afterwards edward wuz like oh shit fuck bitch titties what did i do! she's dead!111!1!11!11one!11!" but he kept going cuz the body was still warm and then he orgasmed and stuff was everywhere (AN: ew not his stuff, her bloody stuff perverts!) and then he was like "" and then jacob heard and was like "stfu mate or i will transformerz and roll out all over you." Suddenly edward looked at jacob like really loooooked at him and he relized he mowch he loved the gorgoues intian boy and then he pounced and they started kissing and making out while they kissed. "Jacob was like we shouldn't be doing this but i want to" said edward to jacob to jacob "no it's wrong your wife just died" he said while wipin some of bella's blood of his fingers and licking it "mmmmmmm blueberry" "she testes as good as she smelled" and then they aaughed and luaghed and lagghed and lagged and lasguhasdf until the saw the it was time to go. so they left holding hands. then they ran into Jasper who was edward left and kissed jacob goodbye and then left and they said "we'll meet again and do the sexy fun time" and jacob wuz like "oh yes that sounds like fun" then edward left for good but jacob was smarter than dumbass bella and didn't give an apeshit cuz he didn't want someone creeping on him while he slept.
the end.
hello agan to all my fans! srry i took so long 2 rite a new story i was buys but here you go the second part of my super awesome edward luv stry
warning this has sum sexy man lovin!
I do not own twilit becauxe i idn't rite it SMeyer rote it so go complain to here that everyune in he stry is strate
