Why won't Niasama let me go? Starts to fling pennies off the Kaiba Corp roof
Meanwhile below Kaiba Corp"Tea, for the last time I will not go out with you!"
"Yugi, you don't have too lie to yourself for Rebecca's sake."
"I'm NOT, so take your sluty close and shitty personality and go away!"
Just then a magical pennies start to rain down from the sky impaling Tea in the head
"Uhh…Tea?"
-"I think she's dead hikari"
"Yay"
Yugi and the Pharaoh walk off hand in hand
Meanwhile back in Kaiba Corp…I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT…
Ring Ring
"Hello, this is Mr. Kaiba Speaking."
"…"
"Hello?"
"…"
"Amanda?"
"…"
"Dammit Mandy stop stalking me!"
"Hey, my name isn't Mandy!"
"Mutt, is that you?"
click
0.0
"I'm officially living in the fucking twilight zone."
Back at Joey's house"Don't worry, we'll get him next time Mandy."
Ding Dong
"Ahh, SWEET MOTHER OF AMOBMINATIONS, WHAT'S THAT NOISE!"
"Joey that's your doorbell." 0.0
"Right I knew that."
Joey goes to answer the door, Yami, Yugi, and Christine are outside.
"Hey guys what'sup?"
"Tea's dead and Franz Ferdinand is performing in Domino this Saturday."
"What Franz Ferdinand is gonna be here?"
"OMG, OMG, Alex is so hot" drools
"Yeah"
"Freakin sweet- what was dat about Teaagain?"
"She's dead"
"OH, O.K.!"
"She was a bitch anyway."
"So are you and Mandy gonna come to the concert?"
"Yeah, why wouldn't we?"
"Same night as Tea's funeral, and if we were true friends we'd go"
Everyone bursts out in spontaneous laughter
"Good one Yug"