Disclaimer i don't own Naruto or saiyaku wa boku o suki sugiru, which this is a crossover with!

"You are now dismissed head back to your home rooms" the chairmen announces. As everyone started to leave out I feel someone grab my wrist I look back to see it's none other than Uchiha Sasuke!

"Come with me" he said keeping his head down pulling me through the crowd. Once we were outside I Felt my back hit the wall, and a hand slam next to my face. Yup he knows, I know!

I feel my breath get hitched in my throat as I look into his onyx eyes it's as though they hold all the secrets in the world, and one secret that he didn't want me to know. I turn my head away from him unable to withstand that strong gaze any longer, I need to say something but what!

"tch" he sucked his teeth, moving back a little, and dropping his arm. "Why out of all people did it have to be you?" it was more so said to himself then to me.

Moving a little away from the wall, I cross my arms I tend to do this when I'm put on the defense. "What had to be me?" I ask.

He looks at me as though I have two heads, which shocked me because I thought he only had one facial expression, "don't you know?" was all he said, as if it was common knowledge, as if I'd be asking if I knew, and he called me slow.

"What is it exactly that I'm supposed to know?"

"About me, you know about me right?" he stresses out.

"Oh! You mean how you have daddy issues, dude I totally knew that, but don't worry I won't tell anyone, I know it can be a touchy subject" I say as I wave my hand dismissing the fact.

"Wha-…wait…HUH!"

"You know that I found out about the fact that you have daddy issues, because you think I can read minds right?"

"…."

"Or is it that you can read minds, and you realized that I had a suspicion that you have daddy issues, which is right, and so you brought me back here to ask me not to tell anyone"

There was a brief moment of silence, I looked at Sasuke as he looked at me, looking at him this must really be a touchy subject for him huh.

"Number one you're a dickhead, number two I cannot read minds, though I must add as a side note that you're not the first person to think this" he let a sigh slip from his mouth, while raising a hand to his forehead pushing back his bangs. "And last I DON'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES"

It was at this moment that a group of first year boys proceeded to walk past us, "isn't the taller one Uchiha Sasuke the new class rep", "yea, but forget that did you just hear what he said!" "Yea, yea, that he has daddy issues, ha I bet the girls won't be thinking he's hotshit after they hear this" as the last one finished his sentence they turned to look at us, only to all run away after doing so.

As I look over to Sasuke, he seems to be giving off what one would call the vibe of death, he was glaring so hard at them that I'm surprised that one of them didn't catch on fire, ops never mind one of their heads is one fire I hope they'll be able to find a fire extinguisher.

"Now back to what I was saying dobe" his voice was laced with annoyance "and since you have proven yourself far move stupider then what I gave you credit for, I'm just going to get straight to the point, take your blazer off" he say it as though it is normal to ask another guy to strip.

I raise an eyebrow at him, asking saliently is he for real? He just give me a head nod, seeing as though I know I'm not going to get out of this situation I decide to play along, I then precede to take my blazer off "happy?" I say in a dry tone.

"Very" he says sarcastically, I roll my eyes, he then came closer to me, reaching out his hand he grips onto my left arm, and proceeded to pull up my shirt's sleeve, he guises at the patches on my arm before ripping them off!

"eeeehhhh" I blush at the sound of my girlishly manly scream "what the fuck Uchiha!" he goes to say a quick sorry, but I can totally tell he doesn't mean it.

I immediately look down at my arm to see if there was any damage, I'm already messed up as is, but there was known, I mean my arm was completely cleared no scares what so ever it's as if I was never in an accident today.

"How did you know, I would be gone" I say astonished "and how did you know I was hurt in the first place" I follow up.

"Hn, such as hassle, just shut up and look" he then took of his blazer also and lifted up his arms to show a fresh set of wounds, but not any wounds no they were mine I could tell because one of them was oddly shaped, the nurse had pointed it out as she cleaned me up. My hand unconsciously goes to touch it, only to have it slapped away.

"Don't touch it dobe!" he says.

"what does this mean?" feeling at a loss of words, does stuff like this happen in real life, am I being fucked with, am I still dreaming, I go to pinch my arm, and wince at the pain I also hear a yelp from Sasuke " you felt that? How?"

"Listen. Dobe. You mustn't get hurt" he said as he started to walk away.

"Wait don't go! At least tell me way this is happening" I yell out to him all he did was shrug his shoulders as he walked into the building. Riiiiinnnng, shit that's the bell I better get to class it's not even 12 o'clock, and yet I already feel like this day has been too long.

Kiba, Shikamaru, and me head into the locker room to get changed for gym, i go to my locker, pull out my t-shirt, and shorts, and head over to the shower stalls to get changed,i never felt to comfortable getting changed in front of everyone, plus there is Sai...i knew Sai since middle school, and the kid just sometimes freaks me out, like there no other way to describe him expect for just being weeeeeiirrrddd, he always has this fake smile on his face, and i swear he is always looking at me! he used to call me 'dickless' all the time back then too! like he knows anything about my G.I. jumbo down there the bastard. After i'm done changing i head into the gym, and walk over to the guys, Kiba seem to mad about something, as usual, this time he's walking in a circle while grabbing at his hair, it's a pretty funny sight.

"whats wrong with him this time" i asked shika.

"Tch, besides the fact that he's mental?" he then points to the direction of the basketball court. "he's mad because Uchiha is taking all the girls attention, something about 'the piece of shit is good at sports too, and is ruining his high school debut' i personally say is was ruined since the day he was born" he said laughing.

