12G+ABAJ Chapter 2

A/N: Okay, first of all, you guys have been TOO kind (; didn't think anyone would read this at all. Thanks for putting this on your alerts & favorites & for reviewing. – Heads up to ANYONE who likes Finn: I don't like Finn, so, I'm biased. Don't get mad at me if I call him dumb or stupid (please?)

Disclaimer: I DON'T own Glee (I wish I did). If I did, Puckleberry would be THE Powercouple, I would play Julianne, Finn might have a change in sexual orientation . . . I mean, the possibilities are ENDLESS.

- Don't own the characters (except for Julilanne)

-Don't own Promises, Promises (but, I do own the CD—WHICH IS AWESOME!)

-Don't own the famous people mentioned, obviously.

2- You Bette Your Ass

Once Puck & Julianne walked into McKinnley, everyone knew not to mess with her.

What was awkward was, that Julianne was in both Puck's English & History class; that girl was fucking SMART! So, no surprise, when they walked into Glee, everyone wanted to know who she was. Puck & Julianne sat in the second row; Puck sitting next to Julianne on his left & Rachel on his right. Julianne had Puck to her right & Kurt to her left.

Before anyone could ask a question, Mr. Schuester came in. He smiled as he entered the room,"Hey guys!" Mr. Schue looked around the room,"I see we have a new student! Puck, would you like to introduce her?"

"Sure." he smiled,"This is my other kid sister, Julianne. She wants to be in Glee."

"Well, hi, Julianne. I'm Mr. Schuester, you can call me Mr. Schue. And, if you don't mind, would you try out right now? Not everyone gets in, you know." the group laughed.

"Um, okay. Sure!" Julianne jumped up from her seat & walked towards the front of the room. She looked towards the pianist,"Would you mind playing 'I Dreamed A Dream'?"

The pianist started playing,"Thanks." she whispered.

There was a time when men were kind

When their voices were soft

And their words inviting

There was a time when love was blind

And the world was a song

And the song was exciting

There was a time

Then it all went wrong

I dreamed a dream in time gone by

When hope was high

And life worth living

I dreamed that love would never die

I dreamed that God would be forgiving

Then I was young and unafraid

And dreams were made and used and wasted

There was no ransom to be paid

No song unsung, no wine untasted

But the tigers come at night

With their voices soft as thunder

As they tear your hope apart

And they turn your dream to shame

He slept a summer by my side

He filled my days with endless wonder

He took my childhood in his stride

But he was gone when autumn came

And still I dream he'll come to me

That we will live the years together

But there are dreams that cannot be

And there are storms we cannot weather

I had a dream my life would be

So different from this hell I'm living

So different now from what it seemed

Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

Julianne half-smiled towards the class & then ran her hand through her hair.

Kurt, Mercedes & the rest of the Glee club sat, mouths agape; all but one Rachel Berry. According to Puck, she was smiling like an idiot. "Your sister is amazing Puck!" she nudged him,"Like you." Puck genuinely smiled at Rachel, the only other two that noticed were Kurt and Julianne. Rachel blushed a little, and that was enough to make Julianne and Kurt stare at eachother.

No one noticed Miss Pillsbury at the door until she walked in and broke the silence by clapping; the rest of the gleeks and Schue followed suit.

"Julianne-WOW! That was fantastic! I, uh . . . WOW!" Schue ran his hand through his hair & Julianne sat in her seat. Puck nudged his sister's shoulder & fist-bumped her, which then became an explosion, which then led to them running a hand through their hair—HAND SHAKE! Kurt nudged Julianne & they started to giggle.

"Hey, I'm Kurt." he smiled at her.

"I'm Julianne." they shook hands.

"Middle name?"

"Barbra."

"Oh my gosh, you have Rachel's middle name!"

"Well, gay dads. Julie, as in Andrews, Ann is Patti LuPone's middle name. And we're Jewish and Christian; so Streisand, of course." she laughed.

"Gay dads, Jewish, knowledge of goddesses, Puck is nice around you & you have a spectacular voice? You are Rachel Berry!" Kurt whispered.

"That's why Noah needs to marry her! Apparently, she's PERFECT! I told him that yesterday!"

"You call him 'Noah' too? You probably have a big vocabulary & your dream is to be on Broadway, right?"

"Well, umm. . ."

"Good grief! You ARE Rachel; except for the fact that you can dress & be fabulous & laid back & likable. Whereas, she dresses like a 5 yr. old, she KNOWS she's fabulous-but, she's batshit!- she's tightly wound & only sometimes likable."

"When they get married, I call maid of honor." she smirked.

Kurt huffed,"Just like your brother!-FINE! I call wedding planner!" they linked their pinkies and laughed. Puck and Rachel didn't know they were perfect for each other; but, everyone else (except for dumb Finn) knew.

