1Ash: hello and welcome back to
both: WITCHES KNOW BEST
Stef: Sorry about yesterday
ash: yea we got a little carried away with personal stuff like our dates with joe, and nick jonas
Stef: Yeah (stef blushes)
ash: if you are wondering why stef is blushing its because of joe giving her a kiss good night last night after the date.
Stef: Shut up, back to the show
ash: what ever did you bring jimmy and cindy? Cause it was your turn I mean I made a list to who gets them. I don't want another incident like last time.
Stef: Yeah i got em
ash: ok bring them out and lets start the questions
Stef: Come on out
then the producers walk in with jimmy and cindy squirming. Then ash used her plant powers to grab them and make them still and gives cindy a shot to paralyze her again.
Stef: What was with Valentines day?
Cindy: w-what are you talking about?
Stef: Role the clip
then the clip of jimmy and cindy almost kissing comes up.
Cindy: oh that. Well it was a...spur...of ...the moment...thing? Hehe
ash: k my question
ash: ok jimmy. Was that love potion really a love potion or was it a potion to make you express your true feelings
Jimmy: It was so we guys would fall in love
ash: jimmy look at the facts. I mean sheen and libby are now together and carl is still in love with your mom. Are you sure that it doesn't just make you realize your true feelings for someone
Jimmy: uh... uh... no
ash: uh huh. Then why are you stuttering?
Stef: This is going to be hard sis
Jimmy: I have a ..stut...stuttering problem.
Ash: oh really. Then how come on the time you went to mars you almost called cindy beautiful.
Jimmy: How come you're so annoying?
Ash: how come your avoiding the question
Stef: Sis just let him be, you'll get him next time
ash: fine (she said disappointed) I was so close (she muttered)
Stef: I kno sis. Now Cindy why were you trying to impress Jimmy when you guys went to mars.
Cindy: ah terrific now they are going after me. Well I have no idea what you are talking about.
Stef: Sure role the other clip
ash: which clip sis we have so many
Stef: The one where they're about to leave for mars
ash: ah my fave one
plays clip.
Cindy: look neutron I discovered that flare I put on space make-up and I'm going to mars clear.
Jimmy: fine just...stay out of my way
then cindy turns to libby.
Cindy to libby: do you think he likes my lip gloss.
Cindy: dang how do you have all of these clips
Stef: Hello We're witches and we know people
cindy: what ever
Jimmy: uhhhhhh
ash: ok jimmy I will ask you another question.
Jimmy: Go right ahead
ash: how come after cindy talked to you when you were in that big rock guy form you turned back to normal
Jimmy: I don't remember anything remember
ash: ok fine. How come when you were doing that one new show after libby said you guys were playing footsie were you using your fingers to walk your hang up cindys arm? Hmmmm. Answer that mr. I have an IQ of 300.
Jimmy: I was under mind control
Ash: o please sis role the tape
Stef: K
Jimmy: Uhhhhhhh next question to Cindy
ash: I don't think so sis can you please role the tape
Stef: fine baby Cindy, Why did you both kiss at the end the of news?
Cindy: ah what are you talking about
Stef: Role the Clip
clip rolling
(I do not know how this scene goes so I will not describe it)
clip end
cindy: um...no comment.
Ash: so cindy. What did you call jimmy exactly when you were at jet's and beautiful's wedding and why did you have to rewind the tape?
Cindy: That he looked like... a...a...Dork
ash: sis do you think its time to bring out the mind monitor so we can get some truth out of these guys
Stef: Oh yes and I have a question for cindy when I put them on. 'ZAP'
Stef: Cindy what did you carve in the palm tree that you were stranded?
Mind screen: a picture of a sign that says j+c for ever
cindy: dang it
Stef: Your turn sis
ash: jimmy why did you give cindy that pearl and flirt with her. I mean you went though a lot of trouble to get that one pearl so why did you do it?"
Jimmy: Uhhh...to be nice
ash: ok well if you wanted to be nice you could have just picked a bouquet of flowers instead of opening over 300 clams.
Jimmy: So I'm a very nice person, sue me
ash: if you're a nice person then why keep on arguing with cindy and even start arguments with her.
Ash: besides when are you ever nice to cindy
Jimmy: she starts it.
Ash: not all the time.
Jimmy: Can we move on?
Ash: why are you avoiding my questions?
Jimmy: Why aren't you moving on?
