Me: Lotty? What are you getting me for my birthday?
Lotty: If I told you that I would have to kill you.
Me: I'll take the risk. It wouldn't happen to be the rights for Twilight would it?
Lotty: No, hahahahaha no way, it's only a pack of sweets from poundland.
Me: Oh. Damn.
I don't own Twilight.
Hope you enjoy the next chapter :)
Chapter 2
Piss off Eddy.
Rosalies P.O.V
"Emmy bear, is that you?" I whispered in my best sexy voice.
"You wish," Edward laughed as he appeared from behind the door. "Emmy bear, ahahahahahaha."
God, do I hate that boy sometimes. No wait make that all the time. I glared at him which just set off another wave of laughter. Grrrrrr. A muffled girly smirk, that was barely audible for a human but loud and clear for us vampires, came from my walk in wardrobe.
"Alice! What the hell are you doing in my wardrobe?" My patience was running out and I had no time for these two idiots.
"Sorry I was putting some stuff I brought yesterday in there." She appeared sheepishly out of the wardrobe. Though I could tell she was fighting not to burst out in to laughter like Edward had. He was still standing in the door way chukerling.
"Piss off, Eddy." That shut him up. His face suddenly became very serious.
"Don't call me Eddy." He hissed and this time I was the one laughing.
Crash
Edward leaped, smashing into me causing mine and Emmet's brand new double bed, I was sitting on, to snap in half. I grabbed his ear and ripped it off causing Edward to try and do the same but I blocked him and got him in a head lock. By this time Emmett had appeared out of nowhere and was rushing towards me and Edward glaring at Ed growling.
"Do you mind passing my ear?" Edward asked politely. Emmett laughed picked up Edwards ear and chucked it out the window.
"Fetch Eddy." With that Edward was gone and Alice must have left when we were fighting, not that I noticed, leaving me and my hubby alone to do what we liked.
Sorry it's another short chapter I'll try and write a long one next time :)
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