline left the Theme Park, Chocky stared at Pauline like she was attractive. Pauline looked angrily at Chocky and shouted 'YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, BOCO!?' (On Popstar, 'Boco' means 'Jackass'! However, On Final Fantasy V, there was a Character that is a chocobo named 'Boco', meaning in the Popstaroid Version, the Chocobo was named 'Jackass' which is the reason why most people on Popstar don't like playing that game!) as she strangled Chocky continuously. While I saw her strangling my father's royal chocobo pet, I pulled up my father's Rule Book of Royalty and looked up Rule No. 128 and that rule stated 'A citizen who assault batteries the pet/member of the royal family must suffer the consequences', so I stopped Pauline from strangling Chocky, calmed Chocky down, grabbed Pauline by her throat and told her angrily 'Pauline, I forbid you to get 50, 100 nor 150 feet closer to my Mario, my pet nor my royal family!! If I catch you getting any closer to either of them, even if it takes assault battering them, I will have my father summon the Toadstool National Agency Military to storm your laboratory, track you down and put you on lethal injection!! YOU HEAR ME, BITCH!?' Pauline replied by shaking her head vertically and I put her down, then I told her 'Now leave my sight before I'll call the Military to lethal inject you!!' Pauline sadly walked all the way home. Deep down, she was more of sad than angry because the way I punished her threatened her life. I didn't mean to upset Mario nor Pauline, but I didn't know the right way to say it. You see, Lucinda, that event I had before the time my father and I met you at the Disownment Center."

"Gees, Mother," Lucinda said as she got really frightened, "Were you a little too harsh on Pauline? She was once your childhood friend, now you're treating her like she's your answer to Mario's Wario!"

"You're right, Lucinda, I was a little too harsh, but that's the way of being a Queen or Princess, sometimes."

Suddenly, Professor Elvin Gadd, the Nobel-Prize-Winning-Scientific father of Pauline, has entered the thrown room where Peach and Lucinda were having a little conversation. Prof. E. Gadd said, "Princess Peach, sorry to interrupt, but…"

"It's Queen Peach, Now," Peach corrected, "My father passed away a week ago, so I had to take over according to the will!"

"Sorry… 'Queen Peach'! I got it! As I was saying, I didn't mean to interrupt, but as you can see, my daughter, Dr. Pauline Daniela Gadd, has gone criminally insane; she was training the Black Koopaling resembling Bowser, Jr. that she created from Bowser's and Black Doom's DNA until that koopaling grows as twice as big as Bowser, himself. I tried to stop her, but the Wireframes and the Polygons that she created keep driving me out of her lab."

"About the Black Koopaling your daughter created, Professor," Nurse Lucinda asked, "Were you talking about 'Giga Bowser'?"

"Yes, and if we don't act quickly, Lucinda, that Koopaling will somehow end the life of Mario and your mother!"

Meanwhile, in Queen Peach's Dungeon, Pauline and little Giga Bowser sneaked in there to get closer to the ice cube-shaped cell containing the mysterious figure with mechanical arms and a metal left half of the face. The Black Koopaling had a solution; he made a boomerang out of fireballs, just like Bowser did, and melted the ice prison with it. The figure laughed maniacally and said, "Thank you, fair lady, for having that weapon to free me!" and kissed Pauline gently in her lips. "I don't even know your name," Pauline said to the figure.

"I am Smash Toadstool, the king among mayhem and destruction, the prince of the Mushroom Kingdom and the former heir of the Mushroom King."

"Were you related to Peach?"

"Of course… She was my sister. And who are you, by name?"

"Pauline, your Highness. But if you're a Prince, why were you held prisoner?"

"I was going to take my father's place as King of the Mushroom Kingdom. But that fortune telling hedgie, Silver, told my father and sister that if I become King, I would raise high taxes on all sponges which includes the elderly, the little children and, of course, the poor people. That's how my father angrily froze me into this Icicle prison. I hate that white hedgie so much, I wish he dies! No matter, I will get my revenge on my younger sister, yet, and then the Mushroom Kingdom will be mine!"

"So you want revenge on the same woman I'm after, huh? Why not you quit the royal responsibilities and stick with me and Giga Bowser, that way, we'll join forces to kill Peach and Mario, together?"

"Certainly, I will. This will add to my OWN SELFISH AND EVIL PLANS!!"

Meanwhile, back at the thrown room, while Queen Peach was talking to her friends, including her Daughter, Lucinda, and her Daughter's Boss, Dr. Mario, Peach heard the cackle of her Evil older brother, Prince Smash, who is now free from his Icicle prison. "Prince Smash is free!" Queen Peach shockingly said, "How can it be? There's a great evil in our hands!"

"I think Pauline might have something to do with this s—t," Aku Aku said telepathically.

"And who the hell is he calling 'fortune teller'?" Silver asked, "I'm a time traveler! AND I AIN'T NO HEDGIE!!" (Silver doesn't know the fact that "hedgie" is what a hedgehog is called in Mario's World!)

"We must stop them," Toadsworth demanded, "My Queen; can we summon the TNA Soldiers after them?"

"We're already too late," Toad shouted as he ran to the thrown room, "Prince Smash and Dr. Pauline Gadd already teleported from the dungeon back to Pauline's Laboratory!"

"Mother, Pauline is getting really desperate, now," Lucinda said as she scratched her scalp.

"Only one thing to do," Queen Peach said as she shouts from the top of her lungs, "WOOSTER!!"

"You called your highness?" The royal family butler asked as he arrived at the thrown room.

"Bring me the Cell phone. I need to call Mario. He's the only one who can confront people like Pauline herself."

"As you wish, Madam."

END OF CHAPTER 2