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Thank a bunch guys, I hope you liked my story. Since school it coming up, I might as well give you guys a "going away present".. just because. :D
I am craving some Maid Service Humour today, what do you guys think? =w=
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Lily was sitting on their shared couch, a simple hot pink cotton couch that was three seats long, her body at the moment was lazily hanging off the side and she covered all 3 of the seats with her sluggish but surprisingly very beautiful body. She wore a rather lazy outfit, a black tank top and golden shortie shorts. Her hair was a mess for she was too lazy once again to brush it, multiple ahoges were very noticable and it looked painfully tangled in the back. Both men and women would wince at the sight of the blonde jungled hair. Reading a vulgar magazine through her cracked up monocle, reason because she had accidentally sat on them on June 9th whilst laughing hysterically at the date. Luka thought it was very immature but the dumb blonde was actually very clever to notice the date. Not only was her monocle used for her oddly one bad eye, she used it for jokes and impersonations of the presidents and news anchors on their 50 inch Sanyo TV. The television was pathetic compared to the ones their richer neighbors had, a full on plasma HD TV that could be viewed 3D or not just by the click of a button.
There was a noise at the door, a big loud knock but Lily did not hear past the thunderstorm happening outside.
The door was then kicked down, a miracle that it was still hanging slightly on the hinges. Lily saw that the her second pair of house keys was forcefully jammed into the keyhole and seemed to have been stuck in its place again. The blonde looked in haste, noticing it was just her best friend.. wait.. Her best friend?! Her monocle popper right off due to the surprise shock.
Like most girls, they would not want to be caught doing something as perverse as this so the blonde tried to stuff it in the couch or something. Unfortunately, Karma had other plans when the couch magically became as hard as a rock and the frantic blonde couldn't seem to push the magazine into the creasing fold pits. If the couch made an expression; it would exactly impersonate a troll face.
"Lily! What the heck, girl?! I texted you like freakin' 7 ti-" The pinkette's words were cut off. A gasp caused by the sight of her best friend scrambling something suspicious up her shirt. Luka marched over, only after she slipping off her blue flats into neat little shoe boxes under near the coathangers and shut the deathly near broken green door gently.. after removing the jammed key of coarse. These acts made her stern, serious look rather amusing and adorable than it was aggressive, but Luka did not care enough to realize. The pinkette tackled her best friend on the couch, pinned her best friend's free hand against the cotton couch and reached her hand up the blonde's shirt, trying and succeeding into pulling out the dirty, horrific magazine.
"Help! My best friend is raping me!" Lily squirmed in place while yelling very loudly in a hoarse tone and gave out frequent audible whimpers,"I knew this day would come! Someone help me, this woman is crazy and lonely!" She yelled at the direction of the door and window as if someone was really watching the whole time. The blonde knew how to play dirty, even in a situations like this, this dummy counterpart in their friendship would still manage to put on an act, pretend to be really scared and used it as an alternate plan into teasing Luka to a state of flusteration and rosy-cheeked embarrassment.
"What... What is this?!" The tall, busty woman created a disgusted face at the sight of the magazine. She had already put the disgusting garbage in her right hand as far away as possible from the blonde woman; therefore declining her the chance into getting her grubby little hands on the reads again. Lily had tried to sneak by some hardcore lesbian hentai once again but has failed by the hands of the raging pinkette. "Lily! We've talked about this! You know how I feel about people degrading themselves over attention and viewer's arousement!" The angered (and dare I say cute) Luka was stomping her right foot repeatedly on the ground, waiting any moment for her best friend to speak up and answer.
