Normal POV

They landed with a crash

Elley: Ow my arse!

Anastasia: Damn that was a weird fall.

Alex: WTF happened guys? Why the hell are we in a sandy place!

Elley: All I remember is watching FF7 and then it went BANG!

Alex: -_- uhhh that still doesn't explain!

Anastasia: guys, guys, guys... no need to have a period about it

Alex: *groans* I told you not to tell anyone about my problem!

Anastasia: 0_e uhh alex i was kidding

Alex: *blush*

Elley:*shifts awkwardly on the spot*

Elley:ok so we don't know what's going on, so what? We'll find out...somehow. so just keep calm till we figure it out.

Anastasia:omfg omfg omfg shit shit shit

Elley: i thought i said stay calm -_-

anastasiaLno! No! LOOK!

Elley turned around to see a motorcycle fly over their heads

Elley woah WTF!

Just as they ducked they saw a shadow demon looking thingy run past.

Alex: OMG OMG OMG WTF DO WE DO?

Anastasia looked up to see a blond swerve.

Anastasia: OMFG! IT'S CLOUD!

Elley: Oh DAMN! The commitment issued emo is here to save us all! *rolls eyes*

Alex:no time to fangirl about it!

Anastasia+elley: WE WEREN'T!

Alex: NO SERIOUSLY! NO TIME! JUST PEG IT!

The girls turned around to see a shadow demon running towards them

Anastasia:AHHHHHHH

Elley:AHHHHHHH

Alex:*girly scream XD*

The trio turned on their heels and pegged it across the desert as fast as their legs could carry them and in alex's case that wasn't very fast XD but the three were beginning to wear out and there was no way that they could outrun the beasts. Just as one was about to leap upon them, it dissappeared.

Anastasia peered around her.

Anastasia: Whew that was close!

Elley jumped up and looked down at Alex to see a wet puddle around the boy.

Anastasia. Oh dear, ^^;;

The trio could see three black dots in the distance getting bigger. Elley's and Anastasia's eyes widened. Alex was still on the floor in his puddle.

Anastasia: OMFG IT'S THE REMNANTS!

Elley: No way!

The two rubbed their eyes to make sure they weren't hullucinating because of the heat.

Anastasia: *drool* Yazoooooooo

Elley looked at anastasia

Elley: -_- 0_e lol

The three remnants zoomed past them only to make a syncranized U turn and skidded to a stop in front of elley, anastasia and alex.

Kadaj:well well well.

Elley:we're not in a well we're in a desert XD

Kadaj:SILENCE!

Elley,anastasia+alex: 0_0

KADAJ:STATE YOUR NAMES!

Anastasia leaned closer to elley to whisper something

Anastasia:he's deffinately on HIS period

Elley giggled

Kadaj: DO NOT TEST MY PATIENCE! WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES

Alex: uhh...my...name's...alex

Elley: name's elley

Anastasia:hiya i'm anastasia

Alex took a few steps back as loz eyed him up and down with a lustful look

Alex, elley and anastasia made a huddle

Alex: that big guy loz is scaring the hell outta me...it looks like he's gonna rape me 0_0

Elley burst out laughing

Elley: he probs is gonna rape you XD HAHAHAHA

Alex:shutup elley -_-

Anastasia: OMFG is yazoo hawt or what?

Alex:i'm gonna go for or what

Anastasia:-_- shutup alex.

The three broke out of the huddle to see Loz staring at Alex's arse. Alex gulped and looked everywhere but the man.

Anastasia: *drool*

Elley: *sigh* So, where are you guys heading? Are you going to go find mommy?

Loz: *starts crying*

Anastasia+Yazoo: Don't cry Loz.

Loz: How did you know my name?

Anastasia: uhh...um...Secret ninja powers? -_-;;

Yazoo: You have blue eyes, you must have mako poisoning!

Anastasia: Uh, last time I checked I didn't have an STI...

Loz, Yazoo+ Kadaj: What's an STI?

Elley, Anastasia + Alex: *gasps*

Anastasia: Don't you have condoms in this world?

Loz: What's a condom? Is this linked to where babies come from?

Elley: Oh his childlike innocence is at the brink of extinction! *faints*

Kadaj: Hush! He does not need to know about babies!

Anastasia: He's a grown man! I'm sure he must've had some sexual relationships!

Loz: 0_e What's a sexual relationship?

Elley comes around.

Elley: Oh the heavans above Yaoi, ave any of you had a relationship?

Kadaj: No, searching for your mother really doesn't leave you with much free time.

Yazoo: *grabs Anastasia by the arm* Now come, we will take you to our secret base in the forgotten forest!

Anastasia: If it's forgotten how do you know where it is?

Yazoo: *sigh*

Loz grabbed Alex by the arm and dragged him to his cycle.

Elley: How come I get stuck with the control freak!

Kadaj: I'm not a control freak now get on this bike!

Elley: *sigh* TO THE LAYTONMOBILE!

Anastasia: e_e

So the three were then forced onto the motorcycles and dragged off to the forgotten city.