WhyDoUKnow:Ok,ok. I'm sorry. I really am. I should've had this chapter up sooner. Sorry. I had a second (nightmare) vacation I had to go to. Not fun. Also, I dropped my computer down the stairs. XD Well, it was funny to me. You guys might be mad.
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Please don't be mad. Don't FLAMEEEE! D: I'm sorry. I'm clumsy.
Disclaimer: You know what? Go burn in a fiery volcano.
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I do not own Naruto.
As of now, our favorite genin ( and one chuunin gosh ) were at the mall. Well, sort of.
Neji, Hinata, Sasuke, and Shino hadn't gotten there yet but they would.
REALLY. THEY WILL.
But in the meantime while we wait for our (extremely slow) missing members of the group, let's check on the ones that are actually HERE.
Like Kiba, Naruto, and Lee!
"Ok, ok. I have a plan." said Kiba holding up a sheet of paper.
"A plan? Why do we need a plan for the mall?" asked Naruto who hadn't had one thought in his mind remotely related to school.
"So apparently chicks dig cute stuff right?" Kiba said now turning the paper sideways as if he was trying to read it.
"Correct!" Lee said unneccesarily loudly.
"Well apparently, if we come in with stuff from that baby channel, uhh...what's it called? The Blue Channel? Fick Channel? Nick Channel? Oh yeah Nick Channel on tv, chicks will be all over us!" Kiba exclaimed finally deciding to give up whatever he was trying to read and throwing it on the ground.
"FOR SERIOUS?!"
"For serious."
"Then let's go!" Naruto shouted with a kick in the air and took off at the speed of light. But not really.
Meanwhile...
"Okay girls, so we're going to Limited Too first, then Extreme Nail Polish, then to Pretzel Kingdom, Super Fast Hats, Boiler Room Hotspot and then Rockin School Supplies last. Agreed?" said Ino who had a map she had found on the ground in her hands.
"Agreed!
Meanwhile...
Chouji and Shikamaru were just sitting there. Doing absolutely nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing
NOTHING.
"Forget this. Wanna go to Ichiraku?" Shikamaru said finally giving up. He tried to care. He really did. He even WALKED to the place (ableit in a very slow manner but still!) But he just couldn't. Caring was beyond him now.
"Would I ever!" said Chouji, happily skipping straight to Ichiraku. He didn't know why he came either. Maybe it was the food court. He didn't have enough time to care right now.
Meanwhile.
With Neji and Hinata things were rather...
um...
Stupid.
"Ok Hinata I have a hair appointment- I mean paper work to file today so I need you to do my shopping for me." Neji said while constantly fingering that stray hair the refused to smooth down.
"B-but Neji...you don't do paper-"
"Silence! Now, here is a list. I will call to see how things are going and here is 150 for my stuff."
"B-but-"
"Now off you go! See you later." and with that said Neji practically kicked HInata out the door with a giant list in her hands.
"Hm...maybe a manicure too..."
MEAN FREAKING WHILE!!
"Maybe I should go.."
"No.. maybe I shouldn't."
"But I should! I need supplies!"
"But I could always use my old stuff.."
"But that would be tacky!"
Our little Sasuke was debating with himself over whether he should go to the mall or not. Such an ordeal! Such an ordeal!
"But I could be attacked by fangirls!"
"...Or fanboys. Ew."
"No! I HAVE to go! In order to get stronger!" and with that Sasuke marched right through his front door and then to his porch before stopping again.
"Maybe I shouldn't..."
Meanwhile...( yes again)
Shino stood there with a list of school supplies in one hand and 20 in the other.
Shino stared at it.
Then he threw the list away.
Yes. Shino was done for the day.
Hinata was at the very least, confused.
Neji had sent her out to get school supplies, but the list was 20 acres long, and absolutely NO STORE would have a solid gold pencil sharpener with Neji's name engraved on it.
The things on that list were ridiculous!
Sighing, Hinata scratched out the golden pencil sharperner and decided she would come up with an equally ridiculous excuse as to why she didn't have it. If such riduculosity existed. ( No, it's not a word.)
The first thing she needed were pencils.
Party Pencils Supreme to be exact. With ' The Red Ones! Not those disgusting Brown ones!' scribbled next to it.
Where on earth...?
Walking into the mall, Hinata came face to face with a map of the mall and all the stores on it.
"Well, that could help."
Tracking down the School Supplies store, Hinata began her quest.
HUZZAH!
"Ok, ok. We decided on Spongebob SquarePants right?" Naruto said barely understanding his own chicken scratch writing on a piece of paper he was writing on.
"No! Dora the Explorer! It's hot!" Kiba nearly shouted with an agreement from Akamaru. This earned some stares which Kiba easily countered by flipping them off.
"I thought we decided on Dora too." Lee chimed in.
"Fine then! Dora it is! But I think they only have it in two colors." Naruto said while grumbling to himself about how Spongebob was SO much better.
"Psh! I saw it in five different colors. And 7 different kinds of bags." Kiba said while holding up his fingers trying to count while talking. Which wasn't working.
"Where?! You were obviously looking somewhere in the Twilight Zone because I saw Dora bags in Party Palace!" Naruto shouted while stomping his foot on the ground.
Kiba gasped.
"Party Palace?! That cheap rat hole! I'm talking about Endless Galaxy! The store with all those bags! It's somewhere in the back of the mall..." Kiba said pulling out his mall map.
"This way!"
End Chapter.
:D Okay. Done. Now I need to update Video Game. Chapters for both stories will be coming soon!
