Second Chappy! Two nights ago was very fun... writing all three of these...
sorry to change the characters like this but I'm sticking with the original characters in the story instead of changong the names to make it Kyo and Ikuto again.
Characters: Zero from Vampire knight, Yuki from Fruits basket.
PLEASE DON'T FLAME i'M SORRY FOR NOT INCLUDING VAMPIRE KNIGHT IN THE CATEGORIES SECTION BUT I COULDN'T ADD MORE THAN 2 AND I'M SORRY!
It just occured to me that I have to disclaim this. I DISCLAIM THIS STORY, AND ALL OF IT'S CHAPPYS! THAY'RE NOT MY CHARACTERS!
Hot Coffee
Zero and Yuki are at a funeral. Tohru has just died. She was allergic to bananas, and ate one and is dead now. Zero tries to comfort yuki as he cries. Zero invites yuki to his home for some "hot coffee". Yuki accepts, thinking he means actual coffee. (a/n: For those who don't understand what "hot coffee is"... GTFO. you're too inocient. LEAVE.) When they get back to zero's place, zero locks the front door. Yuki asks why he locked it. Zero says "you said you wanted hot coffee..." He then unbuckles his belt and drops his pants. "Well, here it is." Yuki looks at his huge penis and says "I'm gay now!" Yuki drops to his knees to provide a great pleasure for zero. Zero pulls down yuki's pants. He stuffs his penis in yuki's ass. Yuki's tender tender tender tender tender blood vessel pops in his ass. Blood is everywhere, and Zero bites. Yuki is now dead. Zero is a necrophiliac.
THE ENMD.
`after reading this, my sis asked "why is it so tender?" Great question. The answer is that it's... very tender!)
`That word... "stuffs"... omg... i LOVE it...