"But why do I have to have everyone over?" Sasuke asked, no expression on his face.

"You're the only one that hasn't had anyone at your house yet," Sakura said matter-of-factly as she sat down with him and Naruto to lunch. "And this week is your turn."

"How about I take everyone out to dinner?"

"No. That's cheating. Everyone else makes dinner."

"But I don't want to."

She shrugged. "Too bad. I guess I don't want to be a med-nin," she said.

Before Sasuke could ask why she would say that, she punched him and sent him flying into a wall. He groaned as he felt three ribs move, his shoulder popped out of the socket, and his collarbone felt like it snapped.

"Sakura, heal me now," he told her.

"Sorry. I don't want to be a med-nin. I guess you'll just have to suffer," she replied with a shrug and a smirk. "When you decide to have everyone over your house this week, I'll decide I want to be a med-nin again, okay?" she said.

Naruto looked at Sakura as she got up to leave. "Where are you going?" he asked.

"Hospital. I have to tell Shizu-chan that no one can heal Sasuke-kun. And then I have to stop by Okaasan's office and figure out my detail for the week. I'll talk to you later," she told him, shrugging.

She walked over to Sasuke and kissed him on his forehead. "Bye, Sasuke-kun. I'll see you later. At the Elder's trial tomorrow. Okay? Bye," she said, walking out with a hop in her step and humming.

After a few minutes, Sasuke stopped glaring on the floor and moved up to the seat he had been in before Sakura punched him. He glared at the table and Naruto smirked to himself as he ate his ramen.

Things had gotten fun since Sasuke started to date Sakura. It was amazing two months had gone by. Sasuke treated Sakura like a goddess in his way of showing attention. They bickered occasionally, though when they did they caused massive scenes.

Today was one of those days.

"Dude, you know she's got you whipped," Naruto said with a smirk.

All he received in reply was a black-eye Sakura refused to heal, saying he deserved it. "But all I did was provoke teme!" he whined.

"No, Naruto," the couple replied in unison as they sat on Sasuke's couch.

He huffed and sat down on the bed. "Teme," he muttered.

"We the people of Konoha find the defendants guilty of treason against the Uchiha and ultimately the genocide of the Uchiha family," the chairman of the jury said, glaring at his former-leaders.

Sakura smiled and squeezed Sasuke's hand reassuringly as Tsunade gave the punishment. Tsunade liked Sasuke. The punishment would be good. "See? Everything turned out fine," she whispered to him.

"Yeah, except my bones," he replied, glaring at her half-heartedly.

She shrugged and smirked. "Have Family Night this week."

As the fifth hokage, it was Tsunade's job to punish the Elders for the genocide of the Uchiha, which left Konoha with only one Uchiha left. As a mother, she had the power to harm the people that scarred her daughter's boyfriend for life, and made him an asshole to her for years.

The Elders knew it too. They feared her vote, and Tsunade smiled at sweet revenge.

"I, Tsunade, as the fifth hokage of Konoha, sentence the defendants to death," she replied, getting a thumb's up from her daughter in the first row. She rolled her eyes and bit back a smile.

Way to make a judge-like figure feel embarrassed.

"Sasuke, I was told--"

"Yeah, I know."

"Sasuke, you're not supposed to--"

"Yeah, I know."

"Sasuke-kun, what are you--"

"Yes, I know I'm not supposed to be at training right now," he yelled, annoyed by all his teammates badgering him.

Sakura rolled her eyes. "I knew that. You're not incompetent, you would remember. Besides, I can take a hint when you tell Kakashi-sensei and Naruto off. My question is why are you here?"

He glared at her and sat down on a rock with a scowl. And he almost gave in to her demands. Like that would ever really happen. Sakura was way too annoying to let that happen.

She would never let him just surrender.

The past two days had been painful. He had never had to go an extended period of time with broken or bruised bones and they were painful to him now. He almost bent to Sakura, just to make the pain go away.

It was excruciating to get up and move around, and he wasn't allowed to train while they were broken.

He watched as Sakura sparred with Naruto for five minutes, destroyed him, and sat down next to him in the grass while Naruto cursed that she beat him. After five minutes of cursing, he demanded a rematch that Sakura quickly won again and lay down next to Sasuke to sleep.

It had become a routine for them, and Sasuke enjoyed it. He always knew what would happen and when it would happen. No guesswork, no anticipating an attack, just routine.

Like the fact Sakura was peacefully asleep next to him in ten minutes.