"L-look Luka-chan, I-I'm really sorry you had to see me read that. Words cannot even describe how terribly sorry I really am right now.. Can we just pretend this never happened? Come on, it was just a joke..! Ah ha ah hahahah!" Clearly this "joke" did not reach register in the angered one. Instead, Lily decided to switch up her tactics a little differently. She wrapped her hands around Luka's free hand, the one closest to the blonde. Puppy eyes, the famous Masuda Lily look. "I.. I reawwy reawwy sawwy about this..." Another trick, the baby voice and the crocidile tears to top off an unbelievable amount of truth charm to her performance. They say that even the most skeptical man would give in and believe her amazing show, Luka was a curious of why Lily hadn't just go up to the president and told him that she was the new president instead yet.
"Baka! This isn't going to work again, Lily-chan." Luka kept her figure high and mighty for she wanted to regain her winning fire going again after it had put out by today's thunderstorm.
Lily merely made a puppy whimper and crawled down to her master's feet, clinging onto Luka's soaking wet jeans and white damp socks.
"I.. I promise not to do this ever again, Lulu-chan~!" Anime waterfall tears flowing from the blonde's face, clearly running her mascara, creating more of an effect. Using the childhood nickname as a guilt reeler, the less busty woman cried at the feet of her best friend. To be honest, this is not the first time she "promised" to not do something ever again. In this type of lesbian situation, this is about the 4th time Lily has promised not to but has failed to keep.
Luka sighed for she was a bit too soft and went easy on her best friend, believing every bit of the crying act. The pinkette was an absolutely sucker for crying because she believed that crying is all seriousness, this is a concept Luka has developed over her years as the "Toeto".
"It's.. daijobou, Lily-chan. Just don't do it ever again, alright?" The pink friend sighed and smiled as she petted the head of her crying blonde. Lily looked up, seeing that the magazine was placed in front of her face. "Dispose of this at once, Lily-chan. I can't do it at the moment, I have to make an important phone call with a business." Lily appalled at the magazine as she took it, wiping some of the makeup from her nose and cheeks.
"W-who are you calling Luka-chan? Did you get fired or something?" Lily looked up for she was still on her knees. In lieu, Luka only nodded her head and went off into her room, shutting it. The blonde heard the distinct sound of the doorknob locking and pulled up a bit. Why? Because the busty woman's door was semi broken and won't lock unless you pull up the doorknob.
"Konnichiwa, Miss Megurine Luka-san. I am Yowane Haku, how may I assist you today?" The most obvious thing about the this young, silver haired woman is that her voice seemed a bit musky.. and drunk? She dressed in a dark grey business like coat with a purple tie reaching a little past her stomach, a white blouse, and finishing off the "down-to-business" look was a black pencil skirt that stopped around above knee level.
"Y-yes, I would li-like to apply for this j-job please!" Luka stuttered, this was her first time being interviewed like this. Usually she would apply and they would put her up right away due to the packed business hours. The pinkette was clever, very clever, always finding the time to get a job and avoid these nerve wracking interviews.
"What makes you think you are suitable for this job, Miss Megurine-san?" She sat behind her desk, her hawk eyes looking at every bit of her possible potential worker. Propping up both her arms on the wooden desk and intertwining her fingers together in front of her lips, she spoke in a nearly inaudible slur.
"A-ah, yes! I work very well with people," This was a lie, this little Toeto was horrible with people besides part her family and Lily although over the years, the pinkette's started opening up to certain people with certain personalities,"I-I clean very nicely around my house and I thought si-since I was so good at it, I would be able to pull it off as a job, pl-please!" Oh yeah, real smooth Luka.
"Could you please stand up for a bit?" Haku motioned her to stand. The nervous woman did what she was told and stood up out of her wool chair with wooden armrests. "Could you twirl for me, please?" The silver haired woman made a circle motion with her right index finger. The pinkette did not disappoint and did what was asked of her. After four.. or was it seven twirls, the pinkette became dizzy and reached for the wooden armrests of her chair, a hand also up to her forehead. Waiting for the answer of the serious business woman, Luka was only greeted by mere silence, something she usually found bliss but this type of silence was deathly hollow.
