See ? I kept my promise about the update so don't shoot me now okay ? This
aint gonna be pretty haahahahaha. Okay, just read allready.
Bakura: ...
Don't mind him, he's acting like Kai because he didn't wanna eat his carrots.
Bakura: ...
Anyways, let's start
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the yu-gi-oh characters, I never had and I never will. (Didn't I allready write a disclaimer? Oh well...)
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Chapter 2: YamiS and dogs.
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Ryou's p.o.v
I told you Bakura stopped with the homework eating (at least he stopped with MY homework) but now he's drinking water out of the goddamn toilet... "shivers" I've got some horrible memories about that.
*flashback *
A scout-girl came by my doorstep to sell some cookies. I was allready on a gigantic sugar-high that day so I didn't need any of that vanilla cookies (drool). The girl said that was okay and asked if she could go to the toilet because she was almost exploding. I didn't wanna see a girl explode and I didn't want Bakura to have fun because a head just flew by so I just pointed her where the toilet was (for as far as I knew) . The girl smiled and thanked me and for a minute, as she ran to the toilet, I thought she was an alien. Why? Who knows, I just did.
Anyways, as soon as the girl entered the room she screamed, then I screamed and then she laughed. I thought she was making fun of my scream so I rushed over. Never insult my scream, I like my scream, I love my poor little scream (pets scream). But as soon as I came by the toilet door, I saw she was pinting her finger to some albino kid who was drinking out of the toilet. I almost puked because Bakura had just gone to the bathroom and never learned how to flush. I ran aff, pulling the girl with me. She punched me a couple of times, leaving some blood marks and black spots. I started crying and she comforted me but I told her to go away and never come back. She hurt me "cries".
When Bakura came back, his mouth was brown and he was licking his lips. "Now that was nice water"
*end flashback *
OMG, that was a horrible flashback, so stupid... did that ever happen? I don't think so... anyways, it's still not very clean and very dirty...the same thing, I know but I have to keep on talking...
I saw Bakura come out of the bathroom again and he started scrathing his ear with his right foot. I thought Bakura was turning into a dog and strangely enough, I was right. Suddenly Bakura ran to the refrigerator on foor feet, hands, paws..... whatever. He opened it (what was very impressive for a dog) and he took out some whipcream. He squized some of the whipcream in his mouth. Some of the whipcream stayed around his mouth. I knew it was only whipcream but still I started to run around like a little baby and I screamed: " HELP!!! MAD DOG!!!" I wonder if I was correct, after all, Bakura still is a man...yami...dog? Whatever...
I only started screaming really soud as soon as Bakura wanted me to pet him. I just couldn't understand, I always thought that Joey was the only dog among humans.... and maybe Kaiba had something from a poodel, but that's it.
Bakura suddenly went upstairs, he fell a few steps down but he kept on climbing. When he was upstairs I had to wait for a sec and then Bakura came rolling down the stairs. As soon as he gained conciousness, he showed me a rope and walked towards the door. I sighed. If I didn't want him to do what he needed to do on the carpet, I had to go walk with him in the park.
We walked and walked and Bakura stopped with every streetlight, not understanding his pants was still on. Eventually, we came with the park, and their we met our old friends. Yugi was walking in the park with Joey on a rope and Mokuba was letting Kaiba run after a frisbee. I walked towards them and they all said hi. Mokuba gave Bakura a cookie and I let him go play with Joey and Kaiba.
Yugi and Mokuba explained that all three of them had the "whenpeoplestarttoactlikedogsandprefertostaythatwaycauseitcausesthemmuchcomf ortandnoworries-syndrom". I sighed and sat with them on a bench. As we talked, Bakura was doing some very bad things to Kaiba and Yami was doing some very bad things to Bakura. O_o, you can see it as a hotdog.
When all three of us finally realized what they were doing, we brutally took them away from each other. I was trying to control Bakura but he wasn't a really good dog. Kaiba was listening very good and sat next to Mokuba and Joey was just doing stuff on Yugi's leg O_o.
We all said our goodbyes and walked away. I guess Bakura is gonna stay that way forever. Now, Kaiba and Bakura are pregnant but they will eat their children as soon as they are there so no worries. Life was gonna be almost the same from now on, only it was Bakura who obeyed my orders instead of me obeying Bakura's orders. Mwuhahahahahahahaha!!!
So that is our boring life.
Oh, and Bakura is eating my homework again.
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So, how was that? The last chapter and now it is complete.