Ash: because you still have not answered my question.
Jimmy: i don't know why.
Ash: is it because your trying to hide true feelings with the feelings the complete opposite of what your really feeling?
Stef: Cindy, why were you mad when that alien kissed Jimmy on that game show?
Cindy: hey wait jimmy never answered ash's question
Stef: Yeah but that wasn't going anywhere
cindy: what ever. And to answer I...um...just don't think that interspecies relationships are appropriate.
Stef: Why?
Cindy: well you see...well its because...well...they could be unfaithful to eachother and neither would know. And just think what their kids would look like.
Stef: Riiiight. Why would you care, they're not your kids?
Cindy: well I would not want my kids to go to school with half alien half human kids.
Jimmy: Hey it's not like I liked her like that.
Stef to jimmy: Hey we'll get back to you in a second
ash: what ever this is going no where. Sis do you think it's a mistake to make to of the smartest kids in the world get together. I mean they will be able to come up with any excuse.
Stef: I'm thinking a spell to make them think like normal kids.
Ash: awsome can I do it? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase
Stef: Sure
ash: yay. Ok lets see here.
Jimmy and cindy won't do our bids so lets make like normal kids.
Stef: Great job sis
ash: thanks sis now back to these two
Stef: okay
ash: jimmy what was your intention when you and cindy finished the agreement and you guys were scooting closer.
Jimmy: Uh I don't remember
ash: what do you mean you don't remember I just took away some of your smarts not your memories.
Stef: you did they're normal not stupit. Remember Sam and Danny they denied it too.
Ash: oh right. Oh that reminds me about something.
Stef: What?
Ash: well lets just say that in about 5 minutes we will have some visitors and they will help us with the rest of the show.
Stef: Okay
ash: hehe yea hehe (nervous laugh)
Stef: What's up with you?
Ash: well you see...
She was interrupted by a knock at the door.
Ash: I'll get that
ash ran to the back door.
Stef: What does she have up here sleeve?
Ash opened the door and every one could hear what she and the guest were saying.
Ash: hey guys.
A girl: hey ash
a boy: sup
ash: thank you so much for helping us. We are getting no where.
The girl: no problem. I mean we owe you big time for what you did.
The boy: yea thanks again.
Ash: no problem guys. It's the least we could do.
Stef: sis who is it?
Ash: stay here guys.
Ash walks out from back stage and addresses the audience.
Ash: ok everyone. Now as some of you know every story we do I do something that no one knows not even stef. And this stories little surprise just walked in the door. Every one give it up for our special appearance from the contestant from the last story to help us with these two.
ash motioned to the back doors and out walks...
Stef: Why does she do this to me?
Danny and sam!
Sam: hey guys great to be back
danny: yea what has it been a month. Sam why did you even convince me to do this?
Sam: Because it would be fun.
Danny: yea but how did you convince me to do it. I mean I had a good day planned out with tucker.
Sam kisses Danny
danny: oh yea thats why
Sam: Yup
ash: aw their so cute and I am so happy that we are the cause of it.
Stef: I know
cindy: hey what about us?
Jimmy: Yeah?
Ash: oh don't worry we as in all four of us will get to you in a sec
Stef: Yup.
Ash: are you mad sis. (Said in giggle)
Stef: No why?
Ash: well you said and I quote " Why does she do this to me?"
Stef: Because you always have surprises, but i like this one.
Ash: what ever lets just get back to the show.
Stef: fine
ash: ok so who wants to do the next question. That is if the spell has not worn off yet
Stef: Trust me it hasn't. What about Danny give the next question?
Danny:(sigh) fine. Ok jimmy why do you think in the future you marry cindy? (Said in dulled voice)
cindy: what? You never told me that neutron.
Jimmy: Hey I can't predict the future so i don't know why
ash: yea it looks like you forgot about when you went to the future during libbys birthday. You know in it cindy was your wife you were dumb and always had to scrub cindy's moms feet.
Jimmy: Rats (Jimmy whispers)
cindy: NEUTROOOOOOON! WHY THE HECK DID YOU NOT TELL ME THIS?!
Jimmy: uhh, You never asked
danny: ok well sam your turn. I just don't want to get him mad cause I am afraid to be turned into cheese. So your turn.
Sam: So Cindy why were you trying to make Jimmy jealous with that rich kid?
Cindy: I have no idea what your talking about.