"I think you might be suitable for the job, Miss Megurine Luka. You have a gorgeous figure that I'm sure my workers would kill for something like that," She pointed down to the pinkette's huge chest and rather amazing hourglass waist," and I have to admit, you are very very VERY beautiful. Even more beautiful than myself," Haku spoke with a definite tone. The sudden rupture in the silent barrier between them made Luka jump a bit, soon causing her to sit down her grassy green wool chair.
"O-oh! Th-thank you so much, Miss Yowane-san!" Luka blushed from the compliment.
Silence...
"Do-does this mean I'll get the job?" She decided to bash her question into the awkward silence. Haku puzzled her question, brainstorming up an answer in her head. The silver woman's left eye twitched a bit, making the pinkette more tedious and nervous by the second. Again:
Silence...
"I think you are very suitable for the job. You have a nice figure and every fiber of aura you give off is actually positive and.. not psychotic." With fingers still intertwined in front of her face, the flustered pinkie found it very difficult to make out the young silver's facial expression and emotion. As of right now, her voice was as dark and cold as the ice cube Lily has stuffed in Luka's bra the other night. "Damnit, that was not funny, Lily-chan..." Her fists clenched with furious tick marks as she thought back in her memories.
"Erm.. Tha-thank you! ...?" Trembling, nervous, and a dash of fear, the young pink haired woman sweatdropped and didn't know whether to take it as a compliment or some sort of fight threat. Deciding with two scenarios in her head, the first one: she would flip the desk over the cold woman and declare her to a fisticuffs. She would have to go with the second one though, simply take it as a half compliment and go on with her day, hopefully not startling the woman into some sort of Maid Smackdown.
"S-so! I got the job?" Their gazes met once again in a staring contest, also meeting their worse enemy.
Silence...
"This is getting ridiculous." Luka thought in her head, but became embarrassed and rosy-cheeked when realizing she was thinking out loud. "A-ah! I'm so sorry you had to hear that, Miss Yowane-san! Please forgive me!" She bowed her head in a quick motion, nearly hitting her pink bangs on Haku's neat wooden desk.
"Haha, it's no problem at all. You got spunk, kid." Funny. Haku looked about the same age as Luka. "Just don't slip up like that again or I'll fire ya." Finally, with some emotion, the silver haired woman smiled a very toothy one and proceeded with her paperwork.
"A-ah yes..-" A hard realization, "Oh thank you so much Miss Yowane, I won't let you down! You'll be proud of the things I do and in the future, you'll practically see the progr-" There was a ringing chyme from Haku's business phone placed neatly upon her desk, near her lamp and appointment book. Not wanting to seem rude, Luka stopped speaking and gestured her hand towards the phone, signalling Haku to answer it. Bewildered at who can be calling at this time, the silver haired boss picked up the old fashioned phone handle and spoke diligently into it.
"Hello, Haku's Maid Services. How may I help you this fine evening?" The caller on the other line seemed very pissy, almost yelling through the phone lines. But because the fact that he was yelling, Luka could note out some of the words and put them in an orderly way so she could understand the conversation. Yes, she was indeed eavesdropping but for a good cause now that she was newly hired.
"Yes, is this the maid services?," Haku replied yes while nodding her head as if the caller was only standing outside the back window,"I have a very bad Diva that absolutely will NOT keep her room clean no matter how many times I tell her to." Was is just Luka or did she hear someone in the background scream in a crying tone "No Father, no! Not another one! I promise I'll do better, please please please don't get another maid" only to be responded with "No Miku-san! This was the last straw, you MUST get a maid now for this filthy wreck you call a room!"
"Indeed it is, good sir. How may we help you today?" Haku sat back in her brown leathery roller chair. Luka just remembered an errand, just by the sight of her chair. She needed to get one of those big rolling chairs for her best friend on her birthday. Evil genius, big boss chair, evil monocle, white fluffy cat, Lily would certainly love for Luka to come in her room one day and act all big and tough "I've been expecting you" as she turns around in her big leathery chair. "Enough of that! What are they saying?" She mentally slapped herself and shook her head rapidly, earning an awkward stare from her now new boss.