"Everyone agree on Julianne's being in Glee club!" Mr. Schuester asked after finishing talking to Ms. Pillsbury.

"YEAH!" the class chimed.

"I guess it's unanimous! Julianne, welcome to glee!" Julianne was swarmed with hugs.

Chapter 12 & ½- Officially Met

After the "hug party" as Julianne refers to it, Puck took Julianne's hand and led her to the front of the room. The class joined them, and formed a circle.
"Jules," he smiled & looked towards his left,"This is Miss Pillsbury, the guidance councilor. That's Santana, that's Britt, Matt, Mike, Quinn, Mercedes, Artie, Tina, Kurt, Rachel-"
Julianne smiled and whispered to her brother,"She's hot." She bumped her brother's hip.
"Ass!" he smirked,"You have now been introduced to everyone!" Puck sighed and put his hands over his chest, satisfied.
"Bean or Swift?" Kurt asked.
Without hesitating, Julianne blurted,"BEAN!"
Kurt threw his arms around her,"Puck? Can I keep her! PLEASEEE!" they laughed and Kurt let go.
Rachel smiled sweetly at Julianne,"You do justice to Patti LuPone; we should duet sometime. Tomorrow, lunch?"
Julianne smiled,"Of course! Just gimme your number!"
"Might as well pass it around!" Kurt looked at Rachel after she finished putting her number in. Rachel handed it to Kurt & so on & so forth. Everyone, except Miss Pillsbury -because she had already left- had put in their number.
"Puck, you should bring her to the movies with all of us on Friday!" Brittany smiled. Scattered words of approval were heard amongst the gleeks.
"Sounds fun!" Julianne looked up at her brother.
"Kay." he smiled.
"Kristin Chenoweth!" Julianne looked at Kurt. "You have Cheno's number ON YOUR PHONE!"
A show-face smile was upon Julianne's lips, she took her phone out of Kurt's hands. "She's my FAVORITE; and dad owns Sony Classical, and my daddy's a Broadway pianist. Just recently I went to see her in 'Promises, Promises' and it is to DIE for!"
"It's been open a month." Kurt stared at her. "When did you go?"
"Opening night." Julianne shrugged.
"I would KILL to hear Cheno sing 'A House Is Not A Home'!" Rachel told her.
"It's your lucky day, hon!" Julianne smiled & wore her backpack to the front. Out of the smallest pocket, she took out a CD. "Here!" she handed Rachel a 'Promises, Promises' CD.
"And mine?" Kurt smiled & placed a hand on his hip.
Rachel and Kurt stopped in their tracks & stood; eyes wide open in a full-on state of shock.
"It's signed." they both whispered awe-struck and dreamily. Kurt walked towards her backpack (which was signed by Kristin Chenoweth, Patti LuPone, Bette Midler & Christine Baranski!). While Rachel stared at the CD, signed by the ORC.
"Yeah, so?" Julianne rolled her eyes & Puck had his hand on her shoulder. She laughed and walked out of the room with Santana, Brittany, Kurt, Rachel & Puck all behind her. Julianne stopped at her locker & unlocked it. She opened it and handed Kurt a CD.
"GASP!" Kurt whispered. He (again) embraced Julianne. "Puck, seriously, doll, do you want her?" Julianne laughed & detached herself from him.
"You're welcome, Meryl!" she smiled. Kurt and Rachel made their way down the hall; Rachel waving & Kurt blowing air-kisses.
"Feisty; Puck, I love her! She's like Berry, but normal." Santana grinned.
"Rachel Berry is fucking awesome as far as I know." Julianne closed her locker & gave Santana the death glare.
"Puck, I love her!"
"Me too!" Brittany wrapped her arms around Julianne. "Can I call you Julie?" Julianne nodded,"Well, Julie, Santana liking you is TOTALLY a good thing! She doesn't like most people!" Brittany smiled, letting go.
"Thanks for letting me know, Britt-can I call you that?"
"Of COURSE! We're friends, aren't we!"
"Yep." Julianne smiled,"I love you too, Santana!"
Santana genuinely smiled and hugged Julianne. She let go and spoke,"Jules, we're going to be like sisters!-Call me San, by the way!" Santana, Britt, and Julianne laughed. Then, Santana and Brittany left for the mall.
Puck smiled at his kid sister,"Wow, I couldn't even get Santana to look at me on my first day!" he nudged her and they walked out the door. "I'm proud of you, Squirt!"
"I'm proud of you to, stupid!" she mocked.
"C'mon, celebratory slushies at 7'11!"

A/N: Okay, the song is "I Dreamed A Dream" from Les Miserables, originally sang by Patti LuPone. Btw, I totally wrote this chapter before Theatricality. Oh & sorry if the first few chapters bore you, the first few chapters (like 1-6) are pretty short and boring (to me), so, try to stay awake.

a little touch of wicked . . .

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