Harry x Draco
DRACO: I get too many women coming after me. I'm in the mood for something new...
HARRY: -passing by- Hey, everybody! I just recently figured out I'm gay!
EVERYONE: OMD!
DRACO: This is good news for me, since, as you can see from the bulge in my pants, that I am suddenly and irrevocably attracted to you!
HARRY: ROCK!
-they do some fierce making out in the hallways-
STUDENTS: That... is... HOT!
FACULTY: QUEEROSEXUALS! DIE, DIE!!
HARRY: -hisses like a snake- Like, HISS!
DRACO: That just turns me on more, baby!
HERMIONE: For the love of Snape, get a room!
DRACO: -shifty eyes-
HARRY: -shiftier eyes-
HERMIONE: Lord.
-Draco and Harry go off to an unused classroom-
DRACO: What do we do now?
HARRY: OH! Magically impregnate me, even though I have no reproductive organs essential for a baby to survive inside of me!
DRACO: Let's do it!
HARRY: -is suddenly pregnant-
RON: That is just sick, man.
DRACO: Can you hiss some more?
HARRY: HISS!
DRACO: Still ohso hot.
BABY: -is born- Goo.
DRACO: It's a girl! Even though our family records show that no girls have been born in our family for a really really long time!
GINNY: I happened, didn't I?
HARRY: GINNY! I suddenly love you again. Sorry Draco. You can keep the change. -hands over baby and skips into sunset with Ginny-
DRACO: WTV?
GINNY: Did you learn any sick moves while you were a homo?
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