"I need a maid- quick! Gah! Let go of my leg Miku-san! Send me anyone, somebody help this little girl, she lives in a danpusutā!" The man was talking to both this "Miku-san" person and the business lady at the same time, making the pinkette's brain malfunction trying to connect up the broken words. Wait.. why was her boss smiling so deviantly? Who is this "Miku-san" person the man on the other line spoke of? And why did he call her a "Diva"? The only person she knew that would fit the clues was..
Luka gasped at her own thoughts: "Hatsune Miku..? Oh my God, Hatsune Miku! I'm gonna be Hatsune Miku's new maid?!" Her inner thoughts high-fived, fist-pumped, everything expressing happiness to herself for she was a huge fan of the Diva's works. When I say huge, I mean HUGE fan. So much that Lily has caught her best friend in several occasions singing to Hatsune Miku's "Melt" while dressed in her cosplay, dancing and jumping up and down on her severely broken pink bed. But in the back of her mind, she also thought that maybe it was mere coincidence and that it was just some child named Miku who was just so spoiled she was nicknamed "Diva". Alas, Luka rejected the thought and stayed high in her hopes.
"You're in luck, sir. We just got a new employee today and she will start immediately." Haku looked over at Luka, her smile radiant and giving off a magnificent glow. Haku was smiling too but probably out of doughs of money that will soon come in her office in wheelbarrows. "Thank you sir, we will dispatch our new maid to you as soon as possible. Where is your house?"
"Hontouni arigatou gozai mashi ta! Oh it's pretty easy to find, we live on top of VocaCity. I am Mr. Kenmochi, the father of the Vocaloids, please help my Hatsune Miku; she really needs a maid for her room! I will pay you all the costs of the personal maid, just try to come here as soon as possible." The man sounded pretty desperate in Luka's perspective. And with that, after a casual "Have a nice day" from Haku, she placed the phone back in the correct place and smiled brightly at the once nervous pinkette.
Haku made a smile as she placed the phone back on top of the dialer.
"You in luck, kid. We just got you your first house to clean up. Double luck, you only have to clean one room because they have hired you as a personal maid. A triple stroke of luck, you have the honour to be Hatsune Miku's personal maid." Her eyes shot right through Luka; that nervous, polite woman from the interview suddenly became a giddy 14 year old fangirl. "I see you are happy. Well, please go in that dressing room down the hall on the left and from there you'll find a girl named Kasane Teto. She will measure your lengths and will find a dress most suitable for someone like yourself. I expect you to be at their house in 30 minutes, their house is not so far from here. The bus ride is only about 5 and Teto-san is a magician with clothing, getting you suited up in about 20." Haku smiled and closed her eyes, pushing the glasses back up at the bridge of her nose.
"Y-yes sir! Er- I mean ma'am! I mean- Ga-ah!" Luka felt quite embarrassed for tripping over her own words, too excited in becoming the new maid of the Vocaloid household. But before she could put herself in another tongue twister, she got up, thanked her new boss, and skipped merrily down the hall.
"Door in left at the end of the hall~" The tall woman skipped (and jiggled) down the hallway, attracting many glances from the coworkers, all dressed in similar outfits of a black dress with white trimmings at the rims and hem, white aprons with a large bow knot in the back, white gloves that became ruffled around the wrists, dark coloured stockings with or without fish nets, and finally a white bonnet with black strings intertwined within it. One of the girls didn't notice the large breasted woman jumping and skipping childishly down the hallway though, she was too busy texting someone.. or maybe two, no wait three, or maybe about eight. Well whatever she was doing, she absolutely would not take her eyes of that yellow cellphone.
Finally reaching the destination, the pinkette gently knocked on the door with her knuckles. After some waiting, someone answered with a rather loud cheery burst. Luka nearly fell backwards at the sight of the twin spinning drills slowly coming to a halt.
