This one is just gonna be a drabble.

Bluenumbuh4: I know, I had to include that!

Name: Facebook

Characters: 60 and 86

Rated: K+

Listening to: Kryptonite

"Why does this stupid thing say I'm in a relationship with numbuh 14?!"

"Because you're on my Facebook…I swear I meant to tell you soon Fanny! What are you doing with that knife?!"

Patton was later on the news being by a crazy redheaded girl holding a knife.