(Chapter 2: ok if chapter one was retarded, don't read. If you're still reading this, thank you.)

(Enter Fullmetal Alchemist and Ranma ½.)

Goku walked back inside. He saw Ichigo and Inuyasha fighting for the TV remote.

"I'm surrounded by morons…" he said.

"Goku! Tell Ichigo to give me the remote!" yelled Inuyasha.

Goku, who pretty much had enough with the stupidity in the room, went upstairs and into Gohan's room.

'Hey son! What are you doing?" Goku asked in an innocent fashion.

"Um…." Replied the confused teen. 'I'm… playing games….."

"Cool" said Goku. Gohan continued to look at Goku. Goku smiled. And with that, Gohan got up and walked away.

"Does no one want to talk to me?" Goku screamed.

"I'll talk to you" said Inuyasha.

'Shut up Inuyasha"

Goku walked outside and saw Gohan playing with a small teenager with a prosthetic arm and leg.

"Hey Ed" said Goku. "You look like you grew an inch!"

Edward Elric proceeded to fire a small rock at Goku's face. With one sweep of his arm, Goku deflected it.

"DON'T CALL ME SMALL!" yelled the tiny alchemist.

"But I wasn't calling you small"-

'YOU SAID IT AGAIN" yelled ed.

"But I"-

"JUST SHUT UP!"

"OK"

Edward walked toward Goku. He pulled his fist back and proceeded to punch Goku. Then Goku grabbed his automail and smashed it.

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT" said Edward.

"You were being a meanie" said Goku.

"You didn't have to smash my automail!"

"You didn't have to yell!"

'You didn't have to break my arm!"

"You're a poopyhead"

"You're a fat meanie!"

"Stupidhead!"

"Guys!" yelled Lucy. Her face was red with anger. "I am trying to go to sleep!

Goku and Edward stopped arguing. They looked at Lucy and hung their heads in shame.

"I'm sorry we argued' said Goku.

"No, I should be sorry" said Edward.

Goku and Edward proceeded to hug.

Lucy just stared at the boys. She walked out, confused.

Goku and Edward walked inside, only to be stopped at the door than none other than Ranma.

"Ranma!" yelled Goku.

"Goku! You still owe me 25 Zeni!" yelled Ranma.

"I'll go get it right now"-

Ranma leaped into the air. He came back down, kicking Goku on the head.

Goku collapsed to the floor, curled up into a ball and sucking his thumb, crying.

Edward knocked Ranma onto the ground. Then he splashed Ranma with cold water.

Ranma hot back up and yelled at Edward.

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT!" she yelled.

Goku got up and looked at Ranma. He threw the bird and walked away

(Basically he flipped him off.)

Ranma flipped off back at Goku. "NERDGASM!" yelled Ranma. He walked back inside, steaming mad.

Ed looked at the floor. "What did I do to deserve this" he said.

(Enter Higurashi and DBZfan210)

Goku walked into the bathroom. He saw a cup sitting there. As curious as he is, he picked up the cup and sniffed inside of it. He walked out and gave the cup to Inuyasha.

"Hey Inuyasha" said Goku. "I found some sake in the bathroom. Here ya go!"

Inuyasha took the cup from Goku. He took a sip and took a step backwards.

"What is this shit?!"

"Sake."

"That is not Sake."

"Oh. Then what is it?"

Ichigo and Gohan walked into the room. One held a remote control. The other had an inflated blimp caught in his hair.

"Dad" said Gohan. "Can you help us out?"

Inuyasha walked up to Gohan. He pinned him down and forced the mysterious substance down his throat.

"WHAT THE HECK INUYASHA!"

"Does that taste like sake?"

"YOU GAVE ME SAKE?!"

"Yeah."

"Oh. That doesn't taste like sake."

Inuyasha nodded. He took the cup, threw it at Goku and walked out the door, flipping everyone off in the process.

Ranma came into the room at that point.

"Has anyone seen my cup?"

Everyone looked at Ranma. Goku took the cup and hid it behind his back.

"Sorry. No one has seen your cup."

"Oh. Well it contains really powerful sake. If one were to take a sip he would become drunk in 3 minutes. I tested Ed with that. He's outside licking the front porch."

Goku gulped. He turned around to Gohan, who was on the floor poking at the carpet.

"I can see you tiny microscopic people" he said.

Ranma looked at Gohan. Then his attention shifted to Goku.

'Ok…ok… he miiiiiight have token a sip of your sake"-

Ranma threw Ichigo at Goku. Both men screamed in horror as Ranma picked up Gohan and walked out the front door.

"KIDNAAAAAAP!"

As Goku flew towards the door, Ranma swung it shut, hitting Goku in the face.

'This can't be good…" said Goku, who can hear Gohan's agonizing screams outside.

dbzfan210 ran in as fast as possible and yelled at thr top of her lungs.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAPE!"

To be continued…