Mind screen: streych: plus our alliance will make neutron extremely jealous.
Cindy: I'm in
cindy: (cursing under breath)
Sam: No further questions
Jimmy: I was not jealous
ash: stop lying or you'll be flower head again.
Jimmy: Fine I was
ash: thank you for your honesty. Now sis your turn and lets get to a challenge.
Stef: Finally a challenge.
Jimmy: what challenge?
Ash: dang how many times do I have to say it. This show is about giving you questions facts and challenges to get you together weather you like it or not. GOT IT!
Stef: Calm down sis, remember we made him normal?
Ash: sis we made him normal not give him short term MEMORY LOSS!
Stef: I don't know, it's your spell
ash: you know what?
Spell that has gone so wrong redo what you what you have done!
Danny: woh when did you learn to do that.
Sam: Don't ask her anything, she might get more mad
ash: no I am not mad at you two. You actually got together and you did not argue all the time and give me migraines. Now these two are another story. By the way you two are my favorite. Oh and sam guess what I found out.
Sam: What?
Ash: one of these two is your cousin
Sam: Let me guess... Jimmy
ash: exactimondo. But when you were little you always acted like he was you son. And we have it on tape. Your mom even said 'congratulations it's a boy' when you first walked in the house carrying him.
Sam: Okay why are you embarrassing me?
Ash: cause its fun plus its embarrassing jimmy to.
Sam: True, but just stop doing it to me
ash: what ever. Ok so now sis do you want to name the challenge and I can make sure that sam and danny keep their hands off each other.
Stef: Okay you two have watch Anastasia...(duh duh duh) 20 times
ash: oh nice sis. I thought the plan was once or however many times it takes for jimmy to kiss cindy or the other way around but I like your idea better.
Stef: Thank you sis. Roll the movie.
(The movie ended or the 5th time and jimmy and cindy are asleep)
Stef: Hey wake up
they did not wake up.
ash: what how can they sleep through such a good movie.
Stef: I know
ash: uh oh
Stef: What?
Ash: thats not jimmy and cindy. Thats the danny sam robots.
Stef: WHAT??????
Ash: hehe yea um ok lets see here. Ok I see jimmy and cindy with danny and sam. Ah crap. sams knocked out and danny is helping jimmy and cindy escape. Oh wait I got them with my plant powers.
Stef: Danny, what are you helping them?
Danny: um cause I know what goes on here.
Ash: and WHY THE HECK DID YOU KNOCK OUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND?! I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW. I AM SO CLOSE TO TURNING YOU TO ASH RIGHT NOW!
Sam: What happened?
Ash: WHAT HAPPENED IS YOUR 'BOYFRIEND' KNOCKED YOU OUT AND HELPED JIMMY AND CINDY ESCAPE BUT I CAUGHT THEM AND I AM ABOUT A HAIR AWAY FROM TURNING HIM TO ASH!
Sam: YOU WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny: um...hehe (nervous laugh) I kinda knocked you out with sleeping gas and was carrying you while I helped jimmy and cindy escape...hehe. Please don't let the crazy girl burn me to a crisp.
Sam: I am going to knock YOU out. (Sam chases Danny)
danny: ah not the lips. I use that to kiss you with.
Sam: Don't worry, you won't be getting kissed in along time
Stef: See Danny, see what you did
ash: danny why the HECK did you knock out sam your GIRLFRIEND
Sam and Stef: Yeah?
Danny: um...hehe...well you see after I helped jimmy and cindy...I-I had...som...something p-planed.
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Stef: Oh god
Sam: You're sick
danny: SAM!!!!!!!!!!not that. besides its not like that stuff is new. I was planning a special night tonight. I made reservations.
Sam: So you knocked me out?
Danny: um I wanted you to wake up in the gown my sister made for you at your house with a note taped to you back. Then it would have left you wondering. And maybe even a little romantic.
Sam: AWWWWWWWWW
danny: hehe (nervous laugh)
Stef: Sis do you believe his story?
Sam left for her house to get that dress on jazz made but danny did not see her leave.
Ash: I have to. I always wanted a guy to do this for me when he proposed.
Danny: What! Wh-who said I was go-going to p-p-propose?
Stef: Please it's so obvious
Stef: Hate to leave you hanging but that's all the time we have today.
Ash: yea everyone wish danny luck with popping the question. Oh and danny sam was not here when I mentioned proposing.
Danny: thank god.