"Good night, Sakura," he whispered, smiling.

She moaned her response, half-asleep already.

Sasuke knew how much work she had been doing lately. Tsunade had taken her off the table at the hospital for a while, but now Sakura was back on it from two to ten-thirty, though most days she could be found there well after midnight.

"Just a little longer," Sakura moaned in her sleep.

This was not new either. He had known she talked in her sleep since their gennin days. Still, this was a twist to her average medical dreams.

"You have to take off your shirt," she murmured, making Sasuke turn and stare at her. "Ah-huh...So big." She turned sides. "It'll fit. It always does, Sasuke-kun."

Damn. Oh, damn. She wasn't, was she? Oh damn, she was.

"...lollipop later," she said, making Sasuke go hard. "I like how you look...so good." She moaned a little and turned again. "…come on, baby. Just a little more, Sasuke-kun...Right there...so good."

He sighed. He knew he'd do it. Why did Sakura always have to win in the end? He had a feeling she'd never do that with the real him until he finally had everyone over his house.

"Kakashi, Naruto?" He sighed when he got their attention. "Family Night's at my house tomorrow. Tell Sai and Yamato. I'm going to tell Sakura when she wakes up later, okay?"

"Finally!" Naruto yelled. "Training's over today, Kakaashi! You tell Yamato, I'll tell Sai. See you later, Sasuke!"

"Still the Number One Hyperactive Ninja, huh?" Sasuke asked Kakashi.

He sighed. "Yup."

"Hey, Sasuke-kun," Sakura greeted, yawning as she woke up. "I had the weirdest dream," she told him through the yawn.

Weird? She was calling a sex-dream starring him weird? He'd have to let that pass. "Well, I have some good news," he told her, smiling to himself.

"Oh. So it was a premonition," she murmured. "Go on."

He sighed. "I'll have Family Night tomorrow," he muttered.

"What?"

"I said, I'll have Family Night," he said louder, clearer.

"Good. Then I can finally do this for you."

Sasuke sighed and glared at the table as Sakura put all the food he prepared down on it. She smiled at him and kissed him lightly on his scowl. He glared as Naruto laughed at him and glared harder when Naruto doubled over laughing at the glare Jiraiya was sending to the Uchiha.

"I know you read my books," he accused, stabbing the steak.

"Prove it," Sasuke glared.

Jiraiya really hated the idea of the last Uchiha dating his daughter. After two months he thought he'd be used to it.

Both Tsunade and Sakura slapped their significant other as they sat down next to them. "Behave," they warned in unison and Naruto started laughing again.

"Like mother like daughter," Hinata said, shrugging apologetically to Sakura. Then she turned back to Naruto and looked confusedly back to Sakura. "Where do you think Naruto got his humor from?"

"His father," Jaraiya and Tsunade replied. "The Fourth used to draw mustaches and clown faces on the Hokage Mountains."

Sasuke shook his head and ate in silence.

When the dinner was over, Jiraiya glared at Sasuke and tried to yank Sakura away from Sasuke. She rolled her eyes and excused herself to help Sasuke with the dishes.

"Hey."

Silence.

"Are you still mad?" she asked as she picked up some dishes and a sponge to clean them with.

"Yes...No. I was never mad, just disappointed."

"That I healed you instead of had sex with you?" she asked, eyes dancing with laughter.

"Yep." He dried some plates and put them away, sighing. "I'd rather have the sex. It sounded like sex in your dream."

She laughed at how dumb her boyfriend was. "Do you want me to break some of your bones again and give you the options?" she asked.

Suddenly he realized what she would do to him and he didn't need anymore of the pain. "Nope. thanks, but I'm good," he replied.

Sakura stopped him and turned him towards her to kiss him hard. "Good. Because I bet it's really hard to have sex when you have broken bones."

He gaped and Jiraiya walked in, glaring at Sasuke and he yanked Sakura out of the kitchen. She rolled her eyes and mouthed a countdown from ten. Sasuke didn't understand, but he kept his face indifferent.

"No sex with my daughter. And no kissing her, either!" he yelled, glaring at Sasuke over his shoulder and banging into a wall for the effort.

Just as he did, Sakura reached one.

Sasuke and Sakura snickered then burst out laughing. Jiraiya glared at them both for a moment before Tsunade found him and pulled him away. "Just be good," Tsunade warned them before she left.

Sakura smiled at Sasuke. "So, was having Family Night really that bad?"

"Nope. I kind of liked it," he replied, smiling as he kissed her.