I'm actually writing a second chapter thanks to my reviews. Might not be a lot but they made me feel happy! Thank you to Hotari-chan, Cooky Bandit, and Shubaltz crazist! Neji gives you all cookies!

So here is my disclaimer, yadda yadda don't own Naruto. And here is my second chapter! YAY!

The Engagement of Neji Hyuuga

Chapter 2

"W-where am I? Did I d-die and go to heaven? N-no probably n-not. If I w-was in heaven, Naruto-kun w-would be here, and I a-also wouldn't b-be stuttering. W-why is Neji-niisan staring at me? OH MY GOD I MUST BE IN HELL!!!!"

Neji was sitting in the hospital watching over his cousin Hinata. She had been passed out for 3 hours and Neji was starting to get irritated. He stood up to gently poke her when Hinata's eyes opened. When her eyes caught Neji's, her eyes widened.

"OH MY GOD I MUST BE IN HELL!!!" Hinata screamed. Neji visibly twitched. That's about as surprised as he gets…EVER.

When Hinata calmed down she realized where she was and blushed. Neji smirked.

"Hinata-sama, please explain to me why you think you're in hell?"

"O-oh, it's j-just, I…I…u-um…excuse me p-please!" squeaked the red faced girl. She stood up from the bed, took one step and fell straight to the floor.

"Oh, sorry, forgot to tell you the doctors gave you some medicine. They also told me to tell you to not get up or that will happen." Neji almost smiled…ALMOST. Neji helped Hinata up. The girl avoided his gaze, not wanting him to know how many shades of red she had just created and plastered onto her face.

"Anyway Hinata, the medicine the doctors gave you will stop you from passing out anymore. Just take one a day from now on." Neji said as he grabbed a tube of pills and handed it to Hinata. She nodded.

"And after saying that I have to tell you something, Hinata-sama, you do realize that once you are 17, which you are, you are to start looking for a spouse?" Hinata nodded. "And that I have been putting it off for 2 years?" Hinata nodded again. "Well, Hiashi told me that I had until the end of the day to find a wife. It is now 1 A.M. So…I'm going to be married…to you."

After hearing these words Hinata fainted again on her hospital bed.

"Damn it! I thought these things were supposed to work!" Neji yelled while death-glaring the pills and throwing them out the window.

Naruto was minding his own business when a random tube of pills bonked him on the head. He looked at the pills and smiled.

"THOSE PILLS MAKE ME WANT RAMEN!" Naruto yelled as he bounded off to the ramen shop.

"Hinata…you need to know that you ARE going to be married to Neji and you ARE going to need to reproduce to keep the Hyuuga clan alive and you ARE going to have little Hyuuga babies running about and you ARE…"

"Uh…uncle Hiashi, I think she gets the point." Said a slightly amused Neji and pointed at the girl who looked like a tomato. Hiashi nodded.

"Well then, I'll leave you two to your, umm, 'planning.'" Hiashi smirked. Neji smirked as well and Hinata just squeaked. Neji and Hinata left and Hiashi laughed to himself.

"Oh Hiashi, you really are bad ass!"

Neji looked at Hinata and raised an eyebrow. It really didn't look like she was disappointed, just freaked out at what Hiashi said. To be truthful, Neji was freaked out as well. Hinata walked down the hallway and outside. Neji had an evil idea to follow her. He waited for her to be out of the compound and he slowly started out after her.

It was getting dark out, but still light enough to get around without the need of the Byakugan. It appeared that Hinata had been leading Neji around in circles because Neji remembered passing the same ramen shop, the same blonde spaz sitting in the same ramen shop, and, wait. Blonde spaz in a ramen shop? Oh this was too good! Hinata was stalking Naruto!

It was starting to get dark out so Neji activated his Byakugan.

"You shouldn't be one to talk, you're stalking Hinata who is stalking Naruto. That makes you, like, a double stalker."

"Who the hell are you?" said Neji.

"I'm your inner self. You know like Sakura has her inner self?"

"Don't tell me you're as retarded as her. Please don't." Neji spat.

"Umm…Neji-niisan. W-why are you s-standing in a back alley w-with your Byakugan a-activated?" Hinata popped out of nowhere. Neji twitched. He was caught.

"Oh, hi Hinata-sama, I was just, uh, washing my pants!" God that sounded stupid…

Hinata blushed a bit and giggled. "Neji-niisan, you are s-so bad at lying!" Neji smirked.

"And you Hinata-sama, faint too easily!" Neji countered.

"A-am not!" Hinata retorted. Neji knew exactly what to say next.

"Hinata-sama?"

"Yes niisan?"

"Nice bra."

Hinata hit the dirt with warp speed. Neji chuckled. This was going to be a fun marriage.

Yeah I know the chapter was shorter than the other. Don't hate me! Anyway this time If you review Neji will give you hair conditioner! YAY!