A/N: Sorry for the changes! I was trying to change some things of the story and it mysteriously erased; since my computer doesn't save anything I had to write it again. I am really, really sorry.

-Saturday, 08:08 PM-

Dear Diary:

Finally nice things are showing up (in a weird way but they are!).
Today i had to go on a secret mission to an abandoned hospital.
There was supposed to be 40 freaks around but all I saw
was that sexy beast of Alexander Anderson, remember, the blond guy from Iscariot?
In the moment he saw me he stared at me and started mumbling
about what the fuck i was doing there. It was very disturbing actually;
he always acts like he's not glad to see me. But Oh-damn-he-is! I can see it in his eyes!
Why doesn't he just tell me? It would make things a loooot easier. Of course I have to act like I don't care too because we're ALWAYS fighting (Correction: I'm always kicking the shit out of him) Sometimes I wonder if he notices my feelings. Oh goodie. Non-dead boys are soooo stupid!

Alucard, the not noticed king


-Sunday, 12:27 PM-

Dear Diary:

OOOH MYYY GOOOOD. Internet is the best damn thing! (Too Avrilish maybe?) You'll see,
I was searching for some Iscariot info (Integra's Barbie laptop is always useful) and while trying Google I found a link that read like this: 'HLLSNG DOUJIN. PLZ READ!' Sounds like inverse psycho, don't you think? So I clicked on it and I'll I'm gonna say is that I never thought Anderson had such a dirty mind. But…who was that guy that looked just like me but with a bigger nose and weird eyes? He couldn't be my evil twin 'cause I'm already supposed to be evil and people would say I'm gay. It must be a coincidence. Yeah, that.

Alucard

-Tuesday, 01:36 AM-

Dear Diary:

To see all of this…

-Integra's Teddy bear themed underwear: $44.50
-Police girl's shaving wax for a sure suffering: $22.10
-Walter's NSYNC Poster collection: $277.95

…Has no price

Dear Diary:

I Think I'm gonna DIE. Well I'm not gonna die 'cause I'm already dead but you know
what i mean! Here's a list for you to understand:

1: Police Girl said she loves me. Yuck. Girls are yucky. This is yucky. Yucky, Yucky, Yucky!
2: Master Integra is already feeding me again, but guess with what. Damned I can't wait for her to be menopausal. Point 2 even more yucky than point 1. She thinks i don't know what she's doing, but Walter knows even less.
3: My bathroom is not working. Yesterday i had to improvise a big hole in my room because of that. Yuckness again.
4: Walter discovered my secret pic album, and he's always bothering me with it. Damn the internet for selling those Anderson pictures! Damn eBay.

Death officially sucks.

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More shortness and more OOCness. Sorry for all straight-Alucard fans. I think he's getting
a little gay. Hmm. Please review and i'll give you a cookie for that mango smoothie! XoXo Sugar.