Please review people, I would gratefull if you would do that. I just love those reviews...
Bakura: ...
Don't mind him, he's acting like Kai because he didn't wanna eat his carrots.
Bakura: ...
Anyways, let's start
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the yu-gi-oh characters, I never had and I never will. (Didn't I allready write a disclaimer? Oh well...)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Chapter 2: YamiS and dogs.
..................................................
Ryou's p.o.v
I told you Bakura stopped with the homework eating (at least he stopped with MY homework) but now he's drinking water out of the goddamn toilet... "shivers" I've got some horrible memories about that.
*flashback *
A scout-girl came by my doorstep to sell some cookies. I was allready on a gigantic sugar-high that day so I didn't need any of that vanilla cookies (drool). The girl said that was okay and asked if she could go to the toilet because she was almost exploding. I didn't wanna see a girl explode and I didn't want Bakura to have fun because a head just flew by so I just pointed her where the toilet was (for as far as I knew) . The girl smiled and thanked me and for a minute, as she ran to the toilet, I thought she was an alien. Why? Who knows, I just did.
Anyways, as soon as the girl entered the room she screamed, then I screamed and then she laughed. I thought she was making fun of my scream so I rushed over. Never insult my scream, I like my scream, I love my poor little scream (pets scream). But as soon as I came by the toilet door, I saw she was pinting her finger to some albino kid who was drinking out of the toilet. I almost puked because Bakura had just gone to the bathroom and never learned how to flush. I ran aff, pulling the girl with me. She punched me a couple of times, leaving some blood marks and black spots. I started crying and she comforted me but I told her to go away and never come back. She hurt me "cries".
When Bakura came back, his mouth was brown and he was licking his lips. "Now that was nice water"
*end flashback *
OMG, that was a horrible flashback, so stupid... did that ever happen? I don't think so... anyways, it's still not very clean and very dirty...the same thing, I know but I have to keep on talking...
I saw Bakura come out of the bathroom again and he started scrathing his ear with his right foot. I thought Bakura was turning into a dog and strangely enough, I was right. Suddenly Bakura ran to the refrigerator on foor feet, hands, paws..... whatever. He opened it (what was very impressive for a dog) and he took out some whipcream. He squized some of the whipcream in his mouth. Some of the whipcream stayed around his mouth. I knew it was only whipcream but still I started to run around like a little baby and I screamed: " HELP!!! MAD DOG!!!" I wonder if I was correct, after all, Bakura still is a man...yami...dog? Whatever...
I only started screaming really soud as soon as Bakura wanted me to pet him. I just couldn't understand, I always thought that Joey was the only dog among humans.... and maybe Kaiba had something from a poodel, but that's it.
Bakura suddenly went upstairs, he fell a few steps down but he kept on climbing. When he was upstairs I had to wait for a sec and then Bakura came rolling down the stairs. As soon as he gained conciousness, he showed me a rope and walked towards the door. I sighed. If I didn't want him to do what he needed to do on the carpet, I had to go walk with him in the park.
We walked and walked and Bakura stopped with every streetlight, not understanding his pants was still on. Eventually, we came with the park, and their we met our old friends. Yugi was walking in the park with Joey on a rope and Mokuba was letting Kaiba run after a frisbee. I walked towards them and they all said hi. Mokuba gave Bakura a cookie and I let him go play with Joey and Kaiba.
Yugi and Mokuba explained that all three of them had the "whenpeoplestarttoactlikedogsandprefertostaythatwaycauseitcausesthemmuchcomf ortandnoworries-syndrom". I sighed and sat with them on a bench. As we talked, Bakura was doing some very bad things to Kaiba and Yami was doing some very bad things to Bakura. O_o, you can see it as a hotdog.
When all three of us finally realized what they were doing, we brutally took them away from each other. I was trying to control Bakura but he wasn't a really good dog. Kaiba was listening very good and sat next to Mokuba and Joey was just doing stuff on Yugi's leg O_o.
We all said our goodbyes and walked away. I guess Bakura is gonna stay that way forever. Now, Kaiba and Bakura are pregnant but they will eat their children as soon as they are there so no worries. Life was gonna be almost the same from now on, only it was Bakura who obeyed my orders instead of me obeying Bakura's orders. Mwuhahahahahahahaha!!!
So that is our boring life.
Oh, and Bakura is eating my homework again.
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So, how was that? The last chapter and now it is complete.
Please review people, I would gratefull if you would do that. I just love those reviews...