"Ah- Uwaaahhh!" The pinkette fell on her butt, looking up at the spinning drills. "Di-did I do something? Wha-whatever I did, I-I'm so sorry! Watashi o koroshi te ha ike nai!" The larger woman got on her knees and repeatedly slammed her head against the floor, her hands becoming sweaty for she was about to face death on her first day. Worst of all, right before she was to meet her assigned Diva.
"Ne? What are you doing on the floor, you silly girl?" The girl with twintail weapons for her hair got down at the same height as the frightened woman, shaking the shoulders at a rather fast speed. "Are you hurt?! You poor little girl!" The woman stopped her twintails completely and quickly ran in the room, grabbing the First Aid Kit on the top shelf labeled "Cabinet 2".
"No-no! Chouto matte! I'm not hurt at all!" The pink haired woman yelled, flailing her arms at the sight of the needle being pulled out with some Clorox sanitation wipes. "I'm fine, I-I promise! I was just scared of those spinny thingys!" She pointed at the drills placed on both sides of her head.
"'Spinny thingys'?" The redheaded woman giggled, bringing her red polished fingers up to her mouth. "You poor little girl, this is just hair. Think of it like that from a birth defect, do not worry your sweet little head about it, alright? It's not like I'll attack you." That's odd. This woman looked WAY younger than Luka, about age 15-ish to be precise. From Luka's perspective, her drills reminded her of the painful memories she had with her so-called dentist friends.
"Excuse me if I may seem rude but.. how old are you? And.. eto... do you know Miss "Kasane Teto"? Miss Yowane Haku-san told me to come here to get my fitting." The once scared little pink kitty got up, brushed the dust off her front calves, and glanced up at the twintailed redhead who was way shorter when Luka stood up her full height.
"Oh that's not a problem, I get asked this question all the time. I'm 30 years old." Luka brought up her hand and clutched the heart of her shirt in supersonic speed, as if she was having a heart attack from pure shock. "Please don't be shocked, I am a chimera! Do not call me ma'am please! In your human age, I'm only about 15 and a half." Luka's guess was off by a little but close enough. "You are looking for Teto? Well look no more because I am Kasane Teto!" She jumped and spread her arms. The pinkette gulped because she just remembered that this woman had to do her fitting..
"Ah yes.. You are the woman who will do my fitting, Miss Kasane Teto-san." She gulped once more for she was slowly losing her bravery by the second to a girl about a foot shorter than herself.
"No need to be so formal, think of me as your friend!" She hopped, clapping her little hands together. Her smile was rather too radiant and a bit dense, but Luka thought she a nice cheery young.. middle aged woman. She acted like a little kid though, no one would catch Luka dead if she were to do something as kiddish as that.. "Okay, I take that back. I really want to meet Hatsune Miku!" the pinkette thought back to herself, regretting that she was now temporarily cursed.
"Well alright Teto-san, why don't we get started?" Luka walked in the room.
"As you wish, our boss told me your were really stunning. Wow, she didn't lie at all." Teto giggled, making Luka blush at yet another compliment. Never before has she received so many compliments in one day, at home all she ever got was a butt-load of teasing from her so-called best friend Lily.
"Ah ah ah." The tall pink haired woman waggled her finger and tisked, then pointing to the needle still in Teto's hand. "Put that away first." Teto merely chuckled, placing the First Aid Kit back in its rightful location, reaching into "Cabinet 1" to pull out a yellow flexible measuring tape.
"Let's begin."
I can't blame Luka, I hate needles too. D: They scare the heck out of me.
Wow, in my opinion, this chapter looks too short. O_o; Sorry about that. If there are any mistakes that I might have overlooked, please forgive me. ^u^;
The chapter is over, sorry. =w=;
I will try my best to post another soon if you guys are still interested, I hope school won't ruin your chance to drop by for a read. Owo;
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