Chapter Two

-Separated Gays-

"Sasuke, do you want your hair to look like a molested porcupine?"

The next few days passed without Gaara saying anything about the oldest Uchiha except the occasional blackmailing. He really is a bastard! I mean, he made me wear a dress, a very short dress at that. Plus I bought him lunch a few times. And that's just dumb since I'm poor and he's not.

"Naru-chan," he said the day after he found out about my crush. "I think it would be lovely to wear a dress in school". And I had no choice because I sure as hell didn't want the whole school knowing I was gay. So I wore it for two periods and boy, that was embarrassing. Sasuke saw me too. Remember him? He's the one that caused me to touch myself in the library? And he still looks as hot as the first time I realized I liked him. Back then I didn't even consider the possibility of being gay; I thought I was going through a phase or something. Sasuke smirked when he saw me but didn't say anything. Sakura did but hey, she's gotten mean over the years. "Naruuuuuto" she said in her whiney voice. "You make one ugly girl". I was gong to tell her that I was a prettier girl than she was but I bit my tongue, though she deserved the insult.

The next day was worse. I walked through the halls and everyone talked about me. 'That's him' 'he wore a dress' 'wonder why he did it' ect. That only made things so much worse because now people knew who Uzumaki Naruto was. Before, if Gaara spread the rumor about Itachi and me, it wouldn't be that much of a big deal since not too many people knew who the hell I was but now… oh shit.

It's been a week since then and I think that most people have moved on from the incident, well, except me. But the good thing is that I can forget about the whole thing next weekend when randomly selected people from the school will get a chance to fly to Hawaii for free. People enter the contest for ten bucks and then only a few win. The school district uses the money paid by the students to enter to buy tickets and stuff. Then they use the remaining money to fund the school, you know, buy books and stuff. I think the contest is pretty cool. I entered my name more than five times, and hopefully that increased my chances of winning. I need a vacation you know?

Gaara is likely to be a winner since Tsunade, the principal, likes him since that 'generous donation' of five grand last year. We all know Sasuke and Itachi will win. I mean, not that they do anything, it's just that those lucky bastards have… well, luck!

As for me, who knows? Though I'm sure Gaara won't go without me. He'd probably bribe Tsunade into letting me go. The winners will be announced Thursday morning so that they have enough time to pack and shit. They leave on Friday morning and get back Monday night. So I guess that's more than a weekend but hey, no one's complaining.

Anyway, it's Wednesday morning and I can't wait for the results tomorrow. And I don't think I'm the only one that's excited. I mean, no one is paying attention to the teachers and everyone keeps passing notes. I got a few glimpses of them and they are all about the trip.

Why am I telling you about Wednesday instead of Thursday? That, my friend, is because something interesting happened on this day. It started during lunch; Sasuke came up to me and Gaara and sat down. He didn't say anything to us, he just stared at me.

"So," he started. Man, I was getting nervous. What was so important that the Sasuke Uchiha would come over? "You have a crush on Itachi" he said. It wasn't a question, more like a statement as if he knew for a fact that that's how I felt about his brother. Wait a second… Gaara wouldn't. Oh, he would.

Staring at my best friend, I don't say anything to Sasuke. Man, I'm getting pissed off! How dare Gaara?! He betrayed me! I never thought he'd do something like that. I've always trusted him but now… I'm so confused about our friendship. And my confusion makes me angry.

"Hey Sasuke, do you want your hair to look like a molested porcupine?!" I ask in my fit of anger. He glares at me, and believe me, I would have been scared if not for the rage boiling in my kidney. I was going to insult Gaara as well but the bell rang and they were gone in a matter of seconds.

Anyway, I decided to walk to the counselor to talk instead of going to class to deal with Gaara. I didn't want to get in another fight just yet. Our counselor was also out gym teacher: Gai. He's a freak. No, really!

I think he puts a bowl on his head when he gets his hair done. That's what it looks like. And he has the biggest eyebrows ever! They're even bigger than Lee's. Lee is this really friendly dude in our school. I think the two are related. I mean, they both have weird haircuts and big eyebrows. Plus they both wear gay clothes.

Anyway, he greeted me in his usual 'Hello my youthful student!' Yep, weirdo.

"What seems to be the problem Naruto-kun?" he asked me once he was calmer. Well, you see, I like this guy and his brother and my best friend are totally gonna ruin it for me. Anything you can help me with? I really should have said something along those lines but I didn't want to take out my anger on Gai. He was a good man despite his appearance. He didn't deserve me to treat him like that so I simply shrugged.