"I agree" i say letting a smile slip on my face, don't get us wrong me love Kiba but kid dreams way to big, if anyone was going to have a high school debut it was me, i mean really who can resist these baby blues, but back on topic.

I look over to the court, and just like shikamaru said the girls was going wild as Sasuke ran back and forth making a shot here and there, why the hell isn't he sweating! after a couple of goes around the court Ii would start to feel like a fat kid on a twinkies only diet, don't get me wrong i'm as fit as i can be but i am asthmatic so there is only so much i can do. I take a moment to look at his arm, he now has bandages covering up the marks, and my arm remains clear as ever, what does he know that i don't, and why won't he tell me! Forget it i don't have time to worry about stuff like this, time for me to make my debut too.

"Shika, Kiba lets go" i nod my head over to the direction of the court. Just as we were about to head out, a man walks in with the most thickest bushiest, and just straight up outrageous eyebrows i ever saw in my life! and No ew, is that a green onesie he is wearing, i think i'm gonna be sick it fits him in all the wrong places, a nipple! i see a nipple poking out! This is just wrong someone set my face on fire before i have to starch my own eyes out, this should be against the law.

"Dude who the hell is that guy" Kiba said in disgust.

"Oh that's Might Gai-Sensei, he is our gym teacher" a voice said from behind us.

"Oh-Whao! Sai man you can't keep doing that creepy walking up on people thing, its scary as fuck, and it doesn't help that your as pale as a ghost either" Kiba screeched out, he has ghost issues.

"I'm sorry Kiba-kun" Sai said not really seeming all too sorry, like i said the guys a freak, our gym teacher seems to be a freak of nature, but Sai is just i don't even know, you know how there is certain things in life that you know you just shouldn't mess with well Sai is that things to me. Arghhh he's looking at me again!

"Hello Naruto-kun" he says while giving me that fake smile thing he does, he make me sick, okay not really but still.

"listen Sai i told you a million time drop the 'kun' it's weird, and frankly you are too, and why are you always looking at me?!" i didn't mean to say this much but hey what the hell its a new school year i beat death today i'm fucking untouchable, i look over to him, waiting for my reply.

"Rape" is what he said.

"Rape?" is what i questioned.

"Yes Naruto, rape is always the answer" this fucker looks dead serious too, i bet he's a baby shaker too "see you in the shower stalls Naruto-kun" he said as he walked over towards the rest of the class.

"Welp Naruto it seems there's a hit out on you as literally hahaha" Kiba said laughingly as he also walked over to the rest of the class too.

"As much as i rather not comment on this...if i were you i'd skip showering today, cause y'know, Sai is known to pull people outta the shower if they take to long, remember that time in middle school after baseball practice?" Shikamaru ask.

Back during baseball club, showers, hmmmm "Oh man yea, dude it was when Yuki shot past Sai into the last stall, But the thing was that Sai didn't do anything until the poor guy just started showering, who pulls someone out of a shower that they just started, Yuki must had just got the water to the right temperature too"

"I think your missing the Point Naruto"

"what? i just won't take too long i the shower" i say plainly.

"...I hope you drop the soap"

"how'd you know! i always seem to drop it when i'm showering the bottle is so slippery"

"i pry you never go to jail Naruto" and with that Shikamaru walked away, what's his problem.

"okay for the rest of the class period we're going to have a basketball match, winning team gets to have a free period of gym and losers have to go through my training of youth program!" everyone started to whisper as Guy-sensei finished.

"Um how will the teams be picked Sensei" some kid asked.

"Such a good youthful question! see this hat" he motion towards the hat in his hand that magically appeared, and then dug in his onesie pocket and pull out a bunch of blue and red paper, he proceeded to put them in the hat "you will each pick a piece of paper out of the hat which will be the color blue or red, now get in a straight line, when i walk up to you close your eye and pick this way i know you aren't just picking a team full of the best players it has to be fair and youthful!" he then came to each of us and let us pick.

"okay split into your teams game starts in 3 minutes, it'll be a half hour long" with that he walked over to the bleachers.

"Shikamaru, Kiba what colors you guys got i'm blue" they held up their papers Shikamaru had blue while Kiba had red.

"damn why am i the only red!" he whined.

"I am also red Kiba-kun" Sai once again randomly popped up.

"dude, for real you gott-" Kiba was cut off.

"Red team left court, blue team right court, get in your spots, lets begin" Guy said.

Just at that moment Uchiha walked past me, my arm reached out to grab him, he jerked back giving me a odd look.

"what?" he asked.

"your team, what team are you on?" all he did was held up his paper, red huh, good that works out just fine Mwahahaha cough cough ah my lung, gotta work on that evil laugh thing.

"I'm blue, hey listen, if my team wins you tell me whats the deal with us okay" as say as we both start to make our way to the court.

he raised a fine eyebrow "and if i win?" he asked.

"think of something while you play, it's not like you're going to win tho, see you on the court ice bitch" i say as i run over to my team, i can feel his eye twitching at me, what? i feel like its a fitting name for him.

"Okay ready begin!" with the sound of the whistle Guy-sensei threw the ball up into the air.

I thought it wold be a perfect place to stop!,

Thanks everyone for reading the story got a crap ton views in only the first day you guys are awesome, ill try to update every 2-3 weeks depending on my work load at school T_T, until next time bye!