Chris:
Last time on Total Drama Revisited: 22 Contestants started the new season and they broke up into two teams, Team Lovable Losers and Team Vicious and Delicious. Who will win the first challenge? Who will be voted out? Find out Tonight on Total Drama Revisited!
(Theme Song)
(TLL)
Nirvana:
*I can't believe I'm here I love Total Drama and now I'm part of it. Mark my words I will Win*
Tyler:
Good Morning.
Nirvana:
Good Morning to you too Tyler. (smiles)
Tyler:
Wanna go for a job?
Nirvana:
Of course I bet I'll beat you back.
Tyler:
Oh you're on (runs into the wall next to the open door)
Nirvana:
Run behind me before you really hurt yourself.
Tyler:
(runs behind)
Trent:
They're getting along.
Gwen:
Y-yeah.
Trent:
Nice to see you again.
Gwen:
You too Trent.
Gwen:
*I won't fall in love with Trent again we're through (nervous laugh)*
Kevin:
(walks outside)
Dawn:
Salutations
Kevin:
Oh Hi. (Smiles) I'm Kevin.
Dawn:
Dawn (smiles back)
Kevin:
Well our teams are enemies it seems.
Dawn:
That doesn't mean we must be enemies.
Kevin:
That is true.
Dawn:
Just look at the girls and Duncan.
Kevin:
Yes. Gwen and Courtney had a little quarrel about Duncan last night.
Dawn:
It must get pretty nasty over there.
Kevin:
Kind of.
Dawn:
My team is a lot of nice people maybe we have an advantage? (smiles)
Kevin:
Let yourself believe that (smiles smugly)
Dawn:
*giggles* It will be fun with you as an opponent.
Kevin:
I agree.
Kevin:
*Dawn is really nice. It's a relief on the team I'm o-
Eva:
(Screaming) Are you done in there Beanpole? I have to vent!
Kevin:
(scared) Just about.
Eva:
GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE I STUFF YOU IN THE TOILET!
Kevin:
(runs out of the Confessional)
(TVAD)
Bridgette:
*I hope I last longer than last time. I mean the last 2 times I've played I didn't even make it past 4 episodes as a contestant*
Lightning:
Dawn why were you talking to the boy from the other team a second ago?
Dawn:
Kevin? He's nice
Harold:
He might seem nice but he could be trying to gain your trust to betray you.
Dawn:
No I read his aura and his aura had nothing but honesty trust me if I sensed any bit of suspicion I wouldn't have spoken to him.
Lightning:
More about Auras and readin' minds and *bleep* you startin' to sound pretty crazy nature girl.
Dawn:
I don't care how I sound I know my judgment.
Bridgette:
Everybody calm down I know Dawn and I trust her she wouldn't do anything to jeopardize our tribe. If she got good vibes about him he must be a good guy.
Ezekiel:
Whatever Eh. I'm voting for Dawn. I can't trust anyone who can read my thoughts. Ya know.
Dawn:
I can't read minds.
Ezekiel:
Whatever it's still creepy.
Dawn:
*What is so creepy about reading auras?*
Bridgette:
I think we should chill out.
(TLL)
Courtney:
Why were you talking to her?
Kevin:
Who?
Courtney:
Don't play dumb you're smarter than I am. Dawn.
Kevin:
She talked to me first. She's nice.
Courtney:
She could be getting you to spill our secrets.
Kevin:
I thought you said I was smarter than you.
Courtney:
I did.
Kevin:
Well if I'm smarter than you don't you think I'd avoid telling her any kind of secret?
Courtney:
I guess so.
Kevin:
Trust me on this Dawn won't know our strategies.
Courtney:
Fair enough.
Kevin:
While we're on the topic. Why were YOU sneaking over to talk to Duncan last night?
Courtney:
I-I-I That's Different!
Kevin:
How?
Courtney:
I already know Duncan. Duh.
Kevin:
Who says I don't know Dawn? We're both from Vancouver.
Courtney:
I-I guess so I'm sorry.
Kevin:
*I can't believe I got out of that (laughs) I have never seen Dawn outside of watching her on TDRI*
Chris:
(Over Loud Speaker) Hello Campers report to the mess hall it's time for lunch!
Alejandro:
An Eating challenge already?
Heather:
Seems like it so you'd better eat!
Heather:
*So it'll be a gross food eating challenge where we have Al and Trent who both suck at eating disgusting things so we're in trouble*
Dawn:
*I'm a Vegetarian I'll have a problem eating meat. I love all of my animal friends. I can't eat any of them*
Chris:
Welcome to the Mess Hall! Anyone Hungry?
Chef and Chris:
(laughing)
Chris:
Well the 2 teams will have a gross food eat off. If everyone on the team completes their dish than the team gets a point first team to 3 wins Immunity.
Cody:
Sounds simple enough.
Chris:
Chef what's first on their plate?
Chef:
Spaghetti and Meatballs with Worms and Hairballs recycled from season 1.
(Everybody eats them)
Chris:
That's a point for everyone!
Chef:
Up next is a smoothie Sweat from my sneakers.
Noah:
Wretches.
(Everyone but Dawn and Harold Complete it)
Chris:
2-1
Chef:
Next we have Boiled Chicken Beaks so they'll be nice and soft.
(Dawn and Bridgette Grimace)
(Everyone but Dawn eat it)
Dawn:
(eats it then cries) I'm sorry.
Kevin:
(looks at Dawn in remorse then to Chris in anger)
Chris:
2-2 Game point
Chef:
We have Sardine Smoothies.
(contestants groan)
(TLL Drinks it and All but Ezekiel drink theirs)
Chris:
It's up to you Ezekiel.
Ezekiel:
No Problem. (Drinks it and puts his hands up) Yeah that's how it's do- (Vomits)
Chris:
Ezekiel threw up so TLL Wins!
(TLL Celebrates)
(Campfire Ceremony)
Chris:
Welcome to the Campfire Ceremony. I'll give out 10 Marshmallows if you don't get a marshmallow then you're a loser. First Marshmallow goes to: Harold.
Harold:
Yes. (gets Marshmallow)
Chris:
Lindsay, Bridgette, Lightning and Leshawna
(They all catch marshmallows thrown at them in their mouths except Lindsay who's Marshmallow simply bounces off her face)
Chris:
Izzy, Zoey, Katie, Sadie and the Last Marshmallow goes to:
(Dawn and Ezekiel are sitting looking scared)
(Close up of Dawn)
(Close up of Ezekiel)
Dawn.
Dawn:
(Gets Marshmallow)
Ezekiel:
That's Ridiculous she barely ate anything!
Chris:
Well dude 3 times in a row you're the first voted out. Congrats on sucking more than any contestant ever.
Ezekiel:
(Gets on the boat and leaves)
Chris:
Who will win next? Who will lose next? Will Ezekiel ever at least make it through one vote? Find out next time on Total Drama Revisited
(Ending Theme)