Chapter 2.
The man with the big ears sat up and looked directly at Amelia Pond and he winked at her. Of all the stupid things he could do – he decide to wink thought Amy. "Hello" he said with what was definitely a Northern Accent.
"You're from the North" Amy said resentfully.
Hmmph snorted Leather-clad Northern man, "Lots of planets have a North and besides at least I'm not a wretched Ginger Scott with a superiority complex."
"Shut your stupid face," Amy shouted back at the stranger. "How did you get in here? Where's the Doctor?"
The northern man with the large ears stood up and made a move that would have brushed the hair out of his eyes, if he had hair to brush out of his eyes. He seemed shocked for a moment as if he had expected himself to have long hair and that it had suddenly disappeared without his knowledge. He eyed the young redhead and said, "I'm the Doctor and I'm not exactly sure who you are."
Amy took a deep breath, "I'm Amy… Amy Pond and you are not the Doctor. First off you look nothing like him. Not at all. And if you were really the Doctor you would remember who I am."
"Wrong," said the Doctor smugly. "You are so absolutely and completely wrong. I am the Doctor so therefore I look like the Doctor. As for the not remembering part… I'm at least 1100 years old. I've been travelling in this box for the past 900 or so years." A small smile crossed his face, "Anyway I've been travelling for around 900 years which I have now decided is my age and do you really expect me to remember every single person I've met in that time? There's also the possibility that you're from my own personal future and that really shouldn't happen because that just messes with causality."
"I don't believe it. The Doctor is… well he's so much more than you. He's my best friend, he wears bow ties and fezzes, he lets my husband pretend to help fix the TARDIS" Amy said.
"Hah!" shouted the Doctor, "Definitely the from the future then. Too bad it sounds like I've gone senile if I'm back to wearing bow ties."
Amy took a few steps forward towards the big eared man claiming to be the Doctor, "Really though… Who are you? You know it's not good to lie."
The Doctor leaned forward right towards Amy's face. They were eye to eye and only inches apart. "I told you already you stupid ape, I'm the Doctor!" he bellowed.
She raised her hand and slapped him hard across the face. "You don't talk to me like that!" she shouted. "I can't believe this is you in your past. You're so rude, mean actually. You're just mad in my time but I love you. You're my best friend and you would never act like this!"