Ok I just want to say this really quickly: I have not read any of the fics where people get transported into their Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time video game, so if I "copy" any material or diologue, etc. it is not at all intentional. If such an instance does happen, please tell me, and be sure to cite what the other fanfic is and I'll see to the situation. I hope such a thing does not happen though!
Disclaimer- Yeah yeah yeah, I do not own any of the characters depicted in this fic,well, actually, I own Lorelei, but not any of the other characters, they belong to Nintendo. Ok?! So you can't sue me now! Mwahahahaha! :D
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Toto…Why Are You Following Me? You're Not My Dog. xD
Hello again! Okay so where did we leave off? Oh yeah! *Ahem.* So, it appears Lorelei has somehow been sucked into her Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time video game. I know! She IS a lucky duck! I mean, I have played that game MILLIONS of times and never ONCE did that happen to me! GRRR!!!!!
Erm, *Ahem*. Anyways, so when we last left off, Lorelei was moaning in intense pain from landing face down on the ground. Okay so now, unbeknownst to Link and Lorelei, Navi has flown off. It isn't before long that she returns, with another fairy trailing behind her. The second fairy is a soft purple color, and is smaller than Navi. Sweatdrops form on both of the fairies when they realize that Lorelei is STILL moaning from the pain.
"Erm…HEY!" Navi calls to her and Link. Lorelei is too contorted with agony to hear her, but Link does, and looks up at his fairy friend. Using one of her wings, Navi points to the purple fairy next to her. "This is one of my friends! Her name is Lily! She's a health-restoring fairy!"
Upon this introduction, Lily waves with a wing. "Hello!" She greets Link in a soft, squeaky voice.
Link awkwardly waves back. "Uh…Hello," He replies.
Navi clears her throat. "Anyways, I've brought her here to help that poor girl! Ok, ready Lily?"
Lily nods excitedly. "Yep! I am!" She flies towards Lorelei's crouched body. "Hereeeee I goooo!" She says, as she circles around Lorelei. The fairy begins to dissolve in the air, leaving a trail of purple sparkles in her wake. When Lily disappears completely, Lorelei is healed.
"Oww…Huh?!" Lorelei looks down at her body. "The pain is…gone?! But…how?"
"Lily, the health-restoring fairy healed you." Navi informs her.
"Oh…"Says Lorelei, looking up at the blue fairy. "Well that was nice of her…Tell her I say think you."
Navi nods her head. "Will do!" She promises.
"Ok good." Lorelei says, still looking up at Navi. An awkward silence presides, until Lorelei's eyes suddenly widen, and she jumps up from shock. "WHOA!" =O She cries, startling both Link and Navi. She points at the blue fairy. "R…Random blue ball flying in the air?" She turns to Link. "Boy dressed completely in green? I'm…I'm…" She gasps. "No! No! I can't be!"
Link and Navi look at each other.
"What is her problem?" Link asks his fairy companion. She merely shrugs. "Couldn't tell ya." She says.
Lorelei puts her hands on her head. "No…" She says in astonishment. "NO! This…This HAS to be a dream…" She begins to wrench her head side-to-side screaming: "Wake up Wake up! Wake UUUUUUUUUPPP!" xD
As this continues, Navi and Link merely stare at her.
"This is actually kind of entertaining to watch," Link says to Navi.
"Yes! Yes it is!" Navi agrees.
"Ok, ok." Says Lorelei, who has ceased her head shaking. She holds her hands out and takes a slow deep breath. "Alright, if that won't work, then I will pinch myself! And because this is a dream, I will immediately wake up! Yeah! Ok, here it goes…" She takes another deep breath.
"If this were a dream, then why were you moaning in pain earlier?" Navi asks her matter-of factly.
Lorelei is completely flabbergasted. "Uhh…" She stammers. "Erm, well, I…uh…GRRR!!!! SHUT UP NAVI!"
Navi looks over at Link in surprise. "She…She told me to shut up!" She gasps.
