"White Robes"
Today was just like any other at Hogwarts, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, Snape was wearing white robes…
Wait, WTF?
At least, that was what everyone thought when they saw Professor Snape approach the Head Table at breakfast one morning. His robes were white.
Yes you read right, white.
Not black, raven black, midnight black, oil black, octopus ink black, or any other variety of black that he always wears, but white.
Snape ignored the stares he received from everyone in the Great Hall and sat at his usual seat next to Lupin.
Lupin, struggling to hold down his laughter, just couldn't help but ask, "Severus, are you all white?"
If looks could kill, Lupin would have been a smoldering pile of ash.
That look instantly killed Lupin's impending laughter. "So, um… why the sudden change?"
Snape didn't answer for a bit, but then finally admitted, "The elves decided to try bleach on my laundry."
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