"Martina, how many pieces of Shabranigdo are there?"
"6?"
"7. Lina, what are the Water Dragon King's remaining thoughts stored in?"
"The Claire Bible."
"Correct. Zelgadis-"
"Bank."
"When was the War of the Monsters' Fall fought?"
"About 1000 years ago."
"Correct. Gourry-"
"Me?" Gourry asked, looking behind him.
Xellos sweatdropped. "Yes, you."
"OH! ... What?"
"What is the weapon that Gourry Gabriev carries?"
"Uh... Could you repeat the question?"
"What is the weapon that Gourry Gabriev carries?"
"Uh... Coule you repeat the question?"
"No," Xellos replied, smirking.
"Hmmmmmmmmmm........ Hmmmmmmmmmm.......... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm......." Gourry thought, the other contestants glaring at him as well as all of the audience. "............ HUH?!?!"
Everyone fell over anime style. Getting back up, Xellos said, "Incorrect. The correct answer is 'The Sword of Light'."
"HEY! I have the Sword of Light!" Gourry declares.
"Yare, yare," Xellos mutters. "Amelia, what do you fight for?"
"JUS-"
"I'm sorry; the round is over. I can't accept your answer," Xellos interrupts. "Out of a possible 1,000,000 dollars, you've managed to bank.... A SECRET amount!"
Xellos, that's strike two. One more time, and you're out of the story.
"Okay, okay. You've banked, what, 100 gold pieces? Lord Beastmaster didn't instruct me on how to keep score in this game. Well, it's time to vote off, the WEAKEST link!"
Xellos uses various light spells to illuminate the room. "Who's a few sparks short of a Flare Arrow?" he jokes.
The audience laughs.
Now the Slayers are writing their choices down, and they now hold up their decisions.
Lina: "Gourry".
Amelia: "Gourry".
Zelgadis: "Gourry".
Martina: "Gourry".
Sylphiel: "Gourry Dear".
Zangulus: "Gourry".
Gourry: "Huh?"
Filia: "That Namagomi XELLOS"!
"Well," Xellos said. "I think it's pretty clear that Gourry's the weakest link. So, Lina, why did you choose Gourry?"
"Well, he didn't get any questions right; he only got one. The REASON he only got one was because he took up a large part of the time thinking of an answer that doesn't even QUALIFY as an answer. That jellyfish brain!"
"Hey!" Gourry protested.
"Uh, Gourry, why did you choose 'Huh?'", Xellos asked, smirking once more.
"Huh?"
"Well, that's self-explanatory. And Filia, why did you choose me, you good-for-nothing dragon? Are you so enthralled in thoughts of me that you even incorporate it into a television show?"
"EERRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I am NOT 'enthralled' with you. I choose YOU because YOU are a STUPID NAMAGOMI!" Filia began to transform into a dragon.
Lina and Amelia rushed over. "Filia, think where you are!" Lina hissed. "What would happen if you transformed here?"
Filia sighed and stopped transforming.
"How... amusing!" Xellos commented. "Well, Gourry, with 6 votes, you ARE the weakest link! G'bye!"
Gourry took the Walk of Shame off the stage, and into the audience.
"OW!" shouted a guy he stepped on.
"WRONG WAY, GOURRY!"
Later...
"I really didn't understand what was going on? Why was I on-stage? Was that a game show? Since when was Xellos hosting?" Gourry ponders.
"Well, that concludes the first round," Xellos announced. "We have seven contestants left, but only ONE of them will leave with the money (the amount of which I'm still not sure). Keep watching! There might even be a few twists in this special Slayers version of... The Weakest Link!"