I got four reviews within an hour, which is pretty awesome for being a no-name writer. (:
Yeah, I know that alot of people have these things, so stfu. I wanna do it, so I will. All of it is original so it shouldn't matter. So I'm better than you, na na na na boo-boo. Stick your head in doo doo. Thank Uncle Daniel for that. (:
Next on the 'OMFG I WANT TO KILL MYSELF ATER READING THAT' list. Over exaggerated characters with retarded plots. I mean honestly. Emmett isn't THAT stupid.
Creepy Characters:
Bella: I'm so ugly. I'm going to go to my perfect boyfriend's house.
*walks outside*
Bella: Oh, my perfect truck. Even if the door barely opens and it only goes 5 mph, it's the most beautiful thing besides Edward. Even though he has $239572397230, I don't want him to spend a 1/10000000 of it on something I need.
*drives to the Cullens.*
Alice:OMFG! I SAW YOU COMING SO I'M WAITING FOR YOU! YAYYYYYY! LET'S HAVE A MAKEOVER!
Bella: I hate being done up, it makes me beautiful even though I already am, I think I'm ugly.
Alice: Edward is coming... OMG YOU ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER!
*SCREAMS SO LOUD THAT I HAVE TO TYPE IN CAPS*
Edward: Hello love, I love you so much, love. I love you, Bella, love.
Bella: Oh Edward, you are so dreamy. Why do you love me?
Edward: How can I not love you, love? You are perfect, love.
Bella: Let's go inside, Edward.
Emmett: I'm gonna yell your name and laugh loudly. OH, BELLA! HAHAHAHA!
Bella: Why did you randomly laugh?
Emmett: I don't know, I always seem to laugh when I see you! HAHAHAH!
Rosalie: Bella. I hate you. Get the hell out of my house you stupid human whore!
Edward: Rosalie, do not say that about my love.
Emmett: POTATO! Even though I'm a super smart vampire, I'm always really stupid!
Rosalie: That's why I'm always so hot and bothered around you.
Alice: OMG EEWWWW! I DON'T NEED THAT MENTAL PICTURE! BELLLA!111111111111!1111!1!1!1! MAKEOVERRRR!
-7 days later-
Alice: YOU LOOOOK SO BEAUTIIIFULLLLLLLL!
Bella: I'm gonna try to seduce Edward like I do in EVERY SINGLE FIC even though he has strong moral beliefs.
Edward: Oh. Love, you look lovely, love.
Bella: Let's do it.
Edward: Love... I don't know, love. I can't, Love. Want to go downstairs?
Bella: ...
Edward: What, love?
Bella: You didn't use love in the last sentence.
Edward: -rolls eyes.-
Emmett: BELLA! YOU SURVIVED HAHAHAHA!
Rosalie: I hate you bella.
Bella: I'm sorry Rosalie...
Rosalie: I'm hot, let's get it on Emmett.
heheheh. (:
Am I the only one who notices that everyone over uses the word 'love'? yeah, edward uses it. but not THAT much.
Read 'Bella Runs Over A Cat' by ktbminnie12 it's freaking hilarrrrrious.
Flame, whatevs. Idgaf once again. Just review. mmkay, thankies, Hasta Manana!