"Good. Somebody had too…" Link mutters.
Navi tilts her wing to the side. "What? What did you say?"
A halo appears over Link's head. He looks up at it and says: "Oh nothiiiing." 0=D
Meanwhile, Lorelei continues to speak aloud. "Ok, ok. So somehow I am in my Zelda video game. Ok…*GASP*! Oh my gosh! I just remembered! A new episode of Grey's Anatomy is on tonight! I can't miss Patrick Dempsey! I need to get out of here!" =0
She looks up at the sky and begins to talk to it. "Hey! You! I need to go back!...HEY!" =O Silence. "HEY! Weird cyclone thingie!" She shouts again. "I said that I need to go back! So come and get me!" Silence. Lorelei explodes and shakes her fist at the air. "YOU BIG MEAN JERK! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?! HEYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Lorelei's screaming is met with only more silence. She sighs and drops her arm. "I guess I'm stuck here then…Aw man. And this place doesn't even have a Starbucks!" T_T
"What are you talking about?" Link asks her. "There's one right over there." He points to a building with the Starbucks logo. Lorelei squeals upon the sight of it.
"Oh wow! There IS one?! YAY! I can stay here forever!" =D She turns to Link and to his surprise, grabs his hand and shakes it wildly. "Well hi! My name is Lorelei! It is so nice to finally meet you!" =D
Link, caught quite off guard by her sudden mood change, stammers as he begins to introduce himself. "Erm, hi Lorelei, my name is-"
"Link!" Lorelei interrupts him giggling. "And she's Navi! Hee hee! I know! I know!"
Link gapes at her in astonishment, totally speechless.
"Yes!" Navi cries. "I noticed that earlier! How do you know our names?!"
Lorelei chuckles again and winks at them both. "Let's just say it's a magic skill I have." ;)
Suddenly, a man in a green and red suit materializes out of the air.
"Did someone say magic?!" =D He asks them excitedly. "Tingle LOVES magic! Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-Limpiaaah!" He tosses shiny green sprinkles at their faces, causing them all to cough.
A very tall girl with her short brown hair tied in a bun flounces towards the strange man. "Aw no no no!" She shouts. "HELL NO! Tingle! There's no way you are going to be in this story! You're NOT even IN Ocarina of Time!"
Tingle looks at the girl, still smiling. "Tingle thought he could be in the story anyway!" =D
A vein pops in the girl's forehead. "NO NO NO!" She explodes. "NO WAY! NO TINGLE! This is going to be the one Legend of Zelda story you AREN'T going to ruin!"
She takes out a softball bat and THWACK! She smacks him the back of the head with it. He immediately collapses on the ground, unconscious.
Lorelei, Link, and Navi all stare at her, their eyes wide and mouths agape.
"W-Who are you?" Navi asks her, feeling quite afraid.
The girl smiles at the shaking fairy.
"My name is Queen Dagger. I am the author of this story." She tells her.
The three heroes simultaneously sigh, immediately relieved.
"Oh! Ha ha!" Says Lorelei. "I thought you looked familiar! Cool! I'm so glad we finally meet in person at last!"
Queen Dagger smiles back at Lorelei. "Yeah! Me too!" She looks at Link. "Hey Link?"
Link looks back at her. "Yeah?" He asks.
"Could you just move a little more to your left?"
"OH Ok!" He says, immediately shifting to the right.
"No, no!" Queen Dagger shouts at him. "You're OTHER left!"
"Oh. Sorry!" xD Link apologizes. He moves over in the opposite direction.
Queen Dagger smiles. "Good. Ok. Very Good. Now if you guys can excuse me, I have a body to take care of." 3=)
She leans towards Tingle and grabs onto his foot. With a groan, she drags him off to stage left.
An awkward silence ensues for a few seconds, with everyone staring off in the direction where Queen Dagger exited. Lorelei is the one who finally breaks the silence.
