Chapter 2
War From Hell
"What the hell is going on here?" Vegeta asked Valo. "Hey, don't ask me." Valo answered. "Ask DOOM Guy. I don't know shit, Vegeta." Vegeta turns to DOOM Guy. "Ok, DOOM Guy." Vegeta said. Then he asked, "What's going on here?" "I'd like to know too." said Goku. "Ok, but we have to get the hell out of here." DOOM Guy said. "It's too dangerous here." "Everyone join hands." Goku said. Everyone did what Goku told them to do. Goku, then, placed his left hand on DOOM Guy's right shoulder and placed the forefinger and middle finger of his right hand on the right side of his forehead. Everyone, then, disappeared from where they were at and reappeared in a very remote location that's totally free of portals.
"How the hell did you do that?" DOOM Guy asked with a blown mind. "That's instant transmission." Goku answered. "Oh dear sweet Lord, that's the best and most unique tallent I've seen in my life" DOOM Guy said, totally amazed. "Thats like instant total evac. Y'all would serve UAC in so many ways no one else that works for us can." "We know." said Krillin. "Until Valo came into the picture, Goku was actually our strongest friend." "Which one of you is Goku?" DOOM Guy asked. Goku raised his hand and said, "I'm also known as Kakarot. Now, what's the story because we need to know?" "United Aerospace Corporation, the corporation I work for, was working on a way to create portals to go great distances in a short period of time." DOOM Guy told everyone. "That sounds like a good idea, but it royally fucked up on you." Weird Girl pointed out. "You couldn't be more right." DOOM Guy agreed. "It did in an extremely huge way." "How did the monkey wrench get thrown into the whole works?" Krillin asked. "Yeah." Crispy agreed. "In simplicity, we need to know what fucked up." "Well, one of the soldiers became possessed." DOOM Guy answered. "One that knew the codes to the portal emitters. He acted totally natural, which is unheard of and surprising." "You talk like you know how they act." Valo said, angered. "We delt with them before." DOOM Guy said. "We're currently at war with them. They made the war spill into your streets. I'm truly sorry that this attrocity has happened." "Well, with our help, we can win this war." Valo said, encouraging everyone to join up alongside DOOM Guy.
"I think I speak for everyone when I say we're in." Vegeta said, putting his hand in front of him. Everyone got in a circle with Vegeta and, starting with Valo, added their hands to the circle over Vegeta's, the last being DOOM Guy's. All hands separated, afterwhich DOOM Guy asked, "Should we form a militia?" "Yes we should." answered Valo with pride in his heart. "I say we should call it NBK-TCM, or Natural Born Killers - Trench Coat Militia. I vote we place DOOM Guy in charge." "This is his war, after all." Krillin said. "It would be his job to be in charge of this militia. It's the only thing that would make sense." The results of the vote was, hands down, DOOM Guy is now the presiding 5 Star General.
"Ok." DOOM Guy said after a grace period. "Here's my plan, but I'm going to have to know more about the four of you. What all can y'all do?" "We can fly, throw Ki Blasts and do some big power moves." Goku answered. "Like mine. The Kah-Meh-Ha-Meh-Ha wave. It'll take a strong enemy down quick, but these thing will drop like flies." "Wow." DOOM Guy said, totally blown away. "I got to hand it to y'all. Y'all are just extraordinary. Y'all can be an air force. That's excellent." "I'm great at infantry." Crispy chimed in. "Dude, I'm a great shot." "Then you will be with me." DOOM Guy said to Crispy. "I'm a great sniper ththat don't miss." Weird Girl said. "Then you will be watching us." DOOM Guy said to Weird Girl. "I say we just storm the place." Vegeta said. "Great idea." DOOM Guy said, pointing at Vegeta. "Does anyone else have a better idea?" No one said a word. "Then we unleash hell on them now." DOOM Guy said. "Goku. Give us transport close to our intended A.O." "Ok." Goku said. "Ill take us as close as i can without being noticed. Everybody join hands." Everybody quickly joined hands again as Goku grabbed DOOM Guy's shoulder again. "Don't fuck up, Kakarot." Valo said. All transmitted to an area 500 yards away from where we needed to be. "Deploy the Air Force." DOOM Guy ordered. Goku, Vegeta, Krillin and Valo flew off in a diamond formation away from everyone else. "Sniper, Stay put and watch us." DOOM Guy ordered. "Yes sir." Weird Girl answered, then got on her belly and looked into her scope after taking the lens cap off first. "Crispy, move out, follow me and stay close." "Yes sir." Crispy answered. Crispy and DOOM Guy moved as quickly as they could toward the crowd of monsters, guns blazing while dodging and killing every monster in their way. Weird girl started picking monsters off that got too close as quickly as she could. After a few minutes of fighting, the Air Force, led by Vegeta, started their bombing run on the crowd of monsters.
After the bombing run, the crowd was finally thinning out considerably. The smaller crowd of monsters headed for Crispy and DOOM Guy all at once. DOOM Guy took a Plasma Rifle and threw it at Crispy, which he caught and started shooting at the crowd of monsters. "Holy fuck!" Crispy shouts. "I love this gun." He then starts shooting his new favorite gun at tge crowd of monsters. 30 minutes pass as the last of the monsters were killed off by steady fire and another bombing run by Vegeta and his Air Force. Vegeta, Goku, Krillin and Valo land near Crispy and DOOM Guy. Then, right before their very eyes, a huge portal opens up 5,000 yards away and out of it came an extremely large monster with a rocket launcher for a left forearm. "Oh dear God, no." DOOM Guy said. "Oh fuck." Crispy said in disbelief. "What... in the total fuck... is that thing?" Crispy asked, looking and pointing at it with a golden brick in his undershorts. "That is a Cyberdemon." DOOM Guy said. "Ok." Crispy said. "We're fucked."