VERY IMPORTANT, MUST READ Background Information: Alternate Universe, Jiraiya is alive and Sasuke is back in the village, but since I don't like him that much, he has no role in this story except be the butt of my (and any other character's) jokes. Also, through my awesome authoritative powers, his fan club is completely disbanded. There is no Akatsuki or Orochimaru in this story. Naruto, who has finally become a chuunin, plus the other nine rookies from his graduating class are about sixteen years old, meaning Team Gai is about seventeen. Tsunade is still Hokage and old.

Also, take note that the title has the word Chaos in it; No, I'm not in the story, I'm just writing it. So, sorry if that disappoints any one out there.

However, if you want: you, the readers at home or where ever you read fanfictions, can send me messages or reviews and tell me if you want me to guest star. I have a couple ideas for this but won't do it unless someone really wants me to. (I may set up a poll for this, so you can check my homepage here on fanfiction.)

For the record, I don't own Naruto, nor any other anime/manga elements that will appear in this story. Thank you for your time, and I will be putting this paragraph in the beginning of each chapter, so get used to seeing it.

Also, please note that I'm not a professional author, and as such have many grammatical errors, so unless there's a major problem with my grammar, don't send me reviews that tell me that I have them. By all means review. I accept compliments, suggestions, questions, and even flames (as long as there's a good reason behind them) However, if you absolutely hate the story or me and want to flame me for that then, I'd like to point out that no one is forcing you to read this. Therefore if you don't like it, DON'T READ IT.

Another thing you'll notice about this story is that there's a few of my own OCs or Original Characters, for you newbies to fanfiction. Please try not to make fun of them too much, since they probably won't have good names. I'm not good with names.

The rating will be T to M (for teens, older teens, and everyone above that) because of some violence, adult situations, maybe mild language, sexual innuendo, and jokes made at someone else's (mostly Sasuke) expense.

(One other quick note, please be patient with this story, it will get better as chapters get added.

"Someone Talking"

'Someone's thoughts'

The Village of What?!

Naruto groaned before opening his eyes.

'Ugh, my head. What happened? Oh yeah, I was knocked out by that rock.'

Now the blonde looked around realizing that he was not surrounded by trees like he was earlier when he'd been knocked out. He was now sitting in a steel cage inside a small building. It was kind of worn down and looked like a place one might use to interrogate criminals.

The whiskered faced shinobi grimaced at that thought. Had he been captured? If so, by who? And was he going to be tortured and interrogated?

Quickly hopping to his feet, the boy fell face-first on the iron bottom of the prison. What the hell?! Turning over he looked down at his feet only to see them bound together with some chains. Trying to move his arms, he realized that his arms were bound tightly as well.

'Ah shit' He grumbled in his head. Suddenly he heard voices coming from outside.

"Did you hear that?"

"Yes, I did. It sounds like the trespasser is awake. Go tell the elders that it is time to finish the preparations for the execution."

Naruto did not like the sound of that. One, it appeared as though he was going to be executed when he had no idea where he was, and two, he was going to die on an empty stomach. His gut let out an aggravated growl.

He heard the subtle sounds of a door opening and was blinded by the sunlight suddenly pouring into the darkened room.

Closing his eyes, the blonde looked away from the blinding light. Footsteps were heard as someone slowly approached the cage. It was hard to tell what all was going on without seeing anything, but thanks to his sharp hearing, he was vaguely able to tell what was happening.

A loud high-pitched squealing came to his ears, which told him that the cage door had been opened as the entity entered the prison with him. The sudden pain in his side clearly revealed that the person kicked him.

"Get up! It's time for your execution," came a somewhat gruff voice. The figure stood in front of him, blocking out much of the sun's rays pouring in. Barely opening his eyes, Naruto could distinguish only a few characteristics of the figure before him.

They were pretty tall, and had a lot of muscle on their body. Spikes of dark hair protruded from their head, shooting out in every which direction. The person was dressed in what the blonde could only describe as some kind of animal skin covering their pelvic region and their chest area.

Deciding it best to wait for a chance to escape, the blonde struggled to get on his trapped feet. After nearly falling over, he felt the person grab the back of his jacket and begin drag him. Once outside the hut, Naruto shut his sensitive eyes as the sun's light shown down upon the earth. After a few moments he was able to stand the light after being locked up in that darkened dungeon like cage. Taking in his surroundings, the blonde ninja couldn't believe what he was seeing.

This was a small village, nothing too spectacular about that. But, there were only women here. Most of them looked at him with contempt, but others looked fearful of him. The blonde was absolutely confused. Here he was, getting dragged around a village of females, receiving looks like he was the plague. Some of them didn't even look that much like women. Many stood tall and about as muscular as some of the bodybuilders he'd seen in some magazines Gai was reading one time.

Some carried weapons like spears, swords, axes, and clubs. Naruto gulped, what was going to happen at the execution? Would they leave him bound and beat him? Would they sever his head from his shoulders? He couldn't tell exactly but knew it was going to be very, very unpleasant by the looks of it.

Looking ahead of his captor, he noticed that they were headed towards a large coliseum looking structure. Dragged through some gates he found himself inside the building. Inside, it was exactly like a coliseum, stands around the outside rings and a platform in the middle. Women of all kinds filled the stands around him, most shouting ways to inflict very painful things on his body. Nervous sweat dripped down his neck as he gulped again.

The woman who had so kindly 'escorted' him to this place threw him into the middle of the platform. Across from him was a sort of jungle throne with several smaller versions of the seat to each side. Naruto guessed those probably belong to the elders that the others were talking about earlier. He listened as all the noise and shouts were quieted by a strange sound that resembled fanfare. Instantly some more women walked into the arena, straight past him right to the chairs. Each stood in front of a throne, all except for the one on the very end.

In front of the middle seat stood a woman who looked to be in maybe her late thirties early forties. She had stunning shoulder length silver hair and was decorated with golden earrings, other jewelry, long colorful feathers and a cape made from what looked like a tiger's pelt. In her hand she held a majestic looking staff adorned with a beautiful red ruby etched at its stop. She waved this gorgeous scepter in the air, bringing all eyes on her. Everything went silent in the building.

"My fellow sisters," she began. "We Amazons have ruled this area for hundreds of years. Any intrusion would be met with a swift, but painful death!" Naruto paled at that. "And this trespasser will not be any different. He will be sacrificed to our goddess, Athena. She has decided to make this interloper's punishment a duel to the death. It was ordered that he fight our village's champion."

That didn't sound good at all. Whoever the champion was, if they were the champion of a bunch of Amazons, it wouldn't be a pretty picture. He could imagine her now: huge powerful muscles covering her body as she stood towering above him. Behind her she carried a mighty axe, more than capable of cleaving him in half. She would hoist that weapon above him before striking it down. The rest of the image was just a blur of red.

"Hey, isn't this a little drastic?!" the blonde yelled at the woman who was speaking to all of the Amazons.

"Silence, you little whelp!" She responded in a course tone. "Your punishment has been decided, so now its time to face your fate."

"I wish I had a nickel for every time Neji had told me that," he grumbled beneath his breath.

The leader spoke once again to the entire arena. "Are you all ready my sisters?" Cheers roared from the crowd, destroying the silence with calls of death. "Then get ready to greet our champion! Bring in Koneko!"

"Koneko?! You're champion's name is Koneko?!" Naruto blurted out.

(For those of you who don't know that much Japanese, koneko can translate into 'kitten'. That is all.)

"Cease your disrespect, you little brat!" Called out the elder.

'Great, there's another person to call me a brat. I'm sixteen for crying out loud, I'm not a brat!'

Back in Konoha, two people sneezed. One was a perverted white-haired old man and the other was a buxom blonde who looked far younger than she actually was.

Meanwhile Naruto struggled against his restraints. Two large double doors slammed open at the far side of the coliseum.

'Oh shit.' Thought the irritated blonde.

(DUN DUN DUN…………)

Naruto watched the Amazon champion walk in. His jaw dropped as his eyes bugged out of their sockets. She wasn't at all what he had envisioned. In fact, she was probably the complete opposite.

In walked a young woman who looked no older than the fox ninja himself. She had long crimson hair tied back into a single ponytail. She stood maybe one or two inches shorter than him. As far as her clothes went, she was dressed rather unusually than the other Amazons. Wearing dark pants and a black shirt under a violet tunic held shut by a black sash wrapped around her waist. Her shirt's sleeves ran to her wrists while the tunic's sleeves went a little past her elbows. The clothes aside from the tunic seemed to be rather form-fitting, and showed of long slender legs and graceful, delicate-looking arms beneath the cloth that clung to her skin.

Now being taught by the person he had nicknamed 'ero-sennin' on top of being the creator of the infamous (or famous; depends on who you ask) Sexy Jutsu, one can't always help but getting perverted thoughts even during life-threatening situations. Luckily no one was watching him so they missed the blush on his cheeks.

Koneko looked at him, Naruto could feel her scorn practically washing over him. His only thought was, 'I'm going to get killed, and no one is here to help me.' The Amazon began a step towards him. With each step the blonde's nerves started going haywire as he tried to struggle against the chains that bound him. Suddenly she stood right before him. She reached down towards him and the boy flinched.

The next thing he knew, the chains had been removed. Opening his eyes he stared at the red-haired girl. He was about to thank her for releasing him, when she grabbed him by the collar and threw him all the way to the wall, which he crashed into like a ton of bricks.

"Ow." He groaned, peeling himself away as a huge roar of cheers broke out all around him. 'That hurt, well at least I can use my arms and feet now. So maybe I can get out of here….and run from a challenge? No, I'm surrounded and running isn't going to help unless I have a plan. I'll have to fight her until I can think of a way to get out of here. Besides how tough can one Amazon be?'

Chaos's Corner

Chaos: Sorry that the chapter wasnt that long but I've been trying to work on another story, so my focus is split between a couple things. I also have piece of news and its that Chaos's Corner will be changed drastically. Cause I got tired of just this corner so I've expanded it into an entire house, complete with an attic and basement! There will be a science lab where you can see my bizzare creations (more on this some other time.) and even a seminar room where I will have discussions with guests from the series and others.

Chaos: For now, please be patient for the next update. and enjoy knowing the title of the next chapter.

Ferocious Struggle.

Judgement of the Amazon Council!

That is all.

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