"So…Wow." She says, gazing around at the forest around here. "This place is really something! All I can say is: Toto-"
A little black dog suddenly appears at her feet. He looks up at her and smiles expectantly.
Lorelei stares back at him. "…Why are you following me?" She asks him. "You're not my dog."xD She looks straight at and you and smiles. "Hey!" She exclaims. "Just like the Chapter title!" =D
The dog whimpers sadly and runs away.
Link blinks slowly. "Oh…Ok…This is getting just too random and weird." X0
Navi nods in agreement. Lorelei, however, does not hear him, as she hops onto one of the platforms sitting atop of the stream.
"Wow!" She says, gazing at the thin waterfall. "This is very pretty!"
She happily laughs, and looks down into the water. Her smile then immediately fades. For the reflection sitting upon the water's surface does not reveal the girl she usually sees whenever she looks into a reflector.
"WAGHHHHH!!!!!" xD She screams upon the frightening sight. She falls down on the platform.
Slowly, while breathing heavily, she peeks over the edge and looks into the water again.
This time she does not scream, for she realizes that she once used to know the girl staring back up at her in the water's currents.
"Oh…"Lorelei gasps. "My…God…It's me when I was a kid!"
Her hands instinctively fly up towards her face. "I…I'm a kid again?!" She asks in bewilderment. She touches her slim hips and gasps. "I AM A KID AGAIN! OH MY GOSH!" =D
Link walks over towards the stream's shore and calls to her. "Look!" He says. "I have no idea what the heck is going on, so I am going to go, and get a sword and shield…So…"
Hmm… Maybe Hyrule does stand a chance after all…
Lorelei does not hear him. "Holy crap!" =O She gasps again. "If I am a kid again, then that means I can eat WHATEVER I WANT!" =D She looks over to a spot near Link and sees a table with a plate of a big sliver of chocolate cake and a sign next to it saying: "Feel free to eat me!"
Lorelei immediately leaps towards it. "CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!" She screams happily. She picks up the food, and GLOMP! She bites into it.
No. I take it back. Hyrule's still screwed. xD
She smiles, closes her eyes and sighs dreamily. "Oh my god, I cannot TELL you the last time I had a thick piece of REAL chocolate cake. I am in HEAVEN!!!!" =D
Link raises his eyebrow at the happy girl. \=/
Lorelei takes another bite and smiles. "Mmmm-hmmm. Cakkeeeeee." She laughs. "I am sooo happy!"
"Yeah ok…" Link, says, giving her a weird look. He begins to turn around. "So yeah, I am gonna go now…See ya."
Lorelei springs up to her feet, cake still in hand. Her face is completely covered with its dark brown frosting. "Wait!" She cries out desperately. Link turns back to her and looks at Lorelei curiously. "I'm coming too!" She announces. "Just let me finish this cake first! You wait RIGHT there!"
Link rolls his eyes, but complies, standing there waiting for Lorelei to finish her heavenly meal. When she does, she licks her lips, cleans off her face with the stream's water, and sighs.
"Okay." She says, patting her belly. "Now we can go!"
"Good," Link replies. He then turns around and begins to proceed towards a nearby hill.
Lorelei runs next to him. "So…Uh…" She says awkwardly. "Where ARE we going anyway?"
Link answers without looking away from his destination. "I gotta find a sword. I heard that there's one beyond that little hole over there." He points towards the far distance. Lorelei squints her eyes and sees that beyond a small series of fences and stones, there is indeed a hole located on a wooden wall of the Forest.
"Alright!" She say, clapping her hands. "Sounds like a great plan! Let's go!"
Ok, I am just going to take a break, and then I'll start working on the next chapter. I just felt that I should make the acquiring of the sword and shield a different chapter. =)
So what did you guys think of this one? I hope the random silly events weren't too distracting/confusing… Were they? I don't think there will be quite AS MANY as the story progresses… I hope they at least made you guys laugh though. =D
Please Read and Review! =D Have a Great Day(or Night! :P)