A SERIES OF MINI SHOTS
ME: Oh yeah READ THE STORY
Blue: he does not own Pokémon
Green: I wrote my immortal! I admit it!
1. THE SPOON!
"Now give me the money!" the weird man screamed at me.
"NO" me and my friend green said.
The man pulled out a spoon.
"LOOK OUT! HE HAS A SPOON!" I screamed.
"Such violence" green and I fainted.
2. The super serious gal 2000 part 2
"I'm the real crystal!" crystal screamed at the brown haired girl.
"No I'm crystal!" said the brown haired girl.
"Hey hey ladies stop fighting over me." Gold had entered the fight.
Punch! Double T.K.O! ULTIMATE MOVE: CRYSTAL-WOOP-ASS-KICK!
"Hey you are pretty good." Crystal said to the brown haired girl.
"Thanks" she responded.
"I will call you lyra!" said a jittery crystal
3. I love you
"Did I ever tell you I love you? Ruby" sapphire said to ruby.
"No. and you are still going to do the laundry today." Ruby simply answered.
"Dammit ya friggin jack ass." Sapphire carefully mumbled to herself.
4. Wish on a star
"Dia! Look it is a shooting star. Make a wish"
"…"
"…"
"What did you wish for pearl?"
"Hm. Oh I wished that our comedy years could last forever."
"Uh. Well I wished for something else."
"Hm. What did ya wish for then?"
"…"
"Dia"
"Missy"
"Start getting creative!"
4. When you die
"Uh. Where am I?" yellow rubbed her head.
"Hello. I'm Uribe" a pinkish-red head girl, holding a m-16 told yellow.
"Hello" yellow said nervously.
"Welcome to the: not dead yet battlefront"
"Oh hell no" yellow got up and teleported to her house.
"I USED TO BE ABLE TO RECRUIT PEOPLE MUCH MORE EASIER!" Uribe screamed into the air.
2 other kids fell down.
"Hello" Uribe said to the kids
"My name is Mei and that idiot is kyouhei "
"Were leaving" the boy named kyouhei disappeared with the girl.
"NOOOOOO!" Uribe screamed into the air.
"How do people except their deaths so fast!" said an orange haired boy behind Uribe.
"I don't know otonashi. I just don't." said Uribe.
Me: the end
Blue: who were those people?
Red: angel beats characters
Me: yep!
Green: hahahahah that show was awesome
Blue: sucked to me
Red: not to me it was awesome!
Gold: I'm not gay but silver is.
Red&green&blue: *sweat drop*
Silver: shut up gold!