Chapter One:
Ron, like other 15 year-olds has lost his mind and does not know where to find it.
Could you help him?

Hermione: "Can you believe the writer of that book?
He said that the goblin raid of Glorfunk was in 1589, on July 3rd,
but it really was on July 2nd of 1587!
…Can you believe this nonsense is what they're teaching us?!?!?!"
Ron: "How did you find that out?"
Harry: "Darr"
Hermione: "Well they said…."
Ron: "Hermione! Don't listen! They're EEVIIILLLL!
Evil I tell you, evil! Everyone is always saying THEY said this, and
THEY say that, don't you know they're trying to control the toilets!
Uh.. um…I mean the world!"
Harry: " You mean that they want to make the toilet flush on and
on to make the cold water go away and make Dumbeldore scream like Ginny?"
Ginny: "I heard that!"
Hermione: " Okay, great, my boyfriend has finally lost it.
I knew that Harry was a bad influence. Oh my gosh!
I've spent time with Harry too! I'm going to go insane!"