"Well then, why are you here?" he asked, sounding truly confused. I laughed a bit and smiled at him. "You know, Gai, I was hoping you could give me some advice" I said. Well, I wasn't lying. I really did need advice. Relationship advice.

Gai nodded and I told him my dilemma: "See, there's this girl I like but her brother and best friend are… well, not too happy with that. What should I do?"

Gai thought… and thought… and thought some more. Honestly, I was expecting some great answer from him. If I asked Gaara a similar question, he'd give me an answer filled with confusing words but it sure as hell would sound smart. But Gai? His answer: "Well Naruto, I can't help. I'm sorry. I know you probably can't tell but I don't have too much experience with girls".

I nodded and left his office in less than a minute. Once I was far enough I laughed. Oh, and I laughed hard! It wasn't that Gai's inexperience with women was funny, no. it was the whole situation. I was asking for girl advice from Gai even though I was gay.

After my chat with Gai, I forgot all about being angry at Gaara so he was pretty surprised when I was happily talking with him in art. Ah… art. It's a really cool class. I mean, we got to make statues of junk and blow up stuff as projects. Anyway, we were chatting happily (more like I was talking and Gaara was ignoring me), I noticed something.

"So you know Gaara, I was wondering if you wanted to see a movie Friday? The new one about that… oh shit…" and that's when I saw it.

Itachi.

Outside.

Running.

Sweating.

Material for many wet dreams? Oh yeah. Orgasmic? Yep. Am I drooling? Probably.

Anyway, after school I asked Gaara for a lift. 'Sure thing blondie' he said but in the end, I walked five miles home. Why? Let's just say that the back seat was… err, wet. And the whole car smelled like God-knows-what!

You know, it kind of surprises me that Gaara is such a flirt. I mean, no one could ever expect something like that from him. I mean, when I met him, he was so fucking pathetic. He always carried that retarded pink bunny. All though middle school he'd hide that thing in his locker but I knew it was there. Now that I think about it, the bunny was pretty hot for a dude. Yes. Gaara's bunny was a dude. A bunny named Ned. I caught him making out with that thing once too. That's when I knew he was gay.

Damn, he was always so shy back then. He didn't talk to anyone! And look at him now: having anal 'pleasure' in the back seat of his car in the school parking lot! They sure grow up fast don't they? I think I'm going to cry now. Give me a moment. This is such an emotional time in my life.

Moving on. The next morning was one of the worst days of my life. It started out with me forgetting breakfast ad running to school. Gaara was being an asshole and refused to give me a ride. His excuse? "Sorry, Naru. If I give you a ride, I won't have time to look at my butler's ass. And his ass is more important than yours". Then, after I got to class, the speaker came on and announced the names of the lucky bitches that would go to Hawaii.

Sasuke. Of course. No surprise there.

Itachi. Woot! I hope I get to go too!

Gaara. Bastard.

Sakura. I heard a rumor that she's dating Sasuke.

Kiba. He's my friend. He's obsessed with dogs.

Sai. No comment on that one.

Deidara. Blond dude that looks like a chick. We've met.

And that was all. No Naruto Uzumaki. I wasn't on the list. And you know what? I felt like shit. I mean, I entered my name five fucking times. How could I not get picked? But wait a second! Gaara's going right? So that means that he can talk to Tsunade right? Sweet!

Now here's what made he day so fucking bad: as soon as the bell rings, Gaara is out the door, going into Tsunade's office. Now I know you guys are probably thinking 'oh that's great'. It's not. Just listen; so he goes in her office and I stand outside, listening to their conversation.

"Ah, Gaara. I was expecting you". I bet she was. "You're here about Naruto, correct?"

"No" he says. What the hell?! "I'm here for Neji".

Oh wow. So he ditches his best friend because he gets a fucking boyfriend? What kind of asshole is he? That is a side of Gaara that I have never seen and you know what? He's more of a bastard than I thought. I leave as soon as he says that. I don't wanna listen to the rest you know?

Anyway, we met up at lunch and his first words to me were 'sorry Naru; Tsunade didn't agree to let you go.'

Asshole.

A/N;; Sweets! This chapter is done. Now, i won't be updating for a little while because some things came up. Though I'm not giving up on the story! Anyway, please review this for me. I love to know that people like my story.
Makes me feel so loved.

Can you believe that Gaara is such a bitch? Heh, I can. Please review darling!

Also, a new band came out in my school so check them out. Shaden

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