It's been a few months now since Natasha and Lupin met. Lupin, totally forgetting his main purpose for why he's in Midgard, was wrapped in the warm and seducing love of Natasha Romanova. Natasha was also having a wonderful time with her new boyfriend Benni (short for Benjamin, nickname of Lupin). They have been dating for roughly four months now and both of them suspected that he/she was keeping something from each other.

It's true though. As we all know, Lupin is an enslaved Owl of Odin, the king of Asgard, and was sent away to make a strong and worthy offspring for his eldest son, Thor. If I rephrase that sentence, Lupin's plan is to "fuck" Natasha, make her pregnant, ditch the bitch, steal her baby, and go back to LaLa Land, so he could give it to a violent and ruthless dude named Thor. Think about it.

Same with Natasha. She's actually a Soviet spy. Her parents died in a fire when she wasn't even six. Then poor Natasha was turned into a secret government organization of the Soviet Union, where she and other orphans was brainwashed and harshly trained into an emotionless killers. Not only is she a blood thirsty murderer, she is also a talented lyer. As a matter of fact, she kept secrets and lies from her closest partners, bosses, and even Benni. Now the question is, does she love Benni as much as he does for her? It's true though that she did feel spark of true love and compassion when she met Benni for the first time, but would she kill him if the government told her to do so? (Not that he will though…)

A week after the crazy night of vodka and loud music, Natasha got up and ready for a mission important enough for the Soviet Union and herself. She was to kill a Shield member who supposedly stole top secret Soviet plans of attacks towards enemy nations. Natasha was told to get on the plane flight at 10 A.M. to America by her boss yesterday night after she and Benni had dinner. She was then ordered to return immediately after the mission. But something was wrong… Her world started to spin. The scent of her favorite burning candle made her so dizzy that she started to feel the sour tang of her vomit just about to come out. She tried to sit down and calm herself until she couldn't take it…. She sprinted to the bathroom and threw up for what it seemed like ten thousand hours. Natasha then had a feeling that she might be….. NO.

"MOTHER OF GOD NONONONONONONONONONONONO….. No. Nope. Not gonna believe it. Completing this mission will help me and Benni to get out of this hell hole…."

But Natasha couldn't help it. She carefully ran out to the pharmacy and bought a pregancy tester. Back home she preformed the test and waited…. It's 7:40 A.M. now….

Meanwhile, Lupin was getting ready to go see Natasha. He was going to surprise her with a ring…. a diamond ring. He read in the relationship 101 books that in order to marry a woman, one must propose to her with a diamond ring. So he used one of his golden coins that he brought form Asgard to get one. He got dressed nicely and went off to see her…. It was 8:00 A.M.

It was a positive…. Not much of a surprise but still, Natasha crawled up into a ball on the bathroom floor and started to cry. What is she going to do now? Because of the baby, she knew that she couldn't do the mission. Because of this damn baby, she and her first true love can't run away. Because of this fucking piece of shit, her dreams were ruined. Just because she grew up to be a spy, it didn't mean that she enjoyed shooting people's brains out 24/7 and living with terrible nightmares of dead bodies that she recognizes…. since she killed them. All 150 civilians, guilty or not.

"I hate you baby, I fucking hate you! You know, you're suppose to be my child, right?! Well, why don't you do mama and daddy a favor, and die?! You're my kid! Make mama happy and just die, damn it!"

Natasha, because of the weird changes that the hormones of a woman's body does during pregnancy, was obviously going overboard. Oh, she's going on the mission alright. Since abortion is illegal in the Soviet Union, how about she "accidentally" gets hit on her stomach really really hard during a fight that the poor baby dies? Yeah…. That's what she'll do…. Natasha even knew that this was absolutely absurd but she was not going to change her mind. It was 9:00 A.M. now. She got ready, and left her home.

Lupin arrived at her door at 9:10 A.M….. Had he arrived ten minutes earlier, he would have stopped Natasha…. Lupin, no knowing anything, went inside. He was given a spare key to her house in case the drug dealers downstairs from his apartment started to get nosey. When he went inside, the whole house smelled like vomit (an Owl has superhuman scent abilities).

"Natasha? Where art thou? Nata…"

Lupin stopped in front of the bathroom. What is that small stick on the floor with a plus sign on it? Then he saw the box next to it. It said: "Women's pregnancy tester. + if pregnant, and - if not! It's just that simple!"

Lupin got up and ran out the door.

Natasha arrived at the air port.

He asked the next door lady where she went.

She got on the plane.

Desperate, he ran outside.

All good and ready, the plane took flight.

Lupin arrived to the airport and left frustrated with anger.

Natasha left the airport eagerly, and arrived in America.

-FIN-