Regrets never felt so...hysterically funny
Chapter two
Naruto: Okay this one isn't all the way done yet…as you can see but Ritsuka is working on it so be patient...but since Ritsuka is nice she said she was letting you have a short summary of what to expect in this chapter
Sasuke: What?! She never said that…Naruto are pulling the same stunt you did in the waterfall village.
Risuka: sigh I guess since he already said so I will.
Sasuke: Naruto have you ever thought about thinking?
Naruto: Yeah
Sasuke: Well how about you try it more often, idiot. I'm sorry about him Ritsuka.
Ritsuka: It's fine...okay on to the the summary.
After finding out who was who, Sasuke finds out a secret about Naruto...that even Naruto hates. His girlfriend...she treats him like dirt and yells at him for tiny things. Plus she kinda acts like Naruto.
But what would happen to Sasuke when he meets all his so-called-friends...what will they do when they find out the guy all the girls wanted, guys wanted to be...and the guys he wants will do to him when they find out about his sudden aprence...such a sucky summary though
Ritsuka: the next chapter...guys get started
Naruto: Yay!! )
Sasuke: Got it...com'on Naruto (grabs his hand and pulls him back to the top of the tree)
Regrets never felt so...hysterically funny
Chapter two
"Naruto?" I mumbled to myself, "Oh your that cocky loser that was in my group…group 7 I believe."
"Well…I guess it's a good thing that you remember me," Naruto grumbled as he glares at me, "So Sasuke, what are you doing here? I thought you and Orchimaru were gonna take over the world together," he said in a unusually harsh tone.
"I guess you can say I changed my mind when I found out who he really was," I said with a sigh.
"See Sasuke, I told you so…but do you listen to me nooooo…" Naruto taunt.
"Aw here we go again with the 'I told you so's," I grumbled, "Naruto, could you please not point out my mistakes, I do that my self thank you. I don't need you doing that for me."
Suddenly with out notice, Naruto pulls me to his chest, "I'm sorry," He says running his hands through my black hair. I just looked at him with wide eyes, but his eyes were shut.
"Your such an idiot, Naruto," I said in a mere murmur after a moment, leaning into his chest freely with a miserable sigh.
After a few minutes in heaven, witch felt like forever, we both hear a loud yell beneath us, which made us both jump. Then we hear it again:
"Hay Naruto!! Where the hell did you go?! NARUTO!!!"
"Who the hell is that?" I whispered furiously, strangling Naruto.
He looked at me with his beautiful blue eyes slapping my hand away, "It's Sakura," he said holding his neck where I choked him.
"More annoying then ever. But still the same, I see." I said as I looked at the pink haired teen who for some reason was looking for Naruto.
"Yeah tell me about it. She's always yelling at me and I'm dating her for god sake and…hay what's wrong Sasuke?" he said looking blankly at me.
I dunno what's wrong since forever I hated them both, but why do I fell so damn upset…or jealous in other words. Why should I care about him and Sakura being together?
"Sasuke?" Naruto asked as he cocked his head to the side, trying to look concerned.
"It's nothing!" I said jumping on the other tree.
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I started taunting my self with the thoughts of Naruto and Sakura.
Why am I so jealous of Sakura and Naruto. I never did like Sakura. Plus Naruto's a…never mind…if there happy I should be happy for the…but I can't because of this damn…
"My, my, my if it's not Sasuke Uchicha…what brings you back to Konoha village?" I hear someone say bring me from my trail of thought.
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Naruto: So Ritsuka...why is it called Naruto's escape when it's more about Sasuke and him geting away from Orchimaru?
Sasuke: Yeah i was wondering the same thing too...
Ritsuka: You'll have to wait till the future chapters to understand.
Naruto: Aww Ritsuka...why me
Sasuke: So does everyone else, idiot.