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Chapter 2 – pink wrapping paper and Christmas carols

The next morning, James, Sirius and Remus where sitting at the breakfast table, eating eggs and bacon Peter was still in bed

"I wonder what coffee takes like with out milk or sugar." Sirius said with a puzzled look

"Gross!" said James

"Maybe not" he said. And Sirius grabbed the coffee jar and sloshed some into his mug

"Sirius" warned Remus, "you are already hyper than any normal person, and coffee will not help."

But Sirius ignoring Remus' warning and drained the cup of coffee in one gulp.

There was a long silence in witch Sirius' eyes seemed to come out of his head

"Sirius" said James warily

"MORE!!!!!" Sirius yelled. So that the hall was utterly silenced, every eye was on

Sirius.

"No way Sirius, that's enough for you." said Remus grabbing the mug from him.

"But, but, but, but, I, I, I, need, need it!!!!!!!"

"No you do not!"

"Yes I do!!" he said in a determined way.

"Sirius your eyes are already twice the size of your face from that one glass they might explode from another one." James said in an amused voice

"Yes, yes, I do!!!!"

Then Sirius made a huge leap across the table scattering Remus' eggs, and spilling juice everywhere, grabbed the coffee pot and pored it into his open mouth.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then he jumped of the table, and still screaming, started to run around in tight little circles making violent exclamations.

"Black!" It was professor McGonagall "what are you doing!"

But Sirius either was into much pain to answer or could not hear her said nothing.

"He drank back coffee professor." James said trying to hold back the urge to laugh, as he whipped Remus' eggs of his shirt

"Oh" said McGonagall as if that explained everything "Black," she screamed "STOP THIS MINUTE!"

Sirius stopped running, though his tough was hanging out of his mouth, he looked a lot like a dog.

"Mr. Potter and Mr. Lupin please takes Mr. Black to the hospital wing now if you please. And when he is himself tell him he has detention with me tomorrow night and the night after that at 6:00pm in my office."

So James and Remus grabbed Sirius by the arms and dragged him off to the hospital wing. Where Madam Pomfrey got rid of the hotness in his mouth, and gave him a potion that would enable to have him to have a semi normal day.

Though even with that potion Sirius could not stop talking and would go on and on saying things like,

"do you remember when we were sorted I do I thought I was going to be in Slytherin and you though you were going to be in Gryffindor and you were right and Remus you thought were going to be in Ravenclaw, Peter was always a Hufflepuff person, do you remember?" take a breath then laugh (Remus thought he was going insane) and would go on forever.

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About a week alter all four marauders were sitting at the breakfast table, James staring at lovely Lily Evans, Remus had his head stuck in a book, and Peter was staring at the note his mother had sent him and frowning. Sirius looked casually at James and Remus and reached slowly towards the coffee pot. Quick as lighting James and Remus grabbed the two nearest coffee pots and continued what they were doing.

"Come on guys, you got to let me have coffee eventually!" whined Sirius

"No way Sirius, not after the last time." James said

"But I do not even remember the last time!!"

"Ya but we do, the position that Poppy gave you made you forget everything, except that black coffee was bad, bad, bad!!, that was what you said all night after the coffee." Remus said in an annoyed way.

"Ya that was the worst night ever" Peter said "none of us got any sleep even me and that is something."

"That must have been so cool, you got to stay up all night, come on guy's one sip?"

"NO" James and Remus roared

"Well I learned my lesson."

"What's that?" Remus asked

"Black coffee makes your friend think you suck!"

"No, black coffee is bad, bad, bad" Remus said laughing at Sirius look of discus

"So does that mean I can have it with milk and sugar?"

"No"

"Why not!"

"Because you'll do something stupid, I can guarantee that, you'll probably drink every coffee pot here and we'll haft to have another Sirius drank coffee day!!!!!!" said Remus angrily

"Fine, but one day when you are all asleep I will get coffee"

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Later that same day the Marauders were in the common room at about 10:00pm, Sirius's detention was done, and they were sitting on the sofas doing nothing.

"I am bored, bored, bored, bored...!!" Sirius sang grumpily

"Well then do something" said Remus angrily "you have been sitting there for 20minnuts singing 'I'm bored' and not doing anything!"

"Right I have an idea" Sirius said jumping to his feet and running up stairs to the dorm

"What does he have in mind" James asked looking words Remus with a worried expression

"I don't want to know" Remus replied looking scared

At that moment Sirius came charging down the stairs with fluffy pink wrapping paper and then ran out of the common room into the corridor singing "joy to the world." Then they heard the fat lady call "Dear what are you doing!?"

"Oh no! Sirius!" James called, jumping up and running after him, Remus and Peter followed close behind

They ran out into the corridor and looked down it no one was there

"Which way did he go" James whispered

"That way dear's hurry he looked almost too happy!" cried the fat lady

So James ran down the hall after him and Remus and Peter fallowed. Half way down James whipped out his invisibility cloak and the three of them scampered under it.

"Sirius, Padfoot!" called James

"What was he doing?" Peter asked

"I have no idea, I'm scared to know"

Then they heard him. He was laughing, around the bend, so they followed his voice and then they saw him. He was wrapping up one of the suites of armor to look like a big Christmas present and was singing this song to, 'hark the herald angels sing'

"I am Sirius and I am cool

Tra lalalalalala

You should all bow down to me

Tra lalallala

I think that you are ugly

Tra lalalalal

Are you are, I am handsome

Tra lalalala lala la la!!!!!!!"

"What kind of song is that" said James throwing of the clock and clutching his stomach for laughing so hard, as Remus and Peter laughed.

"My Christmas of no lies song" called Sirius said indigently

"Its not Christmas yet Sirius!" said Remus

"I don't care

Tralallalallalalllalallaaalallalalalalalallalalalalalalalal"

"Sirius comes on before..."

"Before what Mr. Potter?" it was Professor McGonagall

"Before someone realizes its not Christmas" He answered hopefully

"Good try Potter. 50 points from Gryffindor, and